Forget the job bit. That fell through.

But NOT through any fault of my own. The other guy who left the job (which created the opening) "took it back" and decided he liked his job and therefore I am now jobless. Also, because mom's kicking me out, Jonathon doesn't want to hire somebody that lives in a tent in a campground with the homeless people, for fear the homeless people will find and steal my key to the store and yeah...