Dane Cook

DC

"Headed to the gym. I should get there just fine unless I'm jumped by a bakery gang & forced to eat plate of chocolate chip cookies."

Haha

"I can't slam dunk a basketball, but I can gently underhand toss the shit out of a crumpled up napkin into a dumpster 5 feet away."

"Why are you sitting in the dark like a vampire, you creepy weirdo?"

Tags: Dane Cook

Okay so. I know it's like SO cliche to add this dood to my list. But how can I even resist. I love him, I'll be the first to admit it. I used to listen to his stand-up like, a billion years ago when I first started working at Denevi... it'd be on my iPod alllll day on repeat every day and I never got tired of it. That fool's got charisma, you have to admit, even if you hate him. I don't think it's so much looks, at first. I mean he's kinda ugly. If you didn't hear him speak, he would be ugly. But his personality is so addicting. He makes me happy when he talks. I could listen to him all day. And let me tell you, My Best Friend's Girl is THE best comedy EVER MADE. I don't want to argue, it just is. Plus, he has really nice teeth. And girls do love assholes, it's true.

And HOW could you resist this? How is this not the best thing you have ever seen? There are no excuses!

[i have]

I have the strange urge to watch Dane Cook's first full-length comedy special.

Oh, AND LET THE LAUNDRY GAMES BEGIN. /facepalm
I hate my rude neighbors sometimes.

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