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My inner child is sixteen years old today

My inner child is sixteen years old!


Life’s not fair! It’s never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something’s gotta change. And it’s gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.


How Old is Your Inner Child?
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sorry.. a few more quizzies..

Aphrodite
Aphrodite/Eros


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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Convo (hella funny!!)


Haha!! I am PnkGlittererdLipz and Val is ValDevilChild.. haha. duh!

PnkGlitteredLipz: hey
PnkGlitteredLipz: your back
Val devil child: ya
PnkGlitteredLipz: you are a masturbating lobster who loves to explore soles. http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol. its a grreat site
PnkGlitteredLipz: slam-dancing bastard, punish sperm
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol
Val devil child: what!
PnkGlitteredLipz: go to it
PnkGlitteredLipz: its a funny site
PnkGlitteredLipz: http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm
Val devil child: o i see
PnkGlitteredLipz: nut- licking fish stick; make balls
Val devil child: u r a monkey-like midget who loves 2 sniff ears
PnkGlitteredLipz: haha
PnkGlitteredLipz: thats funny
PnkGlitteredLipz: ewww
PnkGlitteredLipz: look what i got
Val devil child: u r also a horny disco queen who loves 2 grow Geemo!!!
PnkGlitteredLipz: y r a slimy stomp slut who likes to fuck bill cosby
PnkGlitteredLipz: gross
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol
Val devil child: ewwww
Val devil child: that’s just gross!
PnkGlitteredLipz: i know
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol look what i got!!
Val devil child: what?
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a fxy horn-ball who likes to hoard monster cocks
Val devil child: haha!
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol
Val devil child: u r a stimulated salad buffet who loves 2 mount lanterns!
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol!!
PnkGlitteredLipz: testicular dragon, mount buffalo
PnkGlitteredLipz: haha!!!
Val devil child: nice
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a diseased penis, who likes to climb toilets
Val devil child: u r a funky butt who loves 2 make toilets
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol
Val devil child: i no
PnkGlitteredLipz: look
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a busy dragon that likes to poke dragons
PnkGlitteredLipz: *busty
PnkGlitteredLipz: you are a monterous sex god that loves to discover scarecrows
Val devil child: u r a questionable chick magnet who loves 2 nuzzle birds
PnkGlitteredLipz: lol
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a sexy midget that loves to megaFUCK sandwhiches
Val devil child: u r a sexy ringtail fucker who loves 2 hoard Mexico
Val devil child: u r a monkey-like raver fag who loves 2 hump giant tits
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a maligent sausage link that likes to lick nipples
Val devil child: u r a shrunken penis pumper who loves 2 hump bears
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a horny bisquit who loves to fuck circuz tents
Val devil child: u r a drunken Nintendo 64 who loves 2 flick hellhounds
PnkGlitteredLipz: u r a toa-sucking porn star who loves to control coke junkies
Val devil child: u r a diseased clown who loves 2 mount women
PnkGlitteredLipz: haha
Val devil child: i no
PnkGlitteredLipz: you are a diseased bastard who likes to punch testes

Tina

Tina the Troubled Teen

R.O.X.A.N.A.

Robotic Organism eXperienced in Assassination and Nocturnal Analysis

BEAUTY!

HASH(0x84caeac)
You are the Colored eye. You are different and dont
give a dam wut other people think or say about
you.. your independent n sexy. Good for u!

The type of pain ur eyes behold
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Personality test!!

Hehehe!! Johnny is the name of the guy i like!!

!You like to keep it personal by looking him in the eyes the whole time...how sweet
Johnny Come Quickly

What Sexual Position Are You?
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I want you... BAD!!

I am ROMANTIC!!!

!Extremely Romantic, good for you
Extremely Romantic.. marry me!

How Romantic Are You?
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Is my nose too big?

You guys i hate my nose! I think i am gonna get nose surgery done when i turn 20. Should i do it? Or so you think my nose is fine, and not too big?!?!

Peach Fuzz!



I took the fruity fruit quiz
made by rav-chan
Check out which fruit you are

{Oakridge Lanes- Neon Bowling}

{Heels-Payless}

{Mini-Car}

Losers

WHAT IS THIS WHOLE MELO LOSERS THINGY?!

my hair! its true! i think..

hair

Your Hottest Body Part is Your Hair! A beauty salon is your mothership, and it’s always calling you home.
Your hairstylist is your best friend.
You don’t know how people lived with moose and no mousse.
You make men growl with that fabulous mane.
You can work it by swinging it on the dance floor or mussing it in bed during hot sex.
If they’re looking for the next Jennifer Aniston hair craze, they need look no further than you.

Celebs who work their hair as hard as you do include: Anna Kournikova, Nicole Kidman, Beyonc

my fairy tale

FAIRY TALEOnce upon a time there has a young PRINCESS named ENRIQUE. He was QUICKLY RUNNING in the BOUNCY forest when he met CUDDLY JONATHAN, a run-away TEACHER from the CUTE Queen ROXANA.ENRIQUE could see that CUDDLY JONATHAN was hungry so he reached into his JAR and give him his STRANGE WHIPPED CREAM. CUDDLY JONATHAN was thankful for ENRIQUE’s WHIPPED CREAM, so he told ENRIQUE a very SWEET story about Queen ROXANA’s daughter TATIANA. How her mother, the CUTE Queen ROXANA, kept her locked away in a SKY SCRAPER protected by a gigantic BUNNY, because TATIANA was so ROUND.ENRIQUE CARED. He vowed to CUDDLY JONATHAN the TEACHER that he would save the ROUND TATIANA. He would MOVE the BUNNY, and take TATIANA far away from her eveil mother, the CUTE Queen ROXANA, and LOVING her.Then, all of the sudden, there was a OBLONG LOVE and CUDDLY JONATHAN the TEACHER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BUNNY from his story. CUTE Queen ROXANA HUGGED out from behind a TIARA and struck ENRIQUE dead. In the far off SKY SCRAPER you could hear a BOOM!.THE END.Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com

haha!! Barking and moaning!

haha..


Disney movie! What the HELL are you doing taking
this quiz, Goldilocks?! You’re not a very
sexual person...in fact, you’re probably a
virgin. You’d be better off trying your hand at
voice-overs for a Saturday morning cartoon.

What kind of porno would you star in?
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ok...

HAHA

Ladybug? on a throw pillow?

Banana? Attacking? WHO???

background.. ARG!!

Work dammnit!! Work.. DAMN YOU HTML!!

*GLAM*


Your in the Melo Glam rock clique! you are always
wearing new sunglasses, and talk about a sense
of STYLE! your better then everyone else and
you KNOW it! your makeup is better, eyebrows
drawn in better and your Friends are even
hotter then others! as for the ugly people..
theyre just jealous.

What Melodramatic clique are You in?
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my poll

Sooo.. What turns you ON? 7 % said Ass 0 % said Boobs 50 % said Eyes 21 % said Lips 21 % said style

There’s love for you.

!!

MOZIC!

Truth Hurts-> Addictive

lil kathy’s music

Kelsey’s Quiz (Misskinky)

naturetoes
you have natural feet. you are one with your feet
and they appreciate you for that. your feet
never smell because you never wear shoes and
the ocean is always cleaning your tootsies.
ahhh. sweet sweet feet.

what kind of FEET do you have?
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