I feel like everyone made a plan to escape the home town, why was I the only one who actually did it? Now everyone is home together and I am here by myself. FML

I just ate my body weight in fast food... my tummy hurts...sad face

I cant stay at my parents, I cant stay with my friends, and I cant be by myself... I think Ill take a year off and backpack around europe.

Well my College program is coming to an end with only 1 week left. My roommates have been nothing short of interesting. I have a jew from coneticut, a tool form boston, a wigger form vergina beach, a weird kid from buffalo, A gay from Michigan (my best friend who was teremed 1/2 throu), and a chinneese douche. and even tho every single one of them pissed me off one way or another, I will miss them all and I am going to hate to say good bye. I LOVE YOU; MIKE, DAN, ALEX, JOSH, PAT, AND PIKACHU AKA PAN (his real name)!!!!!!!

WTF! I just went all over orlando. Let me explane. Today I woke up at 6am to go to work , I get to work, and my eye was bothering me. my manager told me to go to epcot where the health place is for disney cast members. I went to take the bus back to my apartment to change but missed it and had to wait 30 mins for the next one, once it got there it drove to the animal kingdome lodge, vista way, the commons, b4 I got home, I changed, waited 15 mins for the epcot bus, it went to the commons, vista, then epcot. I walked to east bum fuck to get to the health place, they told me my eye was infected and to go to animal kingdom to hand in paper work to my manager then go to the doctor. i took a short cut bus from epcot to animal kingdom (20 mins totall). walked forever and a day to get to my manager, hand in paper work, road a bike all the way to where my bus is in just enough time to c it leave. waited another 30 mins for it to come back. it again went to the AKL, the commons, vist, then my apartment. i then hopped in the car w/ my room mate went to the doctors, waited a hour, got my eye drops, then came home not one time did I relax, i started at 6am, it is now 5pm and i am home THANK GOD

My parents went to vegas, they sent me a shirt that says "I am 2 girls short of a 3 sum" wow thanks mom and dad. i am 1/2 across the country and even they can tell i am not getting laied

pokemon (my asian roommate) is pissing me off. he comes home form work at 2 in the morning and turns on every light wile i am sleeping, and today he woke me up because he was texting and it took him 1/2 hour to type 5 words. TURN THAT SHIT ON VIb. and then i just came home from breakfest at McDonalds, so ofcourse i need to shit, but he just walked into the bathroom, takes a shower, gets ready in there, THEN TAKES ANOTHER FUCKING SHOWER! WTF. may 16th cant come soon enough

So my china-man is down here now ant hes cool, so me and my room mates went out and bought him a cake to welcome him. we went online and saw what the chineese symbols r for welcome, and drew them on the cake. (I know i am a sweet heart) but we also put some trick candles on it (uk the ones when you blow them out, the come back on) well he comes home with a few of his lady friends from china ( i shit you not their names were candy and cindy) well when he went to blow out the candles ofcourse they come back on. he was so confused and candy is just like ohhh it went back. i was dieing. i guess u had to be there, but i am still laughing about it lol.

True Life: I am a Disney slave and broke as hell

Ok so as you know i am living in disney. well my roommate, Josh, just got termanated. I am soo upset. he is like my best friend down here. i did not cry when he told me, but when i came home today and found out that he had to be gone earlyer, and i saw that my room was sooooo empty w/o him, And he left a note saying goodbye, i started crying my eyes out. THIS SUX ASS.

backstage at disney blows. I saw cinderella in the break room, she said son of a bitch, then went outside to smoke a cig. CINDERELLA what the fuck are you doing. pull your life together! what a dream crusher. 10 bucks says mini is pregnet with goofy's child, and aladen and prince charmming are datting.

OMG i can't wait for march. my family and friends come down and c me. and its awesome my family comes for one week then my friends the next wee. i just hope that i will get enough time off and still have enough mony to pay my rent. also i have not had a good meel in 2 months. OMG i m sooooo hungry. if someone could send me down some fuckin' food that would e super

Ok just a few things that i have to say

that move something about a shopaholic, i hate when people add aholic at the end of what ever they r addicted to. wtf is shopahol or chocohal its annoying

also i hope my roommate moves out, i hate him

and one more thing fuck Kanye West. god i hat that arrogant prick. its so upsetting when i like his music, cuz i hate him as a person. he said that he should be comparied to jesus, and just stupid things that i would expect from a normal black person. stop being so fuckin' stupid. ... ASS

The Ens

If you want to keep talking shit go a head, But at the end of the day everyone still loves me, and they want you to stop wineing like a little Bitch that you are.