Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee

Name
Your Secret Kink Thing	Hiding things.(Look!No hands)
Your Sexual Strength	Your super bed gymnastics!
Your Sexual Weakness	Your freaky noises during sex
Your Likely STD	You've every STD known to man
How Many Partners in Crime?	No! Your hand doesn't count!!
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On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 4. You definitely
have malicious tendancies and in your
neihborhood you may indeed be feared and
respected.


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Aphrodite/Eros


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Brief Analysis

Your name of Stephanie gives you a very idealistic but passive outlook on life. You desire culture and all the refinements of life but you are inclined to live in your dreams. Although you would like to do many things, procrastination undermines your accomplishment and success in life. You do not like to create issues and will do anything to avoid a conflict. Making decisions is difficult for you without the support and approval of others. This name gives you a very sensitive nature, making you feel much that you do not understand. Your feelings are easily hurt, at which times you are inclined to withdraw and become uncommunicative. Although you desire the friendship and association of others, you find it difficult to express your thoughts through the spoken word, and others find you hard to get to know. It is much more natural for you to express your deeper thoughts in writing. Inner tension can deplete your physical vitality.

Health Weaknesses for the name of: Stephanie

You are inclined to indulge in rich foods that lack proper nourishment. The physical weaknesses due to this name centre in the heart and respiratory organs, and in the fluid functions.

--that’s kind of disgusting. but the analysis is kind of true. wow.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let’em go, because, man, they’re gone.

Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it’s made up of two separate words "mank"and "ind." What do these words mean? It’s a mystery and that’s why so is mankind.

It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.

The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don’t know what your rights are, or who the person is you’re talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.

--Jack Handy

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn’t seem quite so funny.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ’It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.’

I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.

I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway.

--Jack Handey

Well, my internet has been down since last saturday. yeah that sucked. But nothing very eventful has been going on in my life. Nothing ever does. I got my classes on wednesday. they are ok. They could have been a lot worse.

Last night I watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I thought it was going to be funnier, but it was still a pretty good movie. I think I would shoot myself if my family was like that.

I also watched The Hot Chick. Yeah, that was ok. I don’t think I would watch it again. I loved Adam Sandler’s character though. He cracks me up.

Yeah I guess that sums up my boring weekend. One more week of good ol sleeping in. I’m going to be a junior. I never really thought about it. Woopidee freakin doo. I just want out of this hell hole! lol

I found out that my dad has carpeltunel sydrom (have no clue how to spell that). It really sucks. It’s from riding his motorcycle. He just recently was having thyroid problems. It makes me nervous when all these things start happening to him...

I was going to just give up on melo completly but I decided not too and come back. But I guess I don’t have to since it was just a downtime thing. Coolness. Well, yesterday I saw Bruce Almighty. It was funny. Way too much preaching, but I enjoyed it. Two thumbs up!

This week was insanely hectic! I’m so glad it’s over. I’m getting sick and that sucks. I might be going to the beach tomorow or sunday. We’re not sure when we want to go yet.

Today was the senior rally. The last rally of the year! yay! I hate rallys. And all the performances looked like shit. Especially the cheerleaders. But then again, they always look like shit.

I had a weird encounter with someone who claimed to be on melo but when I couldn’t get to his melo he freaked out... it was really weird. Some of you melo kids are strange. Not that I’m very normal.

Whyyyyy? He cut all his beautiful hair off! I couldn’t believe it. Someone must have held him down and shaved it because he never wanted to cut it. It was his damn coach I bet. -grumbles-

I don’t know why I’m complaining like this. -smacks self- You’re not together anymore! Get over it!


sigh.... I hate myself...

These past few days I find myself wondering about Scott. I wonder what he thinks about what happened. What he tells his friends. How he feels. Does he think he’s a dumbass and fucked everything up, like I do? Does he not even care at all? Is he already off screwing some other chick from another school?

As I read through this, I start to wonder something else. Why the hell do I care about all that? It’s been a couple months. Am I not over him? It’s not that everytime I see him I wish I could be walking with him. Only sometimes. I don’t get it...

Could this be any cooler? I think not.


haha these cool guys are called jackass penguins (= nice.