b0n3zassassin

I'M ALIVE MUTHA FUCKAS!!!

YES It's true I AM STILL ALIVE!

I had to go out on that month long mission (A.K.A. the Marjeh assault that JUST happened....I was out and about all of february till march 6th), along with melo being blocked, so that is why nobody has heard from me!!!

I just wanted to let everyone know that everything is cool, lots of stuff upcoming for me! New duty station orders came in (ft. richardson, alaska of all fucking places!!!)

taking in my wife's sister as our dependant because her parents are getting a divorce...long story involved with that....

and me and the wife have been back and forth arguing but nothing serious...just actual marriage arguements so we are healthy!

other than that I just wanted to say i miss everyone on here and i love ya'll! ya'll are my heart and soul, whether ya'll know it or not!

I'll try and get on here more now that we have access to it and it isn't blocked at the MWR.

If you have a question about new melo or want to bitch about something fucking stupid....read this!

I posted this on someone's page who wanted to bitch about every little detail so I figured everyone who wants to bitch should at least have a CHANCE to read this before they go off and rant....

P.S. keep up the good work admins and sara! shit keeps getting rough but everyone is pounding through it all!

wow some people just don't pay attention...

sara is uploading data and more shit as we speak...

karma is being updated as i type thing but it's a long string of code and takes a long amount of time, but if you're lazy than click on your karma link in my melo and it will update...might still be a bit buggy since mine looks to be missing a bit also but like i said...it's a long string of code!

as for your meloday....its just a meloday, you'll have another one!

and your elite...that is being redone as we speak also....sara is uploading more shit to the database and re-initializing elites right now....

sit tight and be patient

ADD EVERYONE AS A FRIEND!!!

Because it's a new year...

Because maybe you'll find someone cooler than you know now?

Because maybe someone could really just use a boost to their day....

Because I fucking said so!

I'm doing it! So you should too!

I'm Just That Good

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leena_wolfmoon's picture
Re: I'M ALIVE MUTHA FUCKAS!!!

Good to know you're still among us ^.^

inelegant_x's picture
Re: I'M ALIVE MUTHA FUCKAS!!!

yayyyyyyy! i missed you!

& i am jealous i want to go to alaska!

we have so much to catch up on! <3

fyreflyes's picture
eternalphoenix's picture
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<3 glad to know you are still alive!!!

miss ya tooooooo

how you been?

letteminakai's picture
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Glad to hear you're doing good ^_^

MCL!!! <3

shadow_partner's picture
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YAY! miss you bonezy

iameviljeter's picture
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Welcome back to the free world dude.

mstvandalc's picture
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all of my touches and bangs, dude.

coldmaggot's picture
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I am glad you are doing okay, been thinking about you when I hadn't seen you around.

coffeebean's picture
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Happy dance! I'm so glad to see you back :) <3

dbiispoorldaerr's picture
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Welcome back, kiddo.

deadman_walking's picture
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damn it... i'll have to pay them to bomb alaska. now..

you are making this harder then it needed to be.. but fine!

p.s i told you the woman would do this to you.. you didnt listen to me!

oona's picture
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They could have sent you somewhere colder, Fort Wainwright. :-p

xylem_tube's picture
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Good to see you online.

oona's picture
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I was worried about you! It's good to see you! :)

shockfactor's picture
Re: I'M ALIVE MUTHA FUCKAS!!!

busy busy bee! Glad to see you're still kickin' lol.

pixie666's picture
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helloooooo! :]

deadman_walking's picture
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uncle sam musta finally figured you were a terrorist.. good. :P

oona's picture
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COME BAAAAAACK! :(

lemona09's picture
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u friended me...
hi

pinklystatic's picture
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I'm slightly confused,
every time I go to reply to your comment melo says it doesn't exist :s
I have no idea...

Iloveyou.more's picture
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Awee that's good!

What she get you for Christmas?

hatred's picture
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Yeah you're probably right, Its cute regardless.

Iloveyou.more's picture
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Everythings alright I supposee. How do you like the new Melo?

theoneyoulove's picture
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hello sweetface

pixie666's picture
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oh phooey!

this sucks! lol how r ya?

deadman_walking's picture
Re: public

whats the differece between strong and army strong?

butterflydust's picture
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Re: snuggie

they look like they're having a cult meeting lol

Re: Twilight

Stop hating on Twilight. I used to be so annoyed by all the hype of screaming idiotic fans and then I read the books and I fell in love with them. So I re watched the movies and fell in love with them. Not to mention, Rob Pattinson. So for me, dont hate. I love the books.

butterflydust's picture
Re: Convos

re: me and other half

wow, you sound like me. thats really strange. its almost creepy.

butterflydust's picture
Re: public

i really have missed you hun <3

butterflydust's picture
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hello hun. im back. so you know.

<3

alk3bondagepunk's picture
Re: My bad: Video games are not from Satan (I Emailed this dumb bitch telling her how stupid she truly is)

man this bitch pisses me off. she acts like everyone who plays games is a fucking retard. what a dumb bitch.

inelegant_x's picture
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not a problem. <3 i/ll be here.

deadman_walking's picture
Re: US Using CIA Spy Satellites to Study Ice Retreat in Arctic (Photos)

you said yeah i feel ya..

creepy. sir. creepy.

(shivers)

b0n3zassassin's picture
Re: US Using CIA Spy Satellites to Study Ice Retreat in Arctic (Photos)

when did i touch u?

i didn't today that's for sure

b0n3zassassin's picture
deadman_walking's picture
Re: US Using CIA Spy Satellites to Study Ice Retreat in Arctic (Photos)

must you touch me?

does your wife know about your man touching fetish?

ugh.. besides. i know my gummybear she'll tear you apart. (shrugs)

kryptonite's picture
Re: Our brains are confused about time

So that's why they say 'time flies when you're having fun'

deadman_walking's picture
Re: My bad: Video games are not from Satan (I Emailed this dumb bitch telling her how stupid she truly is)

satan did invent video games. :P

have you played manhunt 2? the gta games?

why would a sane person hire a hooker then kill her for the money back?

come on.. they are works of satan!

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