Still zero since whenever I decided to have my first zero day. I had an extremely fiendy moment this morning. I was out of lozenges, and stuck in a horrible meeting, with a giant cup of coffee, and I started freaking out. So I excused myself for a moment.

I ran down the hall and busted into Kevin's office, who just so happened to be on the phone with Tom Whalley, the CEO of the company, and I start dancing around and pointing at my mouth and motioning for a lozenge. He looks at me with this look of "now is not the time" so I sort of roll my eyes and run away.

After the meeting I head back to my office and there's a fresh pack of lozenges on my desk. Grateful and relieved, I run down the hallway again and burst in on Kevin to thank him, and of course he's there with Tyler Hilton. And I can't control my fiendiness so I just yell "Thank you!" and wave the nicotine around and Tyler starts laughing at me.

But all was well, he congratulated the both of us, and didn't think I was a total freak, and now I'm all nicotined up and everyone in the freaking company knows that I'm a mess.

Also I'm starting to cough like an old man.

Mmmmmmm. I can taste those years of cigarettes coming back up, and it tastes good.