Today...i was thinking about this one time..me one of my brothers, and my mom were sitting at the dinner table and my mom was bitching about something to him..and she kept hitting him in the head with a chopstick(we are an asian family) while he was trying to eat and he said " could you please stop that" and she just kept doing it...so...he pushed her ...so hard that she fell down to the floor along with the chair...i swear...this was one of the FUNNIEST moments in my life...it was so funny i had to leave the table and go outside so i could laugh...oh gosh..it was hilarious. that boy is my idol.((sorry..there wasnt much to update about))

a certain level: i bet you her vagina has teeth

he has a jesus shrine...i bet you anything he does.