Meet

This is where I stick footage of people I think you should know about. Sort of like my own personal hall of fame.

Meet: "Macho Man" Randy Savage.

Meet: Leadbelly.

Meet: Dolemite.

Meet: Bill Brasky.

He thinks the Iron Man is gay.

Meet: Robby Roadsteamer and Aaron the King Wizard.

Zelda, I love you bitch!

Meet: Trumpy.

This potato's got big ears.

Meet: Gene Gene The Dancing Machine.

Meet: Dr. Worm.

Meet: Torgo.

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xmagggieex's picture
Re: If you read this you're a sucker..and if you read this you're a sucker.

i relate, brother. "cute guy from anywhere" ignores me. you are not alone, now go & get as high as your lungs will allow.

SwimmingArizonaBay's picture
Re: Pole X.

text me sometime...i dont have yo numba anymo. the old one went kaput and i couldnt turn it on to retrieve numbasssss

K BYE

still love you!
K BYE!

Aevali's picture
Re: SoylentGreen.

Your thought process is so unique and thought provoking.

SwimmingArizonaBay's picture
Re: pubic

happy melo day, ya old fart

calibird's picture
Re: pubic

Holy shit, it's your 10 year Meloversary!!
Congrats!

myownweaknesses's picture
Re: pubic

Hey stranger. Thanks for stopping by. :)

tomword's picture
Re: pubic

hello

SwimmingArizonaBay's picture
Re: I want to be the face of your death.

literally chuckled at the crocodile dundee purchase. but i love those movies. gremlins for the win!

shineofbullets's picture
Re: pubic

Hello from the random tour! I love JtHM. Happy Noodle Boy! ♥

alabasternonsense's picture
Re: pubic

I'm so sorry!
It was just something that popped into my head and I wondered how someone would react if I said it.

alabasternonsense's picture
Re: pubic

I'm so sorry!
It was just something that popped into my head and I wondered how someone would react if I said it.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: pubic

well..that doesn't make me feel good. may I ask how or why?

alabasternonsense's picture
Re: pubic

you remind me of my ex boyfriend who used to hit me.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

I will admit that thrift stores can be a total crap shoot. for every one copy of something awesome like marvel vs. capcom 2 they'll have at least six copies of super mario bros./duck hunt. the pawn shops around here have some decent stuff at fair prices. at least pawn america does. I dont trust the other pawn shops. I think its because I always have this sinking feeling when I go in one I'm gonna wake up outside of it sans kidney.

as of late I've been all about online game buying. I acquired a game boy advance a few months back so I've been flying around on ebay hunting down games for it. I found one "store"..I guess you'd call it..who had gba games for like 7 bucks with free shipping. it was glorious times. that's all I got.

Peace2themax's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

Some of the games from there are priced decently. For any of the thrift stores and pawn shops I've been to haven't had any of the old games. So I mainly resort to online buying whether it's via ebay, craiglist, or from that site.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

those prices are pure insanity. all "mom and pop" small time video game stores are like that. with their goofy "collector's" prices and shit. its straight jackassery. thrift stores and pawn shops are the way to go for classic gaming needs.

Peace2themax's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

I probably shouldn't tell you about this site then... http://www.nintendosforsale.com/

If you do not want to be poor, do not go there. Ever.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

it was rough. I ended up paying $102 for it. it was a steep price to pay but now the punisher is mine and I never have to buy it again. stupid rare video games.

Peace2themax's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

Dare I ask as to how much you paid for the game?

gluing_sniff's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

It's a Buffalo Bill thing. Dressing in the skins of his enemies gives him power over them.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

that does make perfect sense. now if only someone would explain to me his cat-skin loin cloth.

gluing_sniff's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

The patches of hair missing makes sense. Rat King lived in filth; therefore, boils and mange.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

yes. yes he did. also he had patches of hair missing from his scalp for reasons I never understood. the casey jones figure was badass. I think I still have it floating around in a box somewhere. I'm pretty sure I still have the golf bag and all the weapons. I remember as a kid I had a habit of chewing on the baseball bats that came with him. I was a weird child.

gluing_sniff's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

Yeah, didn't he have a frozen scowl and glossy little rats stuck to him? I never had that one, but a few of my friends did. Pretty badass. Casey Jones was the favorite from my collection because he had a golf bag.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: pubic

actually there really isn't any rhyme no reason to my name. it was bestowed upon me by an old friend who had a melo thousands of hundreds of years ago. she had a vulgar name and I wanted one too. what I got was the best she could come up with when put on the spot.

loverlypunkette's picture
Re: pubic

random tour. Your username has always kept me from checking out your page...but I'm sure that was part of your purpose, no? Anyway...I'm excited that melo has various active users again, come check out mine if you feel so inclined.

anal_rampage's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

I've been waiting for someone to say that forever. I knew some one would recognize it at some point. passing out and faceplanting are never good times. at least not together though faceplants are easier to cover up with the passing out.

starwhale's picture
Re: You never had a day a snow cone couldn't fix.

You are rather bizarre
A couple of weeks back I awoke with a mouthful of blood - after passing out and faceplanting
It was directly after I had made a comment of being scared of Slenderman too

verginitys_sake's picture
Re: pubic

just passing through have a nice day

artweirdo's picture
Re: pubic

Well hello! also that was pretty sweet of you too listen to her problems~

anal_rampage's picture
Re: pubic

personally I am not a fan of cake. I find it annoying. the frosting to be specific. I dont know what it is but I just cannot enjoy it.

xbloodraynex's picture
Re: pubic

Haa... ok.
What's up, what kinda cake do you like?

anal_rampage's picture
Re: pubic

you are most welcome. I came for the cake vs cake argument but when I found I am not a fan of either cake I figured I would quietly slip out the back door as opposed to start some sort of kerfuffle.

xbloodraynex's picture
Re: pubic

Thanks for stopping by...

anal_rampage's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

did you ever see the anti-drug psa with the snake dude? it's from the 80's and it shows this drug dealer walking around in shadows talking about how he sells drugs to the community and shit and when he comes out of the shadows he looks like a fucking cobra dude. it terrified me as a youth..not to stay away from drugs as much as to be leery of snake people hiding in everyday society.

http://youtu.be/E_HqaFC5Y1Q

leena_wolfmoon's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

Maybe my job is afraid I will go on a serial sharpie marking spree. the Pot is so Evil and Dangerous. I did not see that commercial...I will it insist that my favorite anti-drug commercial is the meth one. "I can't eat, I can't sleep, I got the cleanest house on the street OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO meth"

anal_rampage's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

it is quite a good episode. charlie's dance routine is amazing..along with mac's for completely different reasons. anyway, it has been a good long while my friend. I just read about your little bad girl vacation. you gotta stay off that chronic, yo. didn't you ever see them commercials where the teens get high and one find's his dad's handgun and shoots the other? now imagine if you were getting high in a place where firearms were just sitting around willy nilly. that could happen to you! stupid. I've been thinking about smoking pot again. I dunno.

leena_wolfmoon's picture
Re: I'm chopping with all of my action...and most of my power.

God i love that episode/quote so so so very much.

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