i like money.

i don't know if you knew that or not. i don't like the money itself, i like spending it and getting things that make me happy. like mad libs. who'da thunk it? but my mom bought me an american dad mad libs she saw on sale one day and that was it. i was hooked.



oh wait, i forgot about the ones i just got..hold on...they're in the other bag.



i like zines. for those of you who don't know, zines are little magazines that people make themselves at kinkos and friends and markers and stickers. they were a huge phenomenom in the early 90's but i certainly wouldn't say they are a dead art form.



i like sea-monkeys. i was very happy when my sea-money kit came yesterday. i started preparing it today.



the kit came with water purifier, eggs, food, and super duper growth formula! the little yellow thing is the spoon.



here is what the kit would look like on top of my dresser/bookcase, if all had gone well.



only the best water for my sea-monkeys! fuji! at room temperture!



here we go, ready to rid the water of any and all impurities. if you believe the shit written on the back of the bottle, it doesnt have any but better safe than sorry eh?



do you think kirstie alley is too fat? maybe too fat for jenny craig but certainly not too fat for me. i'd take her over valerie bertenelli any day.



i stir the disturbingly large amount of water purifier in the tank with a chopstick.



and if you look at the left hand side of the paper towel that has suddenly appeared under the tank, you can see that it is leaking! yay!



but all hope is not lost! stay tuned for more zines, a book or two, part two of my startling sea-monkey adventure! it probably wont be 'til monday so calm the fuck down.