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Impatient. Picky. Self-serving. Fickle. Chews her nails. Loves cake. Demands satisfaction.

Dear Melo: I'm cheating on you

43 Hours left to order in time for Mother's Day

Give as a gift straight from the mailbox. I've got lots of stuff in my shop <3

Use Coupon Code: WELOVEUMOM to save 10% off your whole order. I promise to pack it with love, just like I made it. For you, by me on the island of Martha's Vineyard <3

Hi.

☆ I'm Maggie Fiasco
❤ I've been a part of Melo for 10 years, from 2002 til now... and every beta test and bug fix in between.
☆ After living on both coasts of this country, I currently live on Martha's Vineyard with my boyfriend of three years and two amazingly cute ginger kitties named Charlie and Butters.
❤ I won second place in a mustache contest.
☆ I'm obsessed with videogames and Harry Potter... No, really.
❤ I love to craft and make things with my hands. I own a shop on Etsy.com.
☆ I'm an amateur nature photographer, I love taking photos of all the flowers and wildlife here on this island.
❤ I'm an award-winning baker who's happiest spending an afternoon in the kitchen with a cup of tea, a friend, some good tunes and a great recipe in front of me.
☆ I love reading sci-fi and fantasy novels of all types, if I can't go to Hogwarts then I sort of wish I was Sookie Stackhouse.
❤ You can find musings, recipes, screen shots, links, videos to all of these things, and more, right here.

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bulletproof's picture
Re: public

oh that wasn't me that posted that, that was someone else commenting on the game haha.

candy's picture
Re: public

I mean, how do you mean the controls aren't updated?

They are. I played in beta and I've been playing since launch last night minus a few hours for napping and housekeeping.

Do you mean because its not a WASD keyboard game? Cos the amount of clicking is severely reduced... and the controls certainly are different than they used to be...

bulletproof's picture
Re: public

what do you mean what am i talking about? i'm confused :|

cobaltblue's picture
Re: bleh

Sure it could. If you were to get into a car accident at 12:01am and then be in a coma it would be over more than fast enough.

plurcandykidd's picture
Re: bleh

i hear ya

cobaltblue's picture
inelegant_x's picture
Re: public

what is her problem, she's just laying there!

OH MY GOD she's stupid look at that.

his nose is hitting her CLY-toris.

just histerical. old ladies are so funny. no filters.

crypticwhore's picture
Re: Like Lauren Cooper said...

I really just can't. I laughed so hard.

candy's picture
Re: public

Not very much, only the first hundred pages. But I love it so far. I cried within the first 35 pages.

roseinthefall's picture
Re: public

Eeesh, I forgot about the whole island part of the deal there. My brain thinks of New England in the form of bridges and tiny dirt roads.

Putney is near Brattleboro, VT (think the asylum in Sucker Punch) 4 hours south of you. It will be the kid's second time going, it's where my mom and little brother lives and also where my mom owns and operates the Putney Food Co-Op organic market. The local food is KILLER there and it's got all the middle of no-where charm you could ask for out of a little town. During my pregnancy and since having Kherington my mom and I have managed to let go of all the pain of our pasts and make a working mother/daughter relationship so for my birthday month I'd like to spend some time with her. We do women's cirlce, there is a natural waterfall within walking distance of my mom's house, and my mom even hosts yoga classes in her living room. It's a down to mother nature women's dream out there and sometimes I need a little taste of that. Plus my mom and I always end up going to a dance spree, last time I wore Kherington on my back in a carrier while we danced. The kid was singing to the music and laughing the whole time.

mythos's picture
Re: 30 days of Vidjagames

This is a fun folder (30 Days of Vidjagames)! I agree with many of your choices. And I loved Sacred(2), too! I miss my gaming days. Or maybe I miss the novelty of gaming, when it felt fresh and exciting because I was more easily impressed.

throwprinnies's picture
Re: public

Haha. I hope you enjoy it! How much have you read so far?

candy's picture
Re: public

Oh yay, how fun! Unfortunately, it costs $150 just to reserve a spot on the ferry in June. If it was just a matter of me packing up and driving to see you, I'd be there in a heartbeat. But getting off of this rock, especially in the summertime, takes about 2 hours just to arrive on the mainland, plus the hefty boat fee for hauling your car across....

Maybe if there's a bus or something I can take to VT. I'll have to check up and see. Where's Putney? Whatcha goin out of town for, lady? Is it the little girl's first trip?

roseinthefall's picture
Re: public

I sent you a msg on fb because melo was being fail but I sent it from my phone and it may not have even gone through. I'm going to be four hours away (Putney, VT) from you sometime in june. If you want to meet halfway somewhere for lunch or something let me know. I might even be able to get all the way to you but not sure depending on if anyone is crazy enough to give me a ride.

immortalchild's picture
noriega's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

I've dated and fooled around with too many melo girls.
Can't do it anymore.
Ya'll got issues.

whatacharm_'s picture
Re: Today, I'm writing for Teri London

I've heard some gnarly things about that girl and how she is a homewrecker.

cobaltblue's picture
Re: Mother's Day Gifts ((or)) Gifts fo yo momma!

The last picture makes me giggle.

trajic's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

Oh yeah you've gotta share the name. That's just got fun written all over it.

noriega's picture
Re: public

u know me so well maggers. :P

six_to_eight's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

I MUST KNOW WHO. I THRIVE ON DRAMA.

shockfactor's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

I think America is full of these dumb broads. We just laugh at it more on Melo, because we see it when they tell us all their self righteous secrets. :)

eastcoast's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

dumb cheating broads and easy prey. CHEERS TO MELO GIRLS!

roseinthefall's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

Wow, that's like old time melo drama shit right there. I would how she was younger...if not her future doesn't look bright.

dorktothemax's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

You gotta love some of these melo people. I mean seriously, if you don't want people reading and commenting, MAKE IT FRIENDS ONLY OR PRIVATE! Duh...

cobaltblue's picture
Re: OHHH MELO

HAHAHAHA of course saying "Perfect Strangers" made me think of Balkie.

candy's picture
Re: Today, I'm writing for Teri London

awww i didnt mean to make you cry babycakes! But I hope you know how much I love you!

starlightconlon's picture
Re: Today, I'm writing for Teri London

way to make a birthday girl cry maggie. i love you so much. i've got your back always girl. <3

cobaltblue's picture
Re: Today, I'm writing for Teri London

You left out all the booze and F-bombs and weed

candy's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

:) thanks much. I try to be appreciative of it every day and not take it for granted. The 9 months I lived in Seattle was so hard... I hated living downtown so much. I feel your pain

chelonia's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

Yay nature! GORGEOUS shots, Maggie. Way jealous that you live in the midst of such beauty... I miss nature immensely. I am not a city girl.

candy's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

Just a 2 year old point and shoot. Fuji finepix z series, they dont even sell it anymore. Just use the macro lens and some photo editing and voila!

pussylipgloss's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

what kind of camera do you have???? these are gorgeous pics.

andrea1068's picture
immortalchild's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

Stunning pictures. And the kitty is sooo adorable. Cats are such amazing creatures, aren't they?

And Bleeding Hearts! My second favorite flower. One day I'll have a garden full of them. <3<3

candy's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

aww thanks! :) thats my charlie

candy's picture
andrea1068's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

Very pretty pictures and the flowers are awesome... and that cat is so cute! Awesome pics all around.

shockfactor's picture
Re: Some nature photos from the island

Absolutely gorgeous. :)

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