Thirteen random things you like:
1. Throwing Skittles at hookers (and vice versa)
2. Singing with my pet budgie, Sammy
3. Trying to marry Purl the piggy with a Ringpop, only to have her decide to eat a snail instead
4. Saying "Aye, dios mio" whilst at work
5. Doing funny dances with funny people
6. Satan's tacos
7. Mo Betta, my betta fish
8. Writing stupid songs and poems that don't mean much of anything
9. My miniskirt
10. Concerts
11. My batman hat
12. All things magical and mysterious
13. Poking and tickling people

Twelve good movies:
1. The Crow
2. Donnie Darko
3. Big Fish
4. The Butterfly Effect
5. Labyrinth
6. Fight Club
7. The Breakfast Club
8. Animal House
9. Million Dollar Baby
10. The Birdcage
11. Mermaids
12. Munsters, Go Home!

Eleven good bands/artists:
1. The Alter Boys
2. Fantomas
3. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Grope (my band)
4. Stabbing Westward
5. Diadem
6. Pigface
7. Nine Inch Nails
8. The Cure
9. Mr. Bungle
10. Prince
11. The Locust

Ten things about you ...
1. I am Ben
2. I have a penis, but I would prefer not to
3. I work at Taco Bell
4. I have a chubby stomach, especially for somebody that's so thin everywhere else
5. I can't sing for shit, but I try to anyways
6. I am going to be homeless in a couple months
7. I am a bit too concerned with grammar and spelling
8. I hate drugs and alcohol, and if you do them...I don't hate you, but I definitely think less of you for it, even though it's not intentional
9. I am more like a mother to my friends than I am a buddy
10. I am shorter than I look, I just have many short friends.

Nine people you wish you could spend more time with:
1. Kaeley
2. Dylan
3. Purl
4. Nani
5. Zulu (that dog...he chants instead of barking, it's wonderful)
6. Sammy the pudgy budgie
7. Matt Cross
8. Anthony
9. Mike Patton

Eight Things You Learned
1. Kaeley really does love me.
2. I should never assume I'm in a corner until I reach out and feel the walls to make sure I'm not hallucinating.
3. I can work hard when I have to, even though everybody I know used to think I'm lazy as hell
4. I am probably secretly a total pervert, as proved by my recent poetry that none of you shall ever read
5. I am ugly, but my oddness still seems to draw people to me anyways, creating some unwanted people who would love to have me as theirs.
6. Maybe I'm better off working low-brainpower jobs, because I do a damn good job at Taco Bell.
7. I'm becoming a bit of a music snob, maybe I should buy that (most likely awful) Linkin Park/Jay-Z CD and listen to it until it's stuck in my head...then I will feel so hypocritical I'll stop being mean about shit.
8. Piggies are friends, not food.

Seven favorite drinks:
1. Orange Juice
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Water
4. Orbitz (the drink, not that fucking online service thing)
5. Mountain Dew Baja Blast
6. Root Beer (all kinds)
7. Fruit Punch

Six Things that annoy you:
1. The music they play at Taco Bell
2. People that mispronounce easily spelled words at work (examples: calling Quesadillas "chimichangas" or "casadilyas" and calling chalupas "cholapas" or even worse...empanadas become "empalapas")
3. Getting called into work on days off
4. People that call me gay
5. The billions of people that visit my girlfriend's melo and fall in love with her because she has My Chemical Romance as her background (I only like a couple songs, and the new disc is not nearly that good)
6. Myself

Five things you touch everyday:
1. My discman
2. My clothing
3. My watch
4. My face
5. ....everything I touch I break...had to say that, I don't know why, but it's a damn good song.

Four shows you watch:
1. Chappelle's Show
2. South Park
3. Family Guy
4. The Simpsons

Three things you look for in a girl/guy:
1. Ability to listen
2. Goofiness
3. Willingness to switch gender roles

Two things you hate:
1. Inner-conflict
2. Gene Simmons

One thing/person you love:
1. Myself