1. You have $5 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do buy?
Rice Krispies treat, slim jim. Krispy Kremes perhaps, it all depends on what mood I am in.

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you want to be?
Something neon.

3. Who's your favorite redhead?


4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?
Three cheese omelet with sausage. Chocolate cakes. Red potatoes with ranch/chalula.

5. Last book you read?
The Perks of Being a Wallflower. Again.

6. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
Lace boy shorts.

7. Describe the last time you were injured:
Rashan bent my hand the wrong way while we were playing.

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?
Rashan.

9. Steelers or Cowboys?
Sleep

10. What is the wallpaper of your mobile phone?
Stars

11. Fizzy drink?
Coke.

12. What type of top/teeshirt are you wearing?
Blue tank

13. If you could only use one form of transportation for the rest of your life, what would it be?
I'll be happy with a car.

14. Most recent movie you've watched at the cinema?
Spiderman 3

15. How do you feel about your love life right now?
Relatively happy.

16. What's your favorite kind of cake?
Ice. Cream. Cake.

17. What did you have for dinner last night?
Beef Stroganoff

18: Look to your right what do you see?
Blackness.

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
Nope.

20. Favorite toy as a child?
I'm not sure. But i'll go with my stuffed bunny.

21. Do you buy your own food?
Indeed.

22. Do you ever buy rice cakes?
No.

23. When's the last time you had a sour gummy worm?
Work. Monday. Gummies=large part of work diet.

24. What's your favorite fruit?
Orange.

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?
DRUNKEN...CARTWHEELS!
=rip in pants.
Not recommended.

26. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Yes. Mostly boyfriend.

27. Have you ever eaten snow?
No.

28. What color are your bedsheets?
Grey

29. What's your mom's favorite flower?
Carnations.

30. Is there anything weirder than the site GoofyAuctions.com?
ratemypoo.com

31. Do you listen to classical music?
From time to time

32. Do you have a "wacky noodle"?
I have ramen noodles.

33. Do you watch Spongebob?
No.

34. Last food you ate?
Kit Kat.

35. Do people consider you intelligent?
I have been told as much.

36. What time is it??
Too close to wake up time.

37. Is your away message on?
No messengers on to protect the innocent.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?
Can't say that I have.

39. What curse word do you use the most?
Fuck.

40. Would you ever get the top AND bottom of you navel pierced?
I have the top done. I thought about doing the bottom. Probably won't since I took the top out and all...

41. What time is your alarm clock set for?
Whatever time Rashan set it for. I don't use one. I don't like being woken by obnoxious noise.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?
Latest Evanescence CD.

43. What movie do you know every line to?
Rocky Horror.

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?
French.

45. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos?
Sure.

46. How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
23.

47. Do you enjoy giving hugs?
Absolutely.

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
I get that feeling before social situations...so I last got it before my Bday party.

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?
I have an easy name, luckily. But people always spell it wrong.

50. If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name?
Eh, I don't know. My name is very "porn starrish"

Questions 2001-2050

2001. Can you believe that we have only gotten through two-fifths of this survey??!!!
Freaking crazy.

2002. Can Dave Coulier really be considered a comedian.. or just a dip?
Name rings a bell but nothing else.

2003. Remember those Choose Your Own Adventure books?
Yes!! I freaking loved them. But I always cheated.

What ever happened to those?
We grew up.

2004. What was your best find from a flea market, garage sale, eBay, or thrift store?
I don’t recall anything.

2005. What do you not have enough money for right now?
car insurance.

2006. Let me tell you a little story.. there was a country that had a problem with rats: too many rats. So they imported lots of mongooses because the mongooses ate the rats. The mongooses started breeding like crazy, stealing food, attacking children, and generally becoming worse than the rats. A rat problem was traded for a mongoose problem. We did the same thing in the USA. We had a problem with criminals, so we brought in police. Do we now have a police problem?
With dishonest police.

2007. What is the design on your beach towel?
I don’t have a beach towel. I usually grab a white towel.

2008. What stirs something deep and animalistic inside you?
Well ignorant people stir up a deep rage within.

2009. If you are a girl, have you ever dressed as a guy?
Yes. But that’s easy.

If you are a guy, have you ever dressed as a girl?

2010. Do you own anything with a rainbow on it?
Hmm..nope

2011. What would be the worst thing to give up for lent?
Going poop.

2012. What's the best Beatles song?


2013. Why is it that these diary sites are more popular with females than males?
Females are more likely to want to express themselves/feel it’s more acceptable.

2014. What do these color combos remind you of:
orange and pink:
easter

pink and green:
easter

green and gold:
school colors

purple and gold:
christmas

gold and red:
christmas

red and white:
candy cane

blue and grey:
sadness

2015. What is one really selfish thing you do?
Put money aside from time to time for chai

2016. Do you want a thingy so that you can speak instead of typing?
Naah, I’m good with typing.

2017. What made you laugh today?
Not what, but who. David.

2018. Do you ever stick your survey entries in the survey circle?
Huh?

2019. Can you freestyle some poetry right now?
My boyfriend is snoring
But at least he’s not whoring.
Because then I’d be really mad
And kill him real bad.
The End.

2020. Are you:
stylish?
Not really

chic?
No

smart?
Somewhat

2021. Do you find yourself only buying brand name products?
No, I’m cheap.

2022. When a shirt's label is plastered across the front of it, do you ever feel like you are paying for the privilege of being a billboard and advertising for that company?
Huh, never thought of it that way.

2023. Is the highest-priced item the best quality item?
Not necessarily.

2024. Human need or corporate greed?
The later

2025. Sweaty sex or clean sex?
Sweaty, get dirty!

2026. Which is more important: being kind, or being right?
Tell the truth, don’t jade someone.

2027. What is the truth about you?
I don’t know if I am where I want to be.

2028. Are you scared of monsters?
The thought of demons coming up through the floor, grabbing my ankle and pulling me down to hell does frighten me sometimes.

2029. You remind me of:
A marshmallow! Haha

2030. Do you walk to school, or do you bring your lunch?
Because if you do one you don’t do the other? Right. I don’t do either.

2031. Rate your skills from one to ten (1 = you are the best at it):
socializing:
9

making friends:
9

working with computers:
4

arts:
5

crafts:
5

dancing:
7

skating:
5

talking other people into things:
10

writing:
4

living life to the fullest each day:
7

cooking:
6

gardening:
8

cleaning up after yourself:
4

playing poker:
7

surviving in the woods:
9

managing your time:
9

attracting the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer)?
9

2032. Have you ever been to an Indian reservation?
no

2033. What is going to happen tomorrow that you can celebrate, even if it's a little thing?
Hopefully getting a new phone or battery so my phone works again!

2034. Do you save things for special occasions, or is every day a special occasion?
No, don’t really save anything like that.

2035. List 5 things you are terrible at:
Socializing, changing the oil in a car, standing up for myself, speaking my mind, believing in myself

Are you really terrible at them or is just that you refuse to put the amount of work in to make yourself good at them?
I could probably be better…

2036. What's your favorite:
rap song:
Don’t listen much to it..but Ooh nana nana comes to mind first

country song:
I’ll go with Turn the Page…which I know because Metallica did a cover

industrial song:
Hmm..NIN is considered industrial, right? So Hurt

cover song:
I don’t know..

punk song:
white riot

odd song:
Johnny Johnny Poo Poo Pants! hahaha

2037. What do you do for your teachers on Teacher's Day?
Nothing

2038. How would the world be different if women were mostly in charge?
I don’t know

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What does it mean when entries are in all these symbols?
Someone fucked up?

2040. What is now proved was once only imagined. - William Blake.
What do you imagine?
Stabbing people

2041. Are you ready for romance?
Yes! Bring it my way!

2042. Do we live in a particularly bad age for romance?
I think it has been lost.

2043. Have you ever cheated on someone?
Kind of

Do you believe that once someone is a cheater, they ALWAYS are?
Yes.

2044. Have you ever gone:
Christmas caroling?
At the Edison Home in Fort Myers

pumpkin picking?
No

on a hay wagon ride?
Yes

on a romantic St. Valentine's Day date?
No

to a New Year's Eve party?
Yes
to a Memorial Day parade?
no

to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade?
no

to search for gold coins on St. Patrick's Day?
no

2045. Why do we celebrate President's Week with department store sales?
Because all holidays are anymore are commercial

2046. What ties you down?
Low self esteem

2047. Do you know why you do the things you do?
Sometimes

Why you say the things you say?
No

Are you self-aware?
I am well aware of my flaws.

2048. What is the sickest you ever drank / drugged yourself?
To running to sit on the toilet every 10 minutes and puking in a trash can

2049. Is clothing optional?
No

2050. What are 5 interesting facts about you?
Oh jeez
There’s nothing interesting about me.

Questions 1901-1950

1901. Are you able to recognize patterns / habits / routines, and are you able to BREAK OUT OF THEM??
All of life is a pattern. To recognize and change them is only to replace them with a new one.

1902. What takes your breath away?
The sweet things that Rashan does.

1903. What did you do today that you regret?
I had naughty thoughts.

Will you ever do it again?
Probably.

1904. Is happiness something to be achieved and sought after... or is it something to be retained and held onto always, no matter what happens?
The second one.

1905. Would you rather have perfection, or is reality perfect the way it is?
Again, I’ll go with the second choice. Perfection is boring.

1906. Is a frightening world an interesting world to live in?
Things can be interesting without being frightening.

1907. What gives people depth and character?
Being unique.

1908. What band, together or not, would make you want to JUST FLY after seeing their show?


1909. Speaking of flying, can you fly?
No, sadly. But I am excellent at falling.

How do you know? Have you tried?
Yes.

1910. Is ANYTHING really trivial?
Games. About Trivia.

1911. Why the hell don't people hug more?
I hug everyone. Unless I were to randomly hug strangers, I don’t think I could hug more.

1912. Where was your last vacation to?
HHAHAHAHAHAHA. You’re cute.

1913. Where was your last car ride to?
Home from work

1914. Where was your last bus ride to?
Home from class.

1915. Where did you last walk to?
The bus stop home.

1916. What is the worst band in the universe?
The Darkness. Sorry people, but seriously…

1917. What is the next book you want to read?
Well I would love to read the last Harry Potter. OR the next book in my Vampire Huntress series.

1918. What are the 3 most useless items on the planet?
President W. Hmmm.. I dunno.

1919. What gives you a peaceful feeling?
Sleeping

1920. Do you ever stay up late watching infomercials?
Nah. Well except the Hip Hop Abs one.

Did you ever BUY anything from an infomercial?
No.

1921. Are you a light sleeper?
Depends.

1922. Are you a Toys R Us kid?
No.

1923. Are you part of the mile high club?
Nope.

1924. Do you like:
pina coladas?
YUM
getting caught in the rain?
Absolutely
yoga?
Haven’t done it, but I would.
intelligence?
Yes.

making love at midnight?
Sure.

health food?
Eh.

champagne?
Not so much.

the feel of the ocean?
No. I hate hate hate it.

1925. When you look at your watch, it says 9:25 and you think:
Time to go back to sleep

1926. What have you never seen anything lovelier than?
Sunset on the beach.

1927. Have you ever painted a:
wall:
yes

ceramic:
no

painting:
yes

model:
no

sun catcher:
no

face:
yes

1928. Are there separate heavens for different animals (kitty heaven. dog heaven, bird heaven, etc)?
uhm

1929. Can you think of the perfect celebrity that would describe how you look?
haha. I have been compared to Kelly Osbourne, LeeAnn Rhymes, and Amy Lee. Crazy stuff.

1930. How about the perfect celebrity that would describe your perfect guy / girl?
Dane Cook?

1931. Avril Lavigne or Michelle Branch?
Branch

Vanessa Carlton or Britney Spears?
Carlton

1932. When you sleep next to someone, who falls asleep first usually?
They do

If they do, do you watch them sleep?
Sometimes. Until he starts snoring.

1933. How many people have a piece of your heart?
3

1934. What are your daydreams about?
I don’t have daydreams.

1935. What is your usual breakfast?
Nothing.

1936. How quickly are you willing to take drugs to numb pain?
Pretty quickly

1937. Are you a fool?
I sure hope not.

1938. Can you think of three adjectives that DO NOT apply to you even a tiny bit?
Skinny, Optimistic. Tall. :-D

1939. What do your salt and pepper shakers look like?
Square. Glass.

1940. When was the last time you hurt yourself?
I do something to hurt me everyday.

1941. Would you rather never have to sleep but also never dream, or leave things as they are?
Leave them as they are. I love to sleep and I love my dreams.

1942. When you are driving, how do you know if a tire is going flat?
Someone else tells me.

1943. Does your hair match all over?
HAHA

1944. Would you rather be naked and famous, or dressed and non-famous?
The second.

1945. What band or singer do you believe started rock and roll?
I don’t know.

1946. Think of an object that is shaped like your body:
Marshmallow. LOL.

1947. If you had a large black vase-pot-thing in your house, what would you put in it?
Flowers

1948. Where is the best place to live when you want to start a family?
A house. :-)

1949. Would you rather live in the city, suburbs, or country?
Country

1950. Were your parents born by the year 1950?
No.

Questions 1801-1850

1801. How many Smurfs can you name?
smurfette....

1802. Do you have a planner?
yes
Do you use it?
yes

1803. What do white lines do?
make people crazy

1804. Where do snowflakes come from?
penguins pooping in the sky

1805. What do these Latin phrases mean?
Et tu Brute:
you too Brutus?

Cogito ergo sum:
i think, therefore i am

Hosanna in excelsis:
uhmmm..

Et in terra pax hominibus:
...

1806. You're writing a story.
k.
The super hot (guy or girl?): guy

is about to kiss (who): George.

Just then, they get interrupted by (what): A falling sheep

and somebody screams, (what): "FUCK!"

but it is too late. Fortunately (who): Bob

walks by and does something (what): shoots George

and they all live (how): because George was imaginary?

ever after.

The letters for the next few questions are messed up for a reason.

1807. Name 2 guys and 2 girls, 1 next to each letter: (Letter 1)
b. ashley
c. steven
d. rashan
a. katrina

1808. Name 2 MORE guys and 2 MORE girls, 1 next to each letter:(Letter 2)
a. justin
b. felicia
c. chris
d. tiffany

1809. Name 4 random objects, 1 next to each letter: (Letter 3)
b. fan
d. banana
c. sock
a. tree

1810. Name 4 places: (letter 4)
d. toilet
c. bathtub
a. butthole
b. heaven

1811. Name 4 ways to eat an orange: (Letter 5)
d. chop
a. blend
c. peal
b. snort

1812. Name 4 body parts: (Letter 6)
d. toes
b. hair
a. navel
c. crotch

1813. Name 4 things you might say to a door-to-door salesperson: (letter 7)
b. "wanna fuck me in the anus?"
c. "i'll shit in your mouth!"
d. "i don't live here but...hey, can you help me get rid of this body?"
a. "i have this rash...could u, ummm, could u take a look at it?"


1814. You've just written 4 stories. The "a" story, the "b" story, the "c" story, and the "d" story. Read the following story through four times, first putting in all your "a" answers, then all your "b" answers, etc.

A. Once upon a time, Katrina asked Justin to go on a date. The answer was yes, so Katrina picked Justin up at her door. katrina had brought a present for Justin. It was a tree. They went to butthole. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. Katrina wanted to blend justin's navel. That made justin say, "i have this rash...could u, ummm, could u take a look at it?"
The End

B. . Once upon a time, ashley asked felicia to go on a date. The answer was yes, so ashley picked felicia up at her door. ashley had brought a present for felicia. It was a fan. They went to heaven. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. ashley wanted to snort felicia's hair. That made felicia say, "wanna fuck me in the anus?"
The End

C. . Once upon a time, steven asked chris to go on a date. The answer was yes, so steven picked chris up at her door. steven had brought a present for chris. It was a sock. They went to bathtub. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. steven wanted to peal Chris's Crotch. That made chris say, "i'll shit in your mouth!"
The End

D. . Once upon a time, rashan asked tiffany to go on a date. The answer was yes, so rashan picked tiffany up at her door. rashan had brought a present for tiffany. It was a banana. They went to toilet. It was lovely. On the way home, things got heavy in the back of the car. rashan wanted to chop tiffany's toes. That made tiffany say, "i don't live here but...hey, can you help me get rid of this body?"
The End

Have you ever played 4 ways to eat an orange before?
nope

1815. Miracle on 34th Street: original or remake?
no preference

1816. Have you ever marched in a parade?
no

1817. Why don't people just walk up to each other and become friends?
people suck

1818. Do you turn the bass up all the way in your car (or would you, if you had a car) and blast the music?
yes

1819. Do you care if what you do annoys others?
yes. well depends on who i'm annoying

1820. What keeps everyone from being happy?
themselves. society.

1821. If you could go back in time and talk to yourself five years ago what would you say to yourself? You can only stay in the past for FIVE MINUTES, so make it COUNT!
hmmm. don't be so quick to move out when you graduate. don't move in with gianna. work hard and save money. STOP SLACKING!

1822. Write a surreal (Having an oddly dreamlike quality) sentence:
"CRYSTAL, YOU JUST WON THE LOTTO!"

1823. Can you talk for one hour without using the word "like" at all?
Yes. Easy. MWA teacher broke us out of that habit.

1824. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
No biatch

1825. Say something nice about:
yourself:
i am nice to others

me:
you made this?

your dad:
hmmmmmm he's smart

your mom:
she's amazing!

the one you love:
he is caring and supportive

1826. Why is it that a fly can't bird, but a bird can fly?
why is your mom a hoe?

1827. (I don't expect anyone to get this one, but oh well. Hint: It's a movie quote thing.) You know what people are liking at night?
huh?

1828. What websites are addictive?
melo! myspace.

1829. Who do you love sooo much that you would clean live maggots out of their garbage pail just so that they didn't have to?
no one! eeewwwwwwwwwww

1830. Who do you think will read all 5,000 of your answers to this survey?
NO ONE! yay!

1831. What will you never ever do again?
cheat.

1832. When you die and your tragic story is a human interest spot on the news, will you want your friends and family to say you were the greatest / smartest / kindest person ever... or tell the truth?
tell the truth...that i was the most amazing person to have ever lived. hahahaha. juuust kidding

1833. Have you filled out an organ donor card?
no

1834. Who do you never want to end up like?
a homeless person

1835. How many oxymorons can you think of?
jumbo shrimp
little giants


1836. How many years old is your diary?
4

1837. How could today get any worse?
if a car crashed into my house

1838. How was your day, dear?
It was okay. Quite wet.

1839. What's the most terrible lie someone could tell you?
"i love you"

1840. Would you like a pair of blue velvet pants?
no thanks

1841. You are not a victim. True or false?
false

1842. You just scream with boredom. True or false?
true

1843. What are you dependent on?
rashan

1844. What do you look forward to each day?
chai!! yummmay

1845. What did you think of the Columbine shootings?
it was sad. but bound to happen.

1846. Did you take lessons as a kid? What?
i took violin lessons in middle school. but that's it.

1847. Are you going to be the one that saves me?
nope, i'm leaving you to rot.

1848. What's a groupie? Original answer: "A person who only hangs with their group and that's it." HAHAHAHAHA. Real answer: someone for the band to pass around

1849. Do you know what it's like to take care of someone else?
yes

1850. Would you rather take care of someone, or be taken care of?
taken care of. ^.^

Questions 1701-1750

1701. Will tomorrow be just like today?
no, but wednesday will be

1702. How would you react if a stranger pinched your bottom?
PUNCH

1703. When was the last time you went on a date?
forever

1704. Have you ever ridden a horse?
yes

1706. What is almost over?
this semester

1707. What should you be doing that you are putting off?
well i should be in class right now.
also, i should be doing my medicaid application

1708. Can you taste the rainbow?
nope

1709. What the hell IS the rock cookin'?
i don't know, but i hope it's good. i'm awful hungry

1710. Would you rather be famous or notorious?
notorious

1711. Would you rather have a diamond necklace or a blueberry farm?
hmmm. necklace.

1712. Could you take first place in a beauty contest?
HAHAHA. only if its BIG and beautiful.

1713. Who is the biggest hypocrite you know and why?
hmmm...

1714. Is there a difference between being opinionated and being bitchy?
YES

Which are you? Or are you neither?
neither

1715. Do you think it is possible to have a polygamous relationship, and truly love all partners equally? Like 3 or 4 involved?
no

1716. What sound is annoying you right now?
none actually. well the elevator noise a little

1717. Imagine you're taking a vacation with 4 people. Who are they?
rashan, tiffany, ashley, my mom

1718. The five of you travel by plane. Suddenly, your plane crashes down over snowy mountains. The pilot, the air crew, and all the other passengers die. The only way for you to survive is for one of you to get eaten by the others. Who will it be?
ouch. ashley (sorry!)

1719. Why is it that when someone is an anorexic and someone else finds out, they are rushed to the hospital.. BUT when someone is obese (another life-threatening eating disorder), they are NOT rushed to the hospital?
...i don't know?...

1720. What is Gargamel (of the Smurfs)'s religion?
seriously...c'mon

1721. Why do people do things that they know are bad for them, such as smoking and not getting enough exercise?
why not? we're all gonna die anyway.

1722. How many times have you gotten an A in a class?
a lot

1723. What food group do you eat the most of (bread and pasta, meats and eggs and fish, fruits and vegetables, milk and cheese, sugar and butter)?
pasta

1724. Who is so adorable that you'd like to keep them as a pet?
hmmm...seth green

1725. If you had to spend a half hour locked in a dark closet with someone from school that you don't hang out with after school, who would you want it to be?
i don't know anyone from school that arent friends

What if it was someone from your job that you don't see outside work?
david

1726. Truth or dare?
truth: How often do you masturbate a week?
5 times.

dare: I dare you to tell us who you think about when you're masturbating.
rashan

for the less bold

truth: At what age did you or do you plan to lose your virginity?
lost it at 18

dare: I dare you to answer the truth question.
haha

1727. Do you know that in the USA, taxes are so hard that we work for a full third of the year for free (for the government)?
damn

1728. If taxes pay for buses, then why is there an additional bus fare?
good question

1729. Should people be allowed to use cell phones in their car?
no

1730. I have a tiny grey tiger-striped 8 week old kitten. Will you rescue him and love him?
my boyfriend would shoot me

1731. Have you ever seen a human baby born?
no

An animal baby?
yes

1732. Did you see that miracle of life video?
no
How'd it make you feel about sex?
...
How'd it make you feel about having a baby?
...
1733. Have you ever had a tooth pulled?
no

1734. Who are you waiting for an email / call / note / visit from?
call from rashan.

1735. What are you counting the days until?
i get to move

1736. What is the greatest temptation for you?
chocolate

How do you resist it? I wish I could...
i dont

1737. What are you waiting for?
TO MOVE

1738. Who is your knight (or lady) in shining armor?
rashan

1739. If you were walking and someone behind you yelled, "HEY YOU" ... would you turn around?
yes

1740. Do loud noises make you tense?
a little

1741. OMG!! Is that your epidermis showing???
YES!

1742. Would you rather have people agree with you all the time, or tell you the honest truth about what they think?
the second choice

1743. If, in a contest, you had to spend one million dollars in one day and you couldn't keep anything you bought to win a million of your own, could you do it?
i wouldn't have the million to spend. but i would, just buy stuff for my family

1744. Are you all heart?
yea

1745. Are you mad?
sometimes

1746. Will you / have you gone to your high school reunion?
probably wont go

1747. What do you think of your yearbook pic?
eww

1748. Are you more of a hunter or a gatherer?
gatherer

1749. Would you rather work, or stay home with the baby?
stay home

1750. Exactly how soon is now?
NOW..oh wait NOW...no NOW..

Questions 1601- 1650

1601. What's on your keychain?
keys. borders card/blockbuster card/winn dixie card

1602. How do you feel about capitalism?
i don't

1603. What was the last CD you bought?
can't remember

1604. Do you like feather pillows?
sure

1605. How about water beds?
no. pain in the ass.

1606. Are you responsible for any housework?
all of it

1607. How long is forever?
depends on who you spend it with

1608. Do you have any brothers or sisters? How have they influenced your life?
a sister. she's amazing and has always been there for me to rant to/lean on for support.

1609. Who would you be afraid to have angry at you?
God

1610. Does this survey feel never-ending?
YES

1611. Have you ever eaten ice cream with a knife?
probably, i've eaten it with a fork

1612. Do you like the direction your life is going in?
if i move i will

1613. Are you a traditional person?
no

1614. Do you have any quarrels with God?
no

1615. What feelings or thoughts do you repress?
anger

1616. What makes you feel ecstatic?
chai! lol

1617. What was your biggest mistake this Summer (or Spring, or Winter or whatever season you are taking this survey in)?
skipping out on class

1618. York Peppermint Patties or Reese's Peanut Butter Cups?
pb cups

1619. What can you cook?
ziti

1620. What is your specialty?
^

1621. Have you ever had a stalker?
yeess

Have you ever been a stalker?
no

1622. Do you smoke?
sometimes

If no, do you get much second-hand smoke?
yes

1623. What is the lowest grade you are willing to accept in a class?
A

1624. What would you do if a teacher punished you for cheating when you weren't?
be super pissed and fight it

What would you do if your boss fired you for stealing and you weren't?
^

1625. What store would you most like a $10,000 gift certificate to?
pier one

1626. What would you like to reincarnate as?
a cloud, hey, you didn't say it had to be possible

1627. What's in your undie drawers... besides undies?
BOB

1628. How many languages can you say HELLO in?
one(english). two(japanese). three(spanish).

1629. If your whole country had to listen to you talk for ten minutes, what would you talk about?
those damn midgets

1630. Do you have a guardian angel?
no

1631. What is the welcome message on your cell phone?
"rockstar"

1632. Who is more successful, Bill Gates or Mother Theresa?
theresa

1633. What bands do you own T-shirts about?
NIN and KORN

1634. What is your favorite thing that is red?
my hair

1635. Have you ever worn mismatched socks on purpose?
yes

1636. Do you check nutrition labels?
hahahaha

1637. Do you know that most McDonalds value meals are about 1,500 calories (the amount of calories an average person needs in one whole day) and that over 1,000 of those calories are from fat?
eeeeeeeewwwwwwww

1638. If you could delete someone's diary, would you if:
they didn't agree with you?
no

they were rude / obnoxious to you?
no

they wrote rude entries?
no

1639. Do you have to pee?
a little, but i do have to poo

1640. Why did my cat have to throw up on the couch?
you made her sick

1641. Do you trust people at restaurants who handle your food that they aren't doing anything gross to it while you can't see them?
no

1642. How do you wear your hair?
pony tail

1643. Have you ever worn:
a dress?
yes

a skirt?
yes

a tie?
yes

high heels?
yes

combat boots?
yes

a belt?
yes

a hat?
yes

1644. Is it men's or woman's shirts that button down the right?
mens buttons are on the left side of the shirt

1645. What's the most dangerous job you can think of?
fireman

1646. Have you ever taken a lock of someone else's hair?
no. freak.

1647. Have you ever given anyone a lock of your hair?
no

1648. If you had a locket, what would you put inside?
rashan

1649. Have you ever written anything in your own blood?
no

1650. Have you ever drank, slurped, or licked someone's blood?
no. again, freak.

Questions 1501-1550


1501. What did you think of the movie Black Hawk Down?
never seen it
How did it make you feel?
^

1502. What movie has the most surprising ending?
saw comes to mind first

1503. Why are you so angry?
because i can never get ahead

1504. Are men or women harder to please?
women
You or your partner / love / boyfriend / crush?
me

1505. Have you ever cried for show (for attention)?
no, but i told ashley i will start doing it at work..since everyone else does

1506. Do you have issues?
yes

1507. There is a nuclear war and you have a fallout shelter that holds two people. That means that you and someone else can be saved. No one knows about the fallout shelter but you. Who do you choose to take in there (remember, everyone else you know will die. The person you choose is the only person you will know in 5-15 years when you can come above ground again.)?
tiffany and rashan

1508. Do you have cavities?
probably

1509. What word do you use for breast (boobs, tits etc)?
boobies
How about for penis?
pecker

1510. Have you ever had a near-death experience?
no

1511. Do you read on the potty?
yes

1512. Do you LIKE to be home alone?
yes

1513. Are you afraid of a global nuclear war?
with bush in office

If there was one, what would you do to survive?
nothing

1514. How often do you find yourself in a bathroom washing your hands, and someone is trying to talk to you?
not too often

1515. Why is water so loud?
um?

1516. Have you ever swum in the ocean?
yes
Have you ever built a sandcastle?
yes
Do you feel comfortable in a bathing suit?
not anymore

1517. Is it anyone's birthday today?
not that i remember

1518. What would be the best season of the year to get married?
autumn

What would be the best day?
i dunno

1519. What are 2 things that the perfect ___ would do?
boyfriend / girlfriend:
kiss your forehead. tell you they love you

parents:
be there. but not be overbearing

friend:
be there. be willing to die for you

teacher:
teach useful things. have a good relationship with u

doctor:
think about the patient.

person you just met who wanted to be your friend:
be funny.

1520. If someone you loved was seriously miserable for a looooooong period of time, what would you do to help them / cheer them up?
a funny dance. take them somewhere fun. get them drunk...i dunno

1521. What was the best year of your life so far?
may 2003

1522. Are people born good and then they learn to be bad? or are they born bad?
i'm torn

1523. What is your least favorite bodily function?
didn't u ask this?

1524. Does the weather affect your mood?
yes

1525. If you were underground for 5 years, what would you miss the most?
electricity

1526. What do you think of the movie Blast from the Past?
that was a crap load of drpepper

1527. If you were on death row (if you don't feel evil enough to really ever get there, imagine that you have been wrongly accused and wrongly convicted), what would you want your last meal to be?
that calzone was pretty damn good. or a big thick juicy steak and pasta

How would you want to die (electric chair, gas, lethal injection, hanging)?
lethal injection

Who would you want with you when you died?
no one

What would your last words be?
"dude, what the fuck?"

1528. Has anyone ever broken a promise to you?
yes

1529. Have you broken a promise to someone else?
yes

1530. Have you ever broken someone's heart?
so they said

1531. What song defines your summer?
is there a song about boringness?

1532. What is wrong in this world?
people like bush are in charge

1533. Shrimp or Chicken?
chicken

1534. Do you eat red meat?
yes

1535. What do you think of that Cleaning Out My Closet song by Eminem?
it's ok

1536. What would you consider a blessed event? Original answer: "an event that is blessed."
a miracle

1537. What would you consider a miracle?
a blessed event

1538. Here's a list of dead rock stars. How big of a loss to the music industry was each one?

Dave Williams:
who?

Ian Curtis:
huh?

Aaliyah:
eh

Rozz Williams:
wha?

Elvis:
was past his prime anyway

Tupac:
...

Michael Hutchence:
?

Sid Vicious:
...

Is anyone missing?
kurt cobaine

1539. What are the most cruel words someone could say to you?
no. i don't feel the same

1540. Would you rather catch your parents in bed, or have them catch you?
ouch. catch me

1541. If someone offered you $1,000 to cheat on your boyfriend / girlfriend, would you do it?
no way

1542. Would you rather date someone 3 years younger than you, or 15 years older?
well, considering rashan is almost 15 years older...

1543. Would you rather like your guy / girl more than he likes you, or have him like you more?
have him like me more

1544. Which is better, the rush of kissing a new guy for the first time, or the comfort of kissing the same guy a hundred times?
the second

1544. If you could read your boyfriend's / girlfriend's mind, but only by letting him / her read yours, would you do it?
no

1545. Would you rather lose your bathing suit to a huge wave right in front of a cute lifeguard, or your whole family?
lifeguard. at least u don't have to see him again

1546. Is truth sometimes stranger than fiction?
eh

1547. Do you look back and laugh at things that hurt or were embarrassing at the time?
yes

1548. Should everyone give peace a chance?
yes

1549. Have you ever looked in anyone's wallet that wasn't yours?
yes

1550. What time / date is it?
it's 3:33 am ( make a wish!) March 21, 2007

Questions 1401- 1450

1401. Do you like your movies and books to be more lighthearted or serious?
both
1402. What's more important, first impressions or lasting impact?
lasting impact
1403. Which area of psychological health do you need the most improvement in of these?
Which one do you need the 2nd most improvement in?
Which one do you need the least improvement in?
physical –2nd most

emotional-most

social

intellectual

environmental-least

spiritual



1404. Do you know how to react appropriately and control your feelings?
yes
Do you avoid letting your feelings rule you?
yes
Are you logical when making decisions?
I try to be
Do you have a "bad temper"?
yes

1405. Do you have stable relationships?
no
Are you enthusiastic about / do you enjoy social situations?
not at all
If you are sexually active, are you responsible?
yes
Are you a good friend, and do you avoid being a fickle person?
I try
Are you independent?
yes
Does your happiness come from yourself instead of from other people?
others
Do you need to be in a relationship to feel good about yourself?
no

1406. Are your thoughts, speech, and writing clear and concise?
yes
Do you say what you mean?
yes
Do you have common sense?
yes
Do you make good decisions?
not always
Do you think for yourself?
yes
Are you always trying to learn new things?
yes
Are you open-minded?
yes

1407. Do you feel at peace?
no
Do you feel a sense of oneness with the universe?
no
Do you believe in a higher power?
yes
Are you religious?
not quite
Do you have strong morals and ethics that you believe in and adhere to?
yes

1408. Do you get enough sleep?
no
Are you overweight or underweight?
over
Do you eat right?
no
Do you go to the doctor regularly?
no
Do you take care of your teeth?
yes
Do you suffer from stress?
yes
Do you do at least one active / exercise type thing per day?
no

1409. Do you think of the needs of all humanity, or just of yourself?
everyone
Do you appreciate nature?
no
Do you recycle?
no
Are you active in your community?
no
Do you volunteer?
not anymore
Are you conscious of how your actions influence the world around you?
yes
Do you care about the environment?
yes
Are you working to make the world a better place?
no
Are you sensitive to the needs of others?
yes

1410. How many NO answers did you have to each question?

1404 (emotional):
0
1405 (social):
2
1406 (intellectual):
1
1407 (spiritual):
3
1408 (physical):
4
1409 (environmental):
4
The more no answers each category received, the more you need to improve in that category.
ok

1411. Do you dress up to go to the mall?
no

1412. Have you ever been on anti-depressants?
if u count st john’s wort

1413. Name a part of your body.
thighs

1414. Is fourteen your lucky number?
no

1415. What would make you lose respect for someone?
dishonesty

1416. Is ignorance really bliss?
yes

1417. pretend there's a question here.

Okay.. now answer it.
frogs

1418. What can be described as "even better than the real thing"?
…

1419. Are you jealous that dog can lick their own genitals?
not at all
If you could do that, would you ever leave the house?
yes

1420. What's in your wallet RIGHT NOW!?
nothing

1421. Have you ever written a poem for someone and given it to them?
yes

1422. Do you write letters that you never send?
no

1423. Do you always get the feeling people are laughing at you?
yes

1424. Who's the one person you'd like to drop a house on?
w.

1425. Have you ever been swept off your feet?
yes

1426. Tell me why you don't like Mondays:
I do like mondays

1427. In the Harry Potter series, the books seem to be getting darker and more serious with each new release. Do you like this change, or do you prefer the story to be light?
I like the darkness

1428. How often do you update your diary?
my paper one-about twice a month. The online one-about once a week

1429. What do you mostly write about in your diary?
everything

1430. How many quizzes (like this one) and / or surveys do you have in your diary as entries?
TONS

1431. How many forwards does your diary contain? (for example: Child Abuse! My name is Misty, I am but three, or Abortion: dear mommy I am sitting on Jesus's lap, or Lists: 50 things guys want girls to know. Basically anything you did not write yourself that you just pasted into your diary.)
none that I remember

1432. What is your writing style like in your diary?
random

1433. How honest are you in your diary?
completely

1434. Why do you write in your diary?
relieve stress. boredom.

1435. Do you have a comet cursor on your diary description?
no
Isn't comet cursor the devil??
yes!

1436. Do you ever chat online?
rarely

1437. Have you ever met someone from online?
yes
How'd that go?
horribly

1438. What's your favorite horror:
movie? Friday the 13th part V
book? I dunno

Do you like any Stephen King books / movies?
love both

1439. Does Anne Rice suck?
no
Is she boring, long-winded, and pretentious?
I never read her books
If you said no to the last 2 questions, then how would you describe her writing (use descriptive words not words like nice, great, i love it, etc. If you haven't read her book ignore this)?

1440. Have you ever seen a mistake in a movie?
yes!!

1441. Have you ever seen that Munchkin who supposedly hangs himself in the Wizard of Oz?
no
If yes, how / when should someone look for it?

1442. If all the world's a stage and men and woman merely players, then one man or woman plays many parts in their life. What parts or roles do you play (ex. girl, mother, wife, girlfriend, diplomat, cashier, happy-girl, sad-one, creepy guy in the corner, father, advice-guy, etc)?
worker. Daughter. Girlfriend. Friend. Solo-gal

1443. If you had to give yourself a letter grade (A, A-, B, B-, C, C-, D, D-, F) for things, how would you grade yourself on:

happiness:
F
being a decent human being:
B-
being serene (calm, peaceful)
C
kindness:
A-
anger management:
B
creative thinking:
C
modesty:
B
being an original:
B
knowing yourself:
D
being true to yourself:
F
getting along with others:
A-
liking yourself:
F
admitting your flaws:
A
self-improvement:
D

1444. Are you kinky?
I can be

1445. How would you feel if you could wake up next to the person you love twice a week?
amazing. It would mean that either he stopped snoring, or I could deal with it long enough to fall asleep next to him.

1446. Out of all the people you know, who is most likely to be one of the great minds of our time?
they all have an equal chance

1447. Have you ever been to:
church?
yes
temple?
no
a bar?
yes
a house party?
yes
a rave?
no
a goth club?
no
a punk show?
no
a hip-hop club?
yes
What sounds the most fun out of that list?
a house party.

1448. So far, have you changed around any of the questions on this survey (things can always be improved)?
yes. Things that were worded so that they didn’t really apply got changed so that they did.

1449. Are you crying on the inside?
most of the time.

1450. Are you afraid of the future?
deathly

Questions 1301-1350

1301. How can What you don't know hurt you?
if you don’t know if someone loves you…

1302. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? What are you pondering?
I’m pondering if I should get food or just go to sleep

1303. Let's give you a nickname:

Pick the month you were born in:
jan - dorkish
feb - sexy
mar - evil
apr - muddy
may - naked
jun - innocent
jul - fuzzy
aug - saddened
sep - shy
oct - magic
nov - hungry
dec - sparkley

Now pick your favorite color of these:
red - dancer
orange - kitty
yellow - glitter
green - aura
blue - waters
purple - prince or princess
pink - violet
gold - diva
white - angel
black - demon

naked demon?

1304. Is it hot in here?
no. it feels ggoooodd

1305. Cupcakes or brownies?
brownies all the way

1306. If you were a rockstar and you were playing in Detrot what would you say as soon as you came onstage:
”what’s up de-fucking-troit?!” I dunno

1307. What word can you not stand?
…I don’t know…

1308. Are you a feminist?
eh

1309. What group is the most discriminated against?
ugly people

1310. What do you like best about bras?
the keep my boobies from sagging

1311. Are you afraid of living in oblivion?
no

1312. Before you were born you got to pick your life from one of these. Which do you pick?
You are successful from the star, a musical genius, good-looking, wealthy. You become a rockstar, get super famous, make your mark on the world and die at 27.

You are caring and compassionate. You love animals and adopt more and more as you grow older. You foster and nurture and care for them all of your life.

You sit home playing video games for 70 years.

w00t video games!

1313. What is broken in your:
car? The whole thing…
school? I dunno…
house? The ac dammit!
life? me
soul? All of it
brain? I got a tuma…not really…

1314. Are you going to fix any of the above broken stuff?
at some point

If no to any, why not????
…

1315. Tell me all your thoughts on god:
you’d really like to hear them?

1316. What is the strangest note you've ever recieved?
one in which I was kinda threatened…

1317. Of the following how many can be used to get in touch with you?
Phone-x
Beeper-x
Voicemail-yes
Email-yes
Cell Phone-yes
Snail Mail-yes

1318. Do you ever give people a chance to miss you or are you always available/easy to reach?
oh they miss me alright.

1319. What qualities are the most important in a sucessful relationship?
honesty

1320. In a marriage who should manage the money?
both

1321. Who should be involved in the decision to have a baby:
Just the woman b/c it is her body and she will have to carry it
Or the man should have a say too
both people

1322. If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you do you forgive them and take them back?
no

1323. What if it is your husband or wife that cheats on you?
no

1324. Who should be responsible for taking care of house work and children, the mother or the father?
both

1325. Are you into new age things?
yes

1326. Are you very:
nervous? yes
anxious? yes
high strung? no
organized? yes
tense? YES
rigid? no
skepticle? yes

1327. Do you percieve reality any differently from others?
How?
no. I’m just a pessimist

1328. When someone gets asked if they masturbate and they say no are they lieing?
yes
So you ask a four year old, he says no, you think he's LYING?
yes! Duh!

1329. Who do you blame things on?
the cat

1330. Do you want to be naked and famous?
naked and famous? no

1331. What's the best kitty name?
tripps :-D

1332. What are your feelings about rap music?
sure, why not

1333. Cypress Hill or Roxy Music?
BSB or N'sync or nkotb?
Debbie Gibson or Paula Abdul?
Eminem or Kid Rock?
Weezer or the Get Up Kids?

1334. If you could solve just one of the world's problems what would you choose to solve?
pull out of iraq dammt

1335. Would you make a good:
counselor? no
visual artist? no
teacher? No, I don’t work well with people
pilot? no
secretary? yes
cashier? yes
waiter or waitress? Tehe, yes!
veternary assistant? no
office manager? yes
stage manager? no
actor or actress? yes
sales girl or guy? . no
pizza delivery girl or guy? yes
film director? no
buisness man or woman? no
ceo? no
surgeon? no
fireman or woman? no
cop? no

1336. Do you check condoms to see if they are expired before using?
don’t use

1337. Imagine you are in school and a guy you barely know asks you really nicely for a ride home from class (yes, you have a car). It's out of your way. Do you say yes?
no
Let's say you said yes.
As you drop him off he hugs you again and thanks you for being such a nice person. What do you make of all this?
what a freak. Stab him.

1338. Are you interested in post apocolyptic (post nuclear war) movies?
yes

1339. What is the saddest movie you ever saw?
the notebook L

1340. What is the saddest thought you can think of?
having someone close to me die

1341. Do girls suck at driving?
no

1342. Are you sexist?
no

1343. Is it too cold right now?
no. it’s just right,

1344. What's the matter with kids today?
they got no respect!

1345. Can you name some goth bands?
not entirely sure what that entitles..

How about some punk bands?
the ramones

How about some glam bands?
…

1346. What was on the last cd you burned?
a picture cd :-D

1347. What is itching?
a irritation on ur skin

1348. How do you feel about censorship?
boo

1349. Did you know that the words s/hit, f/uck, a/ss, and n/igger are bannned from od and tod?
k…
What is your opinion of that?
people should be able to express themselves in their diary. If someone is offended DON’T READ IT

1350. What movie should be released on dvd but isn't?
I don’t know…

Questions 1201-1250

1201. Does ice cream make your teeth cold?
yes

1202. In some states it is now required that creationsim (god made the world) be taught alongside evolution in highschool sciences classes. If that is the case then shouldn't evolution also be taught in church?
church doesn’t have to teach that-church is optional, you go to the one that teaches what you believe.

1203. You obviously like surveys since you are filling out a 5,000 question one. Do any of the following surveys sound interesting:
The Doors/Jym Morrison Survey: no
The David Bowie Survey: no
Beatles Survey: no
Rocky Horror Survey: yes
Labyrinth Survey: yes
SLC Punk Survey: yes
the birthday survey: no
so this is love, the survey: no
the heartache/break up survey:no
Creationism vs Evolutionism Survey: no
Opinion Survey: yes
World Trade Center Survey: no
Halloween Survey: no
Survey of Sin: yes
How evil are you Survey: yes
The Roaring 20's Survey: no

1204. Did you know that all of the above surveys and more can be found at my diary (your 5,000 question survey creator)at teen open diary called simply surveys?
ok

1205. Who did you get this survey from? (leave all the names so that a chain is eventually formed)
look-no chain. I got it from someone on LJ

1206. Say one nice thing about the person you stole this survey from:
they nicely left the answers blank

1207. Here is a list of priorites...
love/sex
family
close friends
school/learning
job/career
being true to yourself/self respect
honesty
aesthetics (beauty in the world)
creativity
patriotism
knowledge
wisdom
leading an exciting life
making a contribution to humanity
being rich
being famous
having power
justice/fairness
world peace
accepting and understanding others
finding yourself
spirituality/religion
health
happiness

What are your top three priorities from this list?
Love. Family. Career.

1208. Out of that same list what are your BOTTOM 3 priorities?
aesthetics, patriotism, being famous

1209. How many hours of tv do you watch in an average day?
2

1210. Do you want to have a car, a house and 2.5 kids?
no

1211. What song, cd, or band is a 'guilty pleasure' for you (meaning you know it sucks but you like it anyway)?
I really don’t know

1212. If you were going to vote for a candidate for president and then you found out that the person you were going to vote for is hiv positive would that effect your vote and why?
no

1213. What time do you:
get up in the morning: noon
eat lunch: 4
do something active during the day: 1:30-walk to bus stop :D
go to bed: midnight

1214. Have you ever had an hiv test?
no

1215. have you ever ridden a motorcycle?
yes

1216. Are you afraid of 'bikers'?
no

1217. Did your parents ever talk to you about sex?
kinda. They were a little too open about things.

1218. What's the best dance movie:
grease, dirty dancing, footloose, flash dance, other
(what?)
dirty dancing

1219. Are you or would you be embarressed about buying condoms?
no

1220. Are clocks that make noises/play songs when the hour strikes tacky?
yes. And annoying.

1221. What are the things that make you go 'Hmmmm....'?
stupid people

1222. Are you a sinner?
yes

1223. Are you naughty or nice?
nice

1224. Is belly-dancing sexy?
yes

1225. What celebrity would you loove to be able to dance like?
shakira

What celebrity would you love to be able to dance with?
uhmmmm

1226. Is Elvis really dead?
yes. Get over it.

1227. Besides tv and movies how many people have you seen completely naked? Who were they?
rashan.

1228. Besides when you were little how many people have seen you completely naked and who?
ok….weirdo….

1229. Is sex something that should be treated casually?
no

1230. What song is in your head right now?
none

1231. Have you ever participate in an orgy?
lol, no

If no, would you?
no

1232. What was the best day of your life like?
it hasn’t happened yet

1233. What are you all about?
love

1234. You have won a contest where you get all these great prizes but you can only keep one for yourself and must give the others away to friends, family or whoever. Which one do you keep and who do you give the rest to:

a 5,000 dollar gift certificate to radio shack?
a brand new yellow jeep?
an all expense paid vacation for 2 to Italy?
lunch with n'sync?
a lifetime supply of herbal essances shampoo?
a 1,000 dollar check?
a palm pilot?
an autographed pic of shakira?
breakfast with kid rock?
a shirt once worn by jonathan davis?
one round of mini-golf with tupac?
a phone call from robert smith (the cure)?
a brand new washer/dryer?
free medical insurance for 1 year?

I’d keep the italy trip and divide the rest up for my parents/sister and rashan

1235. Who do you think you might have known in a past life?
a cave man

1236. Do you take vitamins?
not regularly

1237. Are fake flowers ugly?
no

1238. White, Red, Pink, or Yellow roses?
white

1239. What's the most deadly thing you can think of?
cyanide

1240. to-MAY-toes or to-MA-toes?
mayto

1241. Out of all your friends, family and the people you know who is the most:
intelligent: my dad
happy: rashan
miserable: me
easily influenced: crystal
cranky: tiffany
bitchy: ^
evil: …
nice: me

1242. What's the best live musical performance you ever saw?
DEFAULT!

1243. have you ever had a 'pregnancy scare'?
yes and no.

1244. Kelly Osbourne or Madonna's version of Pappa Don't preach?
madonna

1245. Can you change a tire?
probably. I’ve helped a few people

1246. Have you ever put your fist through the wall?
no. not for lack of trying.

1247. When do you feel at peace?
when I’m asleep

1248. Do you have a place that is your own where you won't show anyone else?
no. wish I did

1249. Are you a part of any teams or clubs?
no

1250. is cheerleading a sport?
eh

Questions 1101-1150

1101. Was 2001 a good year for you?
no

1102. Was 2002 a good year for you?
no

1103. Was 2003 a good year for you?
I graduated. That’s a plus. Oh, and moved outta PC.c

1104. Did you know that by 2010 they expect to market a gene therapy procedure that will increase our lifespan by double or tripple?
nope

If this happened would you have it done?
nope

1105. Would you rather die tommorrow or have all your friends die?
me die

1106. I would do anything for love but i won't do 'that'.
my sister insists it’s giving a BJ

1107. Have you ever drank the stars and counted some water?
oh yes indeed

1108. Ever caught a fish?
YES! Go me! I caught a snook and my famz all caught catfish. I rock.

1109. Is it better to get too much or too little sleep?
too much.

1110. have you ever had insomnia?
yes
If yes, how did you get to sleep?
tylenol pm

1111. He-man or she-ra?


1112. What rhymes with 'orange'?
pooange

1113. Why do guys have nipples if they will never need to feed a baby?
to twist

1114. Should there be a test before you are allowed to make a baby?
an IQ test.

1115. Have you ever swallowed a penny?
not that I remember

1116. are you a disaster?
yes

1117. Have you ever had a train running around the christmas tree?
no

1118. Are you proud of yourself?
no

1119. Who should go to hell?
bush jr

1120. Is your eyesight 20/20?
no

1121. Why aren't you happy?
my life hasn’t fallen together yet.

1122. Does it bother you when people touch you?
indeed. They give me their germs.

1123. What makes you shake like milk (see: The Cure, Let's Go To Bed)?
cookies

1124. Have you ever given away sometihing you made? what?
keychains. Bracelets. Drawings.

1125. Is it better to have kids when you are young or old?
middle.

1126. What gets your adrenaline pumping?
xbox games

1127. Is hell all fire and brimstone or is it personal for everyone like in Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey?
personal
Or does it not exist?
…

1128. Do you ever talk about yourself in the third person?
from time to time

1129. What's your favorite radio station? What kinda music do they play?
95.7. rock

1130. What did you think of these movies:
election?
never seen
gone with the wind?
classic
fight club?
LOVE IT
spiderman?
SPIDEY!!! Love it
virgin suicides?
eh
resident evil?
it was ok
Signs?
very good
muppets from space?
never seen
pearl harbor?
never seen
halloween resurrection?
don’t remember which one it is
the dark crystal?
never seen

1131. is everyone special?
in their own way

1132. Are your toes:
painted (what color)? Yes-A reddish color
manicured? no
sparkly? no
hairy? no
soft? yes
wearing a toe ring? no
do you have hobbit-feet? NO

1133. is there anyplace undiscovered ina ll the worldyes
huh?

1134. who's picture would you like to paint a target on and throw darts at?
W.

1135. Is love all you need?
yes.

1136. Wouldn't it be great if all school uniforms were neon pink, neon green and neon orange?
eww.

1137. Are you adventurous?
not really

1138. Are you afraid of mediocrity?
yes-I’m very competitive

1139. I'm starting a band. What should it's name be?
”The Cunts”

1140. What are 3 things you don't understand?
1 javascript
2 french
3 japanese

1141. What are you on about?
I should be asleep

1142. Has your diary ever been rated?
no? why would u rate a diary? U would rate someone’s deepest thoughts? oookkkkkkk

1143. Do you kiss on the first date?
if it goes well

1144. Are you very liberal or consevative?
liberal

1145. What do you like about your neighbors?
she’s helpful

1146. Whos' so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully pretty?
jessica alba

1147. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. Did you clap?
no

1148. Ice cream cake or regular cake?
ICE FREAKIN CREAM CAKE!! I’ve been craving it for DAYS now!

1149. Did you enjoy the movie 'wayne's world'?
yes

1150. Are you a Jim henson fan?
absolutely

Questions 1001-1050

1001. What made you reinvent yourself or revaluate who you are?
The fact that my sister is on a better track than I. The fact that people I graduated with are already graduating college.

1002. Name three annoying bands:
nsync, destiny’s child, and I’m going to just name an artist: Mike Jones

How annoying are The Counting Crows?
I like them, psh

1003. Have you ever been to a foam party (a big dance floor full of soap foam that people dance in at a club)? If yes did you get into the foam?
no, but I would love to

1004. Who do you take for granted?
Rashan

Who makes you feel taken for granted?
a friend or two…

1005. Short, knee, or ankle skirts?
knee-to hide my fat thighs

1006. Do you wear a hat?
sometimes

1007. Did you watch Sifl and Ollie? Huh?
Liquid Television? Wha?
The Maxx? ..?

1008. What do you like that is NOT part of pop culture?
orange juice. Man I wish I had some…

1009. What music makes you feel:
sexy? lace
passionate? rashan
violent? Annoying people
romantic? candles
sad? life
happy/joyous? rashan
ecstacy? chai

1010. Who's your favorite cartoon cat?
garfield

1011. Is breakdancing impressive?
indeed

1012. Nora Jones or Vanessa Carlton?
carlton

1013. Would you rather be a police officer or a criminal?
officer

1014. Do you believe that government decisions should be made based on economics or social reform?
pass. I’m stupid.

1015. Why do 'they' spend money to staralize needles that are going to be used to give lethal injections?
sterilize in case the corpse comes back to life and sues?

1016. This summer have you
been to the beach? It’s not summer yet? Do I have to answer this one?
been to the movies?
played mini golf?
gone for a walk?

1017. Would you rather lay in bed all night talking or have sex all night long?
talk

1018. Have you ever had tofu to eat?
Yes-in my vegetarian phase

1019. Dave mathews band sucks. This is not a question.
well that’s rude. Your mom sucks.

1018. Who needs a brain?
George W. Bush

Who needs a heart?
Dick Cheney. Ha, that worked out well.

1019. What old video should get played on mtv again?
take on me. A-ha.

1018. Christopher Cross or Kris Kross??
yes. And no.

1019. Are you a smooth operator?
Pft.

1020. Do you like the way afros look?
eh

1021. Does the moon have an affect on your mood?
no

1022. Do you feel pressure on friday and saturday to have fun, go out and party?
yes.

1023. Many people will say that Harry Potter is pure fluff with no literary value. If this is true than why are they so popular?
If it’s popular, there will always be someone to knock it. People enjoy magic and the fantasy.

1024. Is Harry Potter comparable to The Chronicles of Narnia and the Lord of the Rings?
Yes.

1025. What are you doing next wednesday?
probably playing some xbox, maybe pick up a shift at work. Or go to adventure island. o0o

1026. Why do so many people think Elvis is still alive?
Because they cannot face reality.

1027. What couldn't you live your life without?
rashan

1028. Are your hands cold?
no but my arms are

1029. Is your heart warm?
no

1030. Palm trees or snow storms?
trees

1031. What bands would be great if only the singing was edited out?
hmmmm…

1032. What fantasy book would you like to see made into a movie?
The Vampire Huntress Series by LA Banks.

1033. Do you avoid risks and if possible stay at home?
I try to avoid risks. Wouldn’t stay home.

1034. What do you think of:
Ender's Game? What is it?
Starship Troopers? bleh

1035. Would you be on that who wants to marry a millionaire show as a contestant?
no

1036. Who's a better secret keeper: guys or girls?
guys-girls feel compelled to gossip :-D

1037. What is your favorite myth?


1038. Is it easier to live when you're evil?
yes.

1039. What new cd would you be more likly to buy:
Beth Orton - Daybreaker
Bruce Springsteen - The Rising

1040. Have you ever slapped someone's ass?
Lol. Many a time.

1041. If your friend was doing dangerous drugs would you tell their parents?
It depended.

1042. Would you rather be a unicorn, mermaid/man, or a sorceress/er?
sorceress

1043. Are leather pants sexy
on someone else? yes
on you? no

1044. Did you tell someone you love them today?
yes. Rashan and random people at work.

1045. Have you ever given blood?
once. Never again. Had a HUGE bruise on my arm afterwards.

1046. Have you ever been thrown out of someplace? where and why?
nope.

1047. What do you daydream about?
winning the lotto

1048. Are you a miracle?
more of an accident

1049. If america is one nation under god then are athiests citizens? Should they be?
yes and yes

1050. What do you say after someone sneezes?
Bless you

Questions 901-950

901. Would you rather have a candle scented like blueberries and creme or butterscotch pecan pie?
the first one.

902. Which ones are fruits and which are vegetables:
banana - fruit
cucumber - veggie
tomato - fruit
apple - fruit
carrot - veggie
eggplant - veggie
cherry - fruit
pumpkin - fruit

903. Does it annoy you when people talk loudly on their cellphones in public?
YES!

904. Is love a commitment?
definitely

905. Cover or original:
Smooth criminal..is it better by michael jackson or alien ant farm

blue monday better by orgy or new order

I want candy..is it better by aaron carter or bow wow wow?

906. What is the most uncomfortable feeling?
pooping

907. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
talk to them

908. Would you ever go on that blind date show?
never ever

909. How much of your wardrobe is dry clean only?
none

910. Who's arms would you like to crawl into?
rashan

911. What the hell is your problem?
ur mom wont let me stick it in her but

912. look around you. what is the most beautiful thing you can see?
my stuffed bunny

913. what is the most beautiful thing you can't see?
hehe, rashan?

914. take a deep breath. yawn deeply. do you appreciate the the things most people take for granted? like breathing?
I take them for granted as well

915. do you appreciate breathing more when you have a cold and you're all congested and can't breathe right?
oohhh yes

916. maybe if you never got congested you would never fully be able to appreciate breathing...
hmm…

917. how is your life like a work of art?
it’s all crazy like?

918. have you ever noticed that your life influences and is influenced by so many other lives?
yes

919. has a smile ever made all the difference in the world to you?
yes J

920. have you ever looked at a tree and considered how the roots could be miles long, trailing and entwining with other roots underground, all of them holding the soil together?
no-but I will now

921. do you notice the little things in life?
only if the little things annoy me

922. were you aware that deep down, underneath all of our individual personalities we are all the same?
you mean in the most basic sense

923. do you feel a great oneness with the universe?
not at all, I wish I did. I feel like the universe’s outcast.

924. when was the last time you decided to really enjoy yourself?
whenever I decide to sleep rather than get up

925. when was the last time you set yourself free and acted without caring at all what someone else thought?
can’t remember

926. have you ever held someone and appreciated how delicate and fragile all life is and felt that they were even more precious and beautiful because one day they would die..and so will you?
wow.

927. in ten years someone else might own your house and the room you are sitting in now. someone else might be standing right next to where you are sitting now. So that means you could be standing right next to someone but you can't see them because they are ten years away.
ever look at life like that?
heh heh, so you smoke a lot?

928.when was the last time you:
soaked in a bubble bath
last night

read a good book
I’m reading one now

held someone's hand
earlier today

felt truly joyful
only when I’m in rashan’s arms

929. what do you bring to this world that no one else can?
nothing

930. have you ever thought that maybe you were part of every living thing in this world and that all those things are part of you?
yes

931. are you more afraid of death or not completely living?
not completely living

932. what was the last thing you wanted to do but didn't or couldn't do?
sleep

933. why don't you try and do that thing now?
because I can’t

934. what is the most wonderful thing happening right now in the world?


935. name 7 things going on around you that you normally wouldn't notice:
1. ..
2. …
3. ..
4. …
5. ..
6. …
7. ..

936. name three things you hate
1. people chewing ice/other crunchy foods
2. ignorance/closed-minded people
3. working

937. name one GOOD thing about each of those 3 things you hate.
1. at least those people can eat
2. …
3. you get money

938. if you can't answer question 937 it is because you are limiting yourself by catagorizing things in a black and white way. that is you either like them or you hate them.
ok

939. admit seven things you do that you are ashamed of but shouldn't be. Start by saying I'm proud because I
1.I'm proud because I
2.I'm proud because I
3.I'm proud because I
4.I'm proud because I
5.I'm proud because I
6.I'm proud because I
7.'m proud because I
I don’t think I can answer this-I don’t really feel ashamed about anything that I do

940. what qualities would you like to have as a person? list as many as you can.
funny, charming, reliability, ambition

941. how can achieve these qualities?
be more open and set goals for myself

942. are you willing to do what it takes to achieve these qualities? why or why not?
yes-I don’t want to be someone that is just drug through life

943. name one bad quality about someone you love.
rashan snores. :-D

944. name one good quality about someone you hate.
I don’t hate anyone

945. are you pro life or pro choice and why?
pro-life for the most part. You can always give up a child for adoption, so that parents who really want a child but can’t have one will have the chance.

946. try this. if you are pro life write a reason for being pro choice. if you are pro choice write a reason for being pro life.
I would accept an abortion if the mother was raped, or if the baby would harm the mother

947. can you see the beauty in:
a bumble bee: sure
a tissue box: it’s beautiful when you have a runny nose
yourself naked: no
light?: It’s helpful?

948. what are you most afraid of?
being left

949. who's life would you REALLY NOT want to ever have?
why?
a celeb’s. constantly being under scrutiny…etc…just doesn’t seem like a blast.

950. try and come up with 3 reasons why you would want their life, even if it's difficult and hard to think of any.
1. money
2. money
3. money

Questions 801-850

801. How often do you change your mood in a day?
At least 3 times.

802. When you ask people "how you doin" or "what's up", do you actually trully care about their answer or is it just something to say?
I couldn’t care less

803. Would you consider yourself to be very polite?
yes

804. Does loving start when open hearts touch and stay?
awww-how gay

805. Have you ever had a lucid dream (a dream in which you knew you were dreaming and had complete control over what happened in the dream)?
no

806. have you ever had a flying dream?
not that I remember

807. have you ever had a lucid flying dream? if not I would recommend trying to have one!
that’d be interesting

808. What's the oddest law you ever heard of?


809. What is the ultimate way to connect with another person?
stick it in their pooper

810. Can you be intimate with someone without touching them?
indeed

811. Can guys and girls ever really be 'just friends' with no interest in anything more?
absolutely

813. Are you addicted to this survey like drugs?
not yet

814. If your boy or girlfriend wanted to wait for marriage could you hold out or would you leave them or would you cheat)?
could def hold out

815. What's the longets sentance you can make using only words that start with the same letter as your first name (you can throw in small words like: the, and, by, if, a, is, then, what, we, do, see, in, out)?
the yellow cookie is ripe and seedless, taste and lick it.

816. if you had a theme song what would it be?
strawberry gashes

817. Are you cranky?
when I don’t get my sleep

818. hey.remember that fact or crap part of this survey? Did you know that the answers to that are posted in my diary (simply surveys)? It's somewhere in the 1st hundred entries in case you're curious if you got them right.
I really don’t care. But thanks.

819. Is six cats too many?
no.

820. Would you enjoy reading fairy tales written about robots?
no.

821. Which is better:
Poems that everyone can relate to
or
poems that are intensly personal to the author?
the second.

822. Is it worse to be too hot or too cold?
too hot.

823. Are you so flexible that you can put your feet behind your head?
hahahaahahahaha

824. Do you think Moby is full of himself?
absolutely

825. Is smoking a turn on or gross?
gross

826. What is the one way you wouldn't want to die?
burn to death

827. Which is sillier:
a cowboy hat?
or
a rasta hat?
my mema wearing a rast hat

828. How can anyone get a computer job and sit on their ass all day? I'd go nuts.
are u kiddin? I’d freaking love it

829. Which science class would you rather take:
human nutrition
or
meteorology
meteorology

830. Have you ever taken honers courses?
yes, and obviously you haven’t (honers?)

831. What do you think of crop circles?
they are amazing
where do they come from?
aliens, duh!

832. Do you think it's messed up that the USA government knows that terrorists are planning to target our nuclear power plants but still will not shut them down to prevent the attack?
let’s not get started on them

833. When was the last time you screwed up big time?
about a year ago

834. You have a choice. What do you eat:
a veggie burger
a turkey dog
a cheese sandwich
veggie burger

835. Would you find it odd if you were email/chatting with a teacher?
I have emailed a former teacher back n forth.

836. Do you have a paper journal also?
yes

837. VHS or DVD?
dvd

838. vinyl, cassette tape, or cd?
cd

839. Have you ever seen the video/heard the song days go by, by dirty vegas?
yes…
does it rule?
uhm?

840. MTV: should it play all videos or all shows?
videos

841. Why does P!nk have fans?
why do people find jeffree star so amazing??

842. What does the expression 'touch and go' mean?
when people touch your butt and run

843. Caffiene or alcohol?
caffeine

844. Betty or Veronica?
betty

845. What book are you reading right now?
Tuesdays with Morrie

846. Is the news too depressing?
it’s sad/sickening/maddening.

847. Would you rather have a stuffed lion, elephant, pig or duck?
duck

848. Are you late for a very important date?
no time to say hello, goodbye I’m LATE I’m LATE I’m LATE!

849. Ever use star 69?
which one is that?

850. Is everyone as smart as you?
Pfft, they wish.