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a funny observation of similarities

i found this funny...enjoy


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...has just been revoked

I was just watching a speech by the Iranian douchebag of a President, Ahmedinejad, at the UN Anti-Racism conference.

What a dumbass. Seriously, go back to your mosque and let the rational adults talk.


I was day dreaming...
Wouldn't it be hilarious and still awkward, if he were assassinated by some guy saying "HAS JUST BEEN REVOKED".
This assassin would then get arrested for not setting up that one-liner.

I love this quote

The Riddle of Epicurus:

"Is God willing but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is God able but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is God both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is God neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? "

"Jesus Has Come" Clique... wow

I hate to interject *cough* but a post I just read is absolutely stupid:

Everyone needs to sign this petition with the ACLJ. Regarding people who are pro-life being labeled as domestic terrorists by the Dept. Of Homeland Security.
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Everyone needs to sign this petition with the ACLJ. Regarding people who are pro-life being labeled as domestic terrorists by the Dept. Of Homeland Security.

Petition


(http://melodramatic.com/cliques/Jesus+Has+Come)

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If prolifers are bombing abortion clinics... THAT'S TERRORISM.
from wiki "Terrorism is, most simply, policy intended to intimidate or cause terror.[1] It is more commonly understood as an act which (1) is intended to create fear (terror), (2) is perpetrated for an ideological goal (as opposed to a materialistic goal or a lone attack), and (3) deliberately targets (or disregards the safety of) non-combatants."

1) Prolifers who bomb abortion clinics are trying to incite fear, and terror at the idea of going to such a clinic.
2) They do so because of an ideological reason (god says its bad to kill blastocysts...where in the bible, i'm not sure)
3) they deliberatly target "non-combatants" ie.. clinic workers, and women that got raped/knocked up/aren't ready ;people that aren't attacking them. (and no attacking god doesnt count, because he isnt real)

Obviously not all pro-lifers are terrorists. Just like how not all muslims are terrorists, and not all crazy guys from the south are terrorists. BUT:

Associating with people who YOU know are engaging in such acts is condoning terrorism.

Grow a brain, read a book about evolution, or at least about the birthing process.

ugh, just go to the gym

So a friend told me today that Traloban (a pain killer based on opiates) is great for weightloss. Apparently it causes weight loss because it suppresses your appetite, and also gives a nice "high". Apparently it also can cause nausea, constipation, etc etc.

"You should try it"
"Do you have any on you?" I said

Yeah, she did, so i took what she had. Its now in the trash at my place.

Christ. Abusing pain killers to lose weight. Fucking retarded. From a purely weight loss point of view, its terrible, because not eating lowers your metabolism, so as soon as you stop using it, you'll gain a TON of weight.

Retarded. Go to the gym

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Intro to folder : Articles of Reason

This folder will be dedicated to finding interesting articles, quotes, parts of blogs, videos, links to books, and other information about Atheism, Reason, and Science that I feel should be read.
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