dars

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Hi. I'm Darlene.
I'm 21 years old.
Medium-cute.
And I have super powers.


Now my body decides it doesn't want sleep.

I shouldn't have got that energy booster with my smoothie.
Right this moment, I'm thinking of doing bicycle crunches.
5 sets of 30 reps? That should tire me out.

Calling it a night.

Again, before 1am.
There's no one to talk to.
Anyway, I gotta be up by 8am.
Going to the gym for the boot camp class at 9am.
Yeah, I'm going to die.

My many faces with the help of Calvin.

I had to stretch my pictures horizontally on the second row to make it fit.
So that explains the even more weirdness of the picture. :P

Saw a bunch of people doing this on facebook, so I copied. :D

Maneater.

Screw it. I'm going back to my old ways.
I've tried the whole one guy thing... NOT working.
Plus, I miss talking and flirting with a bunch of dudes. :P

So, who wants to have fun?
Just don't get attached, it's not gonna last long.

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fujcycle14's picture
Re: Calling it a night.

You just need to start chatting with me more often, at least on Tuesdays and Thursdays. 1am is 5pm for me and that's my break time at work.

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dars's picture
Re: My many faces with the help of Calvin.

Lol. It was fun to do, too.
You should do it!! :D

enforcetheworld's picture
Re: My many faces with the help of Calvin.

This is ridiculously awesome!

chazyd's picture
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I suppose. In any case, just got a lot on my mind.

oona's picture
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Happy St Patrick's Day!

dars's picture
Re: My take on "real women."

Rock what you got!

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zenithian's picture
Re: My take on "real women."

AMEN SISTA
I got my skinny parts AND my badonkadonk

gemmie's picture
Re: quote #20

i read this a couple of days ago. lol what a coincidence

dars's picture
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Ohh, sweetness! You needa get on msn sometime so we can talk, yo! :D

secondbest's picture
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I have a few new video games and am so happy :)

moonkittenvixen's picture
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FAFA JUST SOUNDS WRONG

dars's picture
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I'll pass on it.
The doctor just told me to drink lots and lots of water and cranberry juice.
So, I'll do that. Plus, I love water. Cranberry juice is questionable, though.. it's good with vodka.. horrible by itself.

celebrityfitclub's picture
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yes you do have super powers

loserkid_182's picture
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sometimes we gotta eat crap in order to survive. I don't mean it literally, but you know.

Add excess lemon juice and salt till you can't taste it anymore. If you can't do it then it's all up to you, but you don't have to eat too much of it even if it's just one or half of it then give it to the dog or something.

dars's picture
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Haha, I got my drugs and hopefully I start to feel better!

candyass's picture
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YAY! Good. You will feel better a couple hours after taking the drugs.

dars's picture
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I'm at planned parenthood right now, getting it checked so I can get a prescription.

candyass's picture
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Go to the doctor and get sulfa drugs to treat the UTI. No at-home remedy will cure you of a UTI, they minimize symptoms and prolong the infection. Don't wait until it hits your kidneys and you start pissing blood. See a dr. and get a prescription ASAP.

dars's picture
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I didn't think it would've happened.
I never wanted to try anal.
That's exit only. No foreign object should ever enter that hole.

dars's picture
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I can't stand beets. =/

slayerized's picture
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try not getting fucked in the ass then the vagina

loserkid_182's picture
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Yikes. Try eating beets I believe that's supposed to cleanse your system, but it might make you pee red. If you can't handle the taste alone put lemon juice on it with salt.

loserkid_182's picture
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I bet you like this song.

:D!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY

inukshuk's picture
Re: This is why I always say sorry...

I would like to add this to it as well

"I apologize not to say I am wrong and you are right, but to move on..."

Part of being a friend is having the courage to disagree respectfully.

inukshuk's picture
Re: This is why I always say sorry...

AMEN!!!!!!!! I am keeping this statement for my memoirs!!

Banged!

dars's picture
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Not so bad... not so good, either.
But it's all good. What's new with you?

secondbest's picture
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Thanks, I hope so as well =/
How're you?

celebrityfitclub's picture
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why was Sara going to shut down the wall?,

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Re: I wouldn't care if you was a dirty dawg and that you hit every chick that you ever call.

"I wouldn't care if you was a dirty dawg and that you hit every chick that you ever call.

Would you like some pie?"

That is what I see in the My Melo list. Why those two titles must be stacked in that order, IDK. It does sound like it could be in a southern love song though. Heel Clickin Good Time! YE HAW!

cecelia's picture
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lol damn no tax. that shit kills everytime

alicethapalace's picture
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*friended*

aliceeileen's picture
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added you to this account. :)

dars's picture
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Haha, true true.

tomorrows2far's picture
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Granted, but then after that you don't... so, ok, we'll say it takes ONE finger, one time.

dars's picture
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Well, you sorta gotta lift a finger when you click on the tab to enemy them. :D

tomorrows2far's picture
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lol
suppose its always good when you can irritate them and not have to lift a finger.

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