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OH MY GOD! So I was so totally stupid.

I was eating and I went on b0g.org and looked at their new offensive shit. I really couldn't be any dumber.

Thank god I was only eating granola but still it now slightly tastes like old bloated flesh.

Its not a good taste.

Weird Things You Would Never Know!! (But do now!)


A shrimp's heart is in its head.


The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
Tongue twister in the English language.


Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a
Million descendants.


Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your
ear
By 700 times.


If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title
14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July
16 1969, make it illegal for U.S. Citizens to have any contact with
extraterrestrials or their vehicles?


In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.


A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.


23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting on
Them and photocopying their butts.


Most lipstick contains fish scales.


Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a
Sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.


If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.


In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one
reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.


It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.


A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.


More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
Telephone call.


Horses can't vomit.


Butterflies taste with their feet.


In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's
Nuclear weapons combined.


On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.


On average people fear spiders more than they do death.


Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
Already married.


Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.


Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.


It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.


Women blink nearly twice as much as men.


It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.


The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.


A snail can sleep for three years.


No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."


Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never

Stop growing.


The electric chair was invented by a dentist. (now I know why I don't
like dentists)


All polar bears are left handed.


In ancient Egypt , priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including
Their eyebrows and eyelashes.


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on
one row of the keyboard.


"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would
Stand seven feet, two inches tall.


A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.


The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.


Almost everyone who reads this email will try to lick their elbow.
Don't forget to pass these weird facts on to everyone you know. They will get a kick out of it.

Okay so this is the last post for awhile.

My Chemical Romance's charismatic frontman singer Gerard Way explains why the Black Parade is finally over and he's planning a real Christmas this year.



You've just touched down for your Australian tour. Have you brought the full shebang with you?

We have, but we've brought a different shebang. We didn't bring Black Parade 'cos we stopped playing as Black Parade in Mexico (last month); we wanted to end it there. But we've brought a production, lights and pyro.



Was it a case of, if you put on the Black Parade suit one more time you'd scream?

That's pretty much what happened. The whole idea behind it was to make that record really come alive, really play as the band, put our money where our mouth was. To be quite honest with you, 10 shows of that would have proved our point. After a while it was like, we really don't wanna play as another band, we just wanna play as our band. And we don't necessarily wanna play this record front to back, we wanna play other stuff as well.



Without the Black Parade element, how will your Aussie shows work?

We play more of a mixed set. We play a couple of old songs too, and I'm pretty sure we'll be playing a song we've never really played live -- Desert Song -- which is an unreleased song off Revenge. We never had a chance at the time to record it.



My Chem have also had a few personnel problems recently. Who is missing from this tour?

Bob (Bryar, drums) is missing. Frank (Iero, guitar) is back. He went through some personal things at home, had a family emergency, so we lost him for four shows. Bob tried to come out, but his wrists hurt too bad. He flew all the way to LA from home. We met up at the airport before coming over here, and he said, "I'm gonna go home and go to the doctor again''. So we lost Bob. But Tucker, from our friends' band Thursday, is coming out.



You joined Linkin Park on the Projekt Revolution tour. Chester from Linkin Park says he sees a lot of similarities between his band and yours, particularly in the way people are finally coming to realise My Chem are the real deal.

That's an interesting thing to point out, because when a band comes out -- especially a band that has a large cultural impact, especially youth culture-wise -- people assume it's some weird new kind of niche music. But in actuality, kids have consistently throughout the history of music liked rock 'n' roll, and that's ultimately what it is. It takes a few years once a certain band has been out and had that impact for older fans to realise, "Hey, this is really no different from the bands I liked. It has different influences, it looks and sounds different, but it's rock 'n' roll''. There's almost like a hazing period.



Did you go into your shell at first, playing to Linkin Park's fans?

If anything it made us push harder, see how far we could really take 'em, especially with notions of sexuality. We're like, "Cool, they like us; now let's see if we push these sexual boundaries a little more how they're gonna react''. There was an extremely macho vibe in that crowd, and we were practically the biggest cupcakes on that tour, but they seemed to love it. I think they just needed a little razzle dazzle in their lives.



Why are you so big on pushing those boundaries of sexuality? You're a married man now.

Well, that's more of a recent thing (laughs). My wife totally backs the way I am on stage, that's one of the amazing things about her. I have 120 per cent respect for her when I'm on stage, so there are definitely certain things I would never do. But she knows my sexuality, and I know mine, so there's no reason not to push those boundaries. It's with the most noble intentions -- it's to make certain people realise just because somebody is a performer or slightly effeminate, -- even that guy at work or that kid at school -- there's no reason to shove 'em around. So much testosterone has been in rock for so long -- that's why I'm so interested in pushing it. All it boils down to is treating women like second-class citizens, calling people faggots, being borderline racist, if not totally racist. A lot of things are ingrained in the stupidest rock 'n' roll we completely oppose. So one way we can push it is through our sexuality.



Your marriage to Lyn-Z was a bit of a shock. When you spoke to Hit in July, you had just broken off an engagement to another girl. Come September, you were married.

I know! It's one of those situations where you don't know how your life's gonna go, and the minute you actually stop looking for something is when you find it. When I met my wife I was at a point where I was completely OK with being alone for a very long time, free of lousy people. I was very content to spend time with my friends, to work on music, to work on my comics. I was about to pack everything up and move to Portland, Oregon. And literally out of nowhere someone who I'd met four years ago when the band was a baby band, opening for her band, comes back into my life. We just picked up where we left off. It's always when you're not looking for it -- I was totally fine, and then I get hit over the head! It was like getting hit by a truck.



Does marriage mean you're actually able to make a home now?

Completely. I turned basically into a functioning grown-up overnight. I came off tour and started to set up a life. I'm very excited about that -- I actually have a life now when I go home, and it's an amazing life. I love that I have a best friend I can share it with, who I can work with and hang out with.



You spent last December in a hotel working on your comic book. It sounds as though you might have a real Christmas this year.

Yeah, I holed up in a hotel. I flew home for New Year's . . . God, I don't even remember what I did at Christmas, I don't even remember where I was. I definitely wasn't doing anything Christmas-like.


Millieann28200 says:
How awesome is it that after all this time, Gerard is still willing to share so much of his private live with the world? You all always wanna know more so here it is. Just remember, folks. Embrace - don't choke. My, our Gee is all grown-up. I'd like to thank http://www.myspace.com/my_chem_authority for always posting the latest MCR news on myspace.

Rest In Peace.

I'm watching The Simpsons and its the episode where they're looking for a kid to play Fallout Boy for the new Radioactive Man movie.

I swear to god if they saw Fallout Boy one more time I'm gonna scream.

Its to weird to watch The Simpsons and be reminded of Pete Wentz every three seconds.

trapping
Step 1: Plant your area with large rose bushes. Make sure they produce black or red roses, and have long, sharp thorns. Let the bushes grow out of control, until your area looks overgrown and romantically neglected. This is the bait.
Step 2: When your prey walks by the trap, he will feel an overwhelming desire to write poetry about it, or should he not be poetically inclined (gasp!), sit in the middle of it and contemplate death. He will approach the roses, leading you to...
Step 3: The fishnet, lace, or other material worn by your prey will catch on the thorns, rendering him motionless. If you leave clove cigarettes within reach and pump Bauhaus into your area, you can keep your goth fresh until your semi-annual goth harvest.

Congratulations! You’ve caught a goth! But how do you know it’s really a goth?
Here’s a handy test to see if that vision in black really is a goth. If your quarry meets these specifications, be happy for you have caught yourself an authentic!
It is sickened by the country-style decor in your kitchen.
It points out the window at all the other goths caught in your rosebushes, and gives you a longwinded speech about how they are NOT goth.
You may not be able to ascertain its gender from physical examination.
Ankhs, ankhs everywhere.

It’s very pretty, but what do you DO with it?
The obvious- sex slave.
Glue a lantern to its hand and make it a darker sort of lawn jockey.
Diminutive Perky Goths make excellent garden gnomes.
Goths with big hair can be used to dust those high, hard to reach corners.
Film your own sequel to Edward Scissorhands.
Pretend it’s your offspring, you get to be on talk shows!
It’ll make a good test subject, as long as you are willing to inject him/her with drugs.
Improve your trap- put it in the yard with a sign that says "Goth Babe/Boi of the Week" over it.
Send it out to buy you that bondage gear you’ve always been afraid to shop for.

happy hunting!!

OMFGALKSDJFASDFJASHDFKLA

Holy Shit!!!!!!

That was so damn cool and he was so f♥cking hot!

Now for the summary...

Synopsis: A runaway and her boyfriend break into a home and hold a man hostage. As the night unfolds, secrets unravel and a single gunshot echoes through a Los Angeles neighborhood. Starring Pete Wentz (of platinum selling band FALL OUT BOY) and Bonnie Muirhead (of FOX's hit series HELL'S KITCHEN.)

I think I might take some pills till I fall asleep.

I really just want to sleep through this fucking weekend.

Pills seem like my best bet.

Sleep here I come!

Okay so I'm watching I'd Kill For A Baby and its about crazy ass woman who steal babies.

So there was this one woman who went in and killed this woman's 10 year old daugther and 8 year old son, then cut her open and took the baby out of her tummy then killed her.

They said that the woman would be charged with a triple muder and kidnap of a fetus.

KIDNAP OF A FETUS!!

So people are now kidnapping fetuses.

What in the fuck is this world coming too?

Does anyone else remember spelling tests in elementary school?

The teacher would read the words off a list and you would write them on a piece of paper.

That was so awesome.

I'm watching Franklin and they're taking a spelling test and hes just reading off words like pencil, kitchen, ect..

We would get lists of words a week in advance to study.

I remember learning to spell because.

I still have to say each letter in my head as I spell it just like I had to do in third grade.

Those were the easiest tests.

I think that I took them for granted.

The new MCR video Mama hasn't been released yet it was supposed to come out on the 12.

Ugg I'm pissed.

And I don't know when it will be coming out.

I can't wait for it though since its the first video that Gerard has directed.

Hes so cute.

Okay so heres what happened at the mall on Friday.

I wasn't in school so mom drove me up to Jeff City and we went to the mall.

Since i've been sick i've lost alot of weight and I don't have many clothes that still fit.

I ended up wearing a David Bowie dress that was so low cut you could see my bra half the time.

I felt kinda like a slut so I put on the jacket I had brought and buttoned it up.

Okay so now I'm in this big ass army jacket and it looks like I have on a pink skirt that goes to my knees.

Now I'm only 17 and then this guy who had to be over 20 looked at me gave me this creepy ass smile, winked at me, and did the little upward head nod with a weird pouty face.

OMFGKLFJDS:LFKSDFJSD:L

It was so fucking creepy.

I felt like my face had been raped.

He was so fucking gross and I swear he had to have known that I wasn't over 18 but oh my god.

I hate the mall.