Things I have learned
#8- Concerning tacos
Do not eat tacos when wearing an all-white, freshly laundered dress.
But if you do, make sure you have some bleach handy!
taco sauce, taco meat...all over my pretty summer dress today.
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#7- Concerning illness at the gym
First of all, it must be said that automatic-flushing toilets are really inconvenient to puke in. If possible, find an old-fashioned manually flushing toilet, because these models with not spray you in the face with water in the middle of vomiting.
Secondly, if you insist on working out when sick, and during cardio, your lungs and throat feel like they are on fire, STOP instantly. Try your best not think about the body fat you are gaining from your inability to work out, and lie in bed with a container next to you in case you make sick (again).
Also, one important thing to take note of, is do NOT eat a bunch of pasta after throwing up at the gym. Things will go downhill from there if you do. Furthermore, cleaning it out of the carpet when making sick is a tedious and disgusting task.
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#6- Concerning public transportation
be sure to be situated and holding on somehow before you take off and leave the station-
especially when you have no place to sit down
...or you WILL fall on people, and humiliate yourself
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#5- Concerning the gym
get really into it,
rocking out-
mouthing the words and having your whole body sway to the beat while using an elliptical machine
people WILL stare at you, and give you weird looks
--and most of the time, your roommates will be embarrassed for you
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#4- Concerning people
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#3- Concerning people
let you be the one that gets put to the side for the night.
In the end, it's easier to deal with feeling bad or missing out, then trying to earn redemption from someone you really care about but have deeply disappointed.
It will make you heart-sick for years to come.
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#2 - Concerning arms
do not handle a gun
go here:
http://perezhilton.com/2008-10-02-when-she-says-no-it-really-means-shoot-yourself
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guestbook
Facebook always tells me to reconnect with my dad. If only they knew...
hello. check it out.
heres an app about god. he can talk. not just in an inexorable fashion.
get used to his accent and hes a damn fresh motha fuka
[[ http://teamuluv.com/cgi-bin/well/talkin.cgi ]]
if you dont believe, that its real just read the responses.
after a while they'll be more and more accurate
k later day saints
I barely own anything white except tank tops for that exact reason...definitely have learned my lesson
I never wear white and eat Mexican or Italian
Ruined too many shirts with that good greasy food
I can't wear white or cream because I always get it dirty! Never fails.
mom said the same to us boys when we had anything to do with tomatoes.
i understand the pain..
noooo thats such a bummer D:
hope you can get the stains out.
Well, he's twenty-seven.. and I'm twenty. He's a really nice, charming guy, but I'm in college working on things so I can transfer to another campus, and he's doing... something in school, but for the most part he's done. I feel like he couldn't hang out with a lot of my friends, or we wouldn't have a lot to talk about. Its... odd. Oh well.
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Sweden is so gorgeous! It's definitely on my list of places I want to go in my lifetime!
It was seven years ago, I hardly remember much, except that I was an angsty teen...thinking I understood things that my parents and peers didnt. ha ha. it evolved to so much more though.
I like your list. I started a list like that but i never finish them ^^'
I really like your user pic! you look a little like Mila Kunis in it! <3
:D do you remember the first day you signed up for melo? like what were you thinking and what was going on around you?
happy meloversary dear. hope you had a great new year's eve celebration and trip in san fran. :)
happy mello day. looking forward to hearing stories and seeing pictures of your trip!
taking the tour! nice green :P