anal_rampage
Shrug.
She's like a jewel inside a cesspool.
People try to touch her and they lose their skin.
Protected by layers of sludge and scum.
She will never be claimed.
- Touch (214)
- Bang (3)
Yes ma'am, Sideshow Bob yakkin' it up on the old squawk box.
So...I may be alone on this one and it also might expose what little grip I have on anything at the moment..but have you folks ever smelled something so good it gave you an urge to have sex with it? Like something that smelled so good you wanted to be all up in it just like how it's all up in your nose. The scent in question is Midnight Pomegranate from Bath and Body Works. Shit's awesome. It smells like freedom.
My birthday is next Wednesday. Buy me something.
...Please.
Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe. Something, something something, insurance fraud today!
- Touch (0)
- Bang (6)
It's time for war.
I really need to stop smoking by myself. Being tied up with my stoned thoughts is awful. It's this weird melange of stupid and really dark shit. Don't like it. Not one bit. No sir.
Hello sports fans, it turns out I have just about enough chutzpah to slap out something to write. Don't expect it to be glorious and all full of...words, and stories about stuff. It's enough to put a better taste in your gullet than the last couple of things. Sorry about all that. It's nothing really personal, I just need to take some sort of hiatus. This shit is like heroin and it's starting to backfire. In thanksgiving terms, I'd love to have that drumstick but I overdid it on the stuffing because grandma put chestnuts in it and that shit be tight, yo. I said that last year and my grandpa reached across the table and slapped me across the ear. For a 87 year old man, he hits like Tyson in his prime. But yeah I might be backing away from the Melo table.
I've been keeping up with the behind the wheel stuff. It's been pretty good, I still haven't killed anything yet so, huzzah. I'm gonna go out again on Saturday. That should be pretty good. More or less. I dunno, it'll prolly be like the other ones were. Sweat and dread and dread and sweat, go out, have an ok time, go home, smoke, sleep. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Do you ever get the urge to use shampoo for soap? I wouldn't recommend it. It's kind of hit or miss. Not unlike David Lee Roth's 1987 album, "Skyscraper". I kind of want to listen to that album. Eh, fuck it. There's no time.
I thought I had more, but I guess I really don't. I could talk about the really weird rant I scribbled down in a notebook last week but I'm too lazy and when I read it it freaks me out. So I guess this is goodbye. Or not, maybe..I dunno.
Hey, look over there!
*runs away*
Just because I called you up don't get me wrong, don't think you've got it made.
- Touch (0)
- Bang (1)
..On second thought.
I was going to come here and sort of explain where I'm at..but I've decided to get hopelessly stoned and listen to Lou Reed instead. I bid you a good night.
Don't go blowin those brains in. We've got to be big, boy. We've got to be big.
- Touch (29)
- Bang (1)
It's a beautiful world. (For you, not me.)
...I love you to death but visiting you makes me feel like shit. I hope you understand.
Something about the way you taste makes me want to clear my throat.
- Touch (0)
- Bang (0)
guestbook
dude, that sucks. do you think they still have posters up alerting people to watch out for you?
Chlorine i think is good anytime of year for me, but i see your point. Gasoline I can't fucking stand the smell of. that and tires. both make me nauseous. But the tires are because they remind me of tire swings from elementary school and the fact that i get dizzy easy. yuck, even thinking of them right now is making me a little queasy.
bleach i kinda like though, but not all the time. i think i just like the smell of clean, disinfected things. bathroom cleaners. the stuff we use to clean the floors at work. the smell of warm water and sanitizers from the dishwasher. i have to fight the urge to stick my head in there and deeply inhale.
ha.
I agree with both of those stinks. drier sheets are a good smell at any given time. chlorine is kind of an acquired taste, it only really works in the summertime just like the smell of gasoline and freshly shorn lawn. you can't smell those in the wintertime..it just fucks with the head. next thing you know you're like a bloodhound as you sniff up and down some poor snowman yelling, "where are the lawn clippings, frosty!?". I did that once about a year ago, kids wept, parents were alerted, I was run out of town on a rail. true story.
yeeesssssss. that's how i feel about bounce drier sheets and chlorine. also, twilight woods from bath and body works is pretty damn amazing too.
 of karly002 - Copy.jpg "onegurlarmy's picture")
idk how you will take this, just letting you know i mean it as a compliment :)
you look like dave navarro in this pic :)
sweet shit. this is one of those times where I wish I wasn't all stingy with my touches. for some reason I have this weird belief where if I dont spend any I can redeem them at a later date for a novelty comb or possibly a tv. it's the appliance everyone is talking about.
Awww, I saw one of your gspots at Ivy's. Please dun wallop your cat! Use a rolled up newspaper and hit the wall with it when they do something bad. They hate the sound. :)
yeah, I guess.
sometimes I have moments of shine.
nothing bigger than a finger really..and only if I'm feelin really froggy.
typically I can handle it but lately it's been getting on my nerves. it used to be stoner logic and a slightly stifled voice of reason. now its stoner logic and this weird pessimistic vibe. I dont know where it came from.
im with you on the less toking by myself. i've been thinking the same thing lately.
nice. I loves me some dethklok. even though they are a cartoon band...I'm still deathly afraid of them. it's sort of like how I was with gwar until I finally saw them live.
very nice. thats the dethklok isnt it? I may be wrong but I'll be damned to admit it.
I will. we'll be smackin world leaders and other such people in no time. I'm itchin to wallop shakespeare in the head and tell him to stop talkin like a fruit.
I fly a gigantic monster I am captain evil stomper I get to wear big black helmet I pilot the Hatredcopter
funny username.
love lou reed, favorite one is 'take a walk on the wild side.'
awesome. I'm workin on the time machine as we speak.
*bangs a hammer on a piece of sheet metal*
see?
chances are I'd be welcome to that plan and more than likely I'd mutter "score" under my breath.
what if a woman seen you, said I'd pee in your butt anytime. what would cross your mind? haha
hahaha good fun huh? nothin better than mixing in some salt n pepa with some slayer! love it
it's a good episode, one the few that I've seen and still remembered afterwards. all because of that song.
LOL I LOVE that episode of Morel Orel. Thats where I first heard it too, other than one of my friends randomly quoting lyrics from it.
ah, it's good to see those words be uttered by someone who isnt me. I dont feel so alone.
anal_rampage
About Me
Chew your meat for you. Pass it back and forth in a passionate kiss from my mouth to yours. Because I like you.
Real Name:Alex.
Birthday:
Mar 10 1984
Chat Name:
Yahoo: Brokenhearted_Heavybleeder
Disposition:
Sunny?
Location:
Suburbia, Minnesota, America.
Sex?:
They made me into a male.
Folders
| pubic |
public |
| Old shit |
public |
| Random Videos |
public |
| Smudged pictures |
public |
| Lists of stuff |
public |
| 2003 |
public |
| 2004 |
public |
| 2005 |
public |
| 2006 |
public |
| 2007-8 |
public |
| 2009 |
public |
Tagging
Statistics
Today:
| Hits | 13 |
All Time:
| Bangs | 11 |
| Banged | 92 |
| Posts | 847 |
| Gspots | 1,405 |
| Hits | 7,286 |
| Touches | 118 |
| Touched | 421 |
| Karma | 1,380 |
Details
| Joined | Apr.06.03 |
| Online | Mar.19.10 |
last time I checked there were a few posters still up. I went around and drew moustaches on them. it's wasn't the smartest idea since at the time I was rocking a moustache so in turn I really just went around updating the posters. they ran me out of town on a rail again and I never went back.
I disagree on your stance against the stank of gasoline. that shit smells like heaven. weird fossil fuel heaven. I enjoy it quite a bit. it doesn't taste very good though. it's a weird hybrid taste of black licorice and moose anus. I wouldn't recommend it.
also, I would refrain from sticking your head into the dishwasher. you could end up taking in some water and drown and that would be an awful weird way to go out. almost as bad as being fatally injured in a bumper car accident. happened to me once. yep, twice.
ok, bye.