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THE NEXT MELO SUPERLATIVE IS....!!!
Favorite Tattooed Meloer!
Nominations (self and otherwise) are open!
Keep in mind, everyone has tattoos now a days. If the person you are thinking of has a few small pieces this is not really a category for them!
This is for those with larger scale pieces / larger amounts of tattoos and other body modification work.
So get on with the nominating!
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How Melo Works: A Nutshell (Brought to you by myself and thecolorofdirt)
Melo is always there for you, until it's not.
Then you are told how to handle it's temperamental attitude.
It's handlers swoop in and give you magical promises. Just hang in there guys!!!
But in the morning you find nothing magical and your wallet and shoes are missing.
Oh wait, did I just copy and paste the front page post that finally was changed?
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Sexual frustrations?
Leave your touches and bangs here and I will sort them and take care of them for you. :]
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APP?
Why run it into the ground when you can burn it to the ground and blame the leprechaun.
No I figured it was FourSquare because your coworkers are so damned juvenile in their behavior that they would double tap even after you called no double taps.
Where do you think I work? Yahoo?
Tattoos are lame!!! Only losers get tattoos!!!!!!!!
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So, I guess that means explosives are out too. What about, just for grins, putting a mini fridge under your desk?
Somehow. I would end up getting in trouble.
Put silly snakes in the container. That way when the person opens it they will get hit by spring loaded food covered silly snakes. It will make the thief totally obvious, and ruin their clothes. Since you will know the snakes are in there you can reach in and get them out without them exploding on you.
It is kind of like how banks try to slip an exploding dye pack in when they get robbed.
It would be a shame if the food had a laxative in it.
HOLY FUCK ME THEY LOOK DELICIOUS
DEV PLZ SEND ME FEWD THNX <3STAR
Is your food labelled with your name?
I'm not typically a fan of him, but I loved this!
The protein was a part of the recipe. Maybe I will try a different recipe of the same flavor and see if the texture is any better.
Those look good. Maybe the protein through it off a bit. As long as they taste good.
I am about to post a photo but they turned out a little weird so I want to tweak the recipe!
Wahhh, what is a pumpkin protein muffin? Can we have the recipe?
An old couple is sitting in church one morning, listening to a sermon, when the wife whispers, “I just let out a silent fart. What should I do?”
Her husband whispers back, “Well, for starters, I think you better put a new battery in that hearing aid.”
I am glad I am not sitting next to you right now as I am guessing either you or one (or more) of your coworkers are letting go of some real stinkers.
Is that a complaint about me not knowing something about your complaining habits now? :P
Yes, I complain a lot, don't you know this by now?
I nominate Periculum. Dinquelberg has some pretty tattoos.
i dont know anobody with a huge tattoo other than jonah. and i dont know that his arm counts as a huge tattoo. anything bigger than a penny counts as huge to me, though lol.
I need more bossy butch female friends who think I'm cute enough to hit on ;)
Sadly, boys are easy and plentiful here and women who are my type are incredibly rare here - bleh :<
Sorry that I am not happy enough for you. I cannot be sunshine, lollipops and rainbows all of the time you know!
Was that gspot you complaining about the amount of complaining that you do?
No becuase I would win hands down! Imagine if you had to hear it in person all the time. It's not fun.
Can the category be "Biggest Complainer About Homework"? :P
I don't know who this is. But she looks like shit in the first picture anyways...?
If I was going to be chopping a cord of wood with an axe, I'd wear this guy's shirt, sleeves cut off, over a white T-shirt. Jeans though, no zip off silliness.
Meth is no joke. Nor is Heroin. Especially when you do them both like this skeleton has been.
You need to get a Nike running band and log your runs. It's a great motivator.
inelegant_x
About Me
I wish that I was strong.
I wish that I was wrong.
Tangible Ghost of Me
Birthday:
Dec 31 1986
Chat Name:
Reserved
Disposition:
Filled to the brim
Location:
Somewhere else
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| Comical |
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| my body my canvas. |
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Statistics
Today:
| Banged | 20 |
| Posts | 2 |
| Gspots | 6 |
| Hits | 48 |
| Touched | 1 |
| Virgins | 1 |
All Time:
| Bangs | 155 |
| Banged | 18,071 |
| Posts | 4,178 |
| Gspots | 30,733 |
| Hits | 126,544 |
| Touches | 45,246 |
| Touched | 31,152 |
| Virgins | 1,245 |
| Karma | 2,943 |
Details
| Joined | Nov.09.06 |
| Online | Jun.19.13 |
Because knowing her luck she would bank in on ins money somehow.