I shit you not. I am now 18. All 18 is good for is voting...but that's three years off. Oh, and I also get the day off work for it, but otherwise that's it.

No this is not some stupid thing asking you all to come love me because it's my birthday, I just really wish it meant something. I'm not seeing any friends, I'm not having a party, I'm not even getting together with family. I'm sitting at home naked singing Elvis Costello...which makes me feel more towards the gay side of my usual sexuality.

Anyways yeah, no more self-pity. This entry is over.