Happy b day mother fuc*&r

4-24-84 hey whats up everybody, today i am 18 and it’s pretty tight. i am "illegal" for my younger friends lol but it’s ok. Haven bought any porn yet no strip club yet no cigs or tobacoo lol. I should prob by a pack of lucky strikes or marlboro reds , some skoal chewing tobaco, a porn mag, and go to a strip club while chewing, smoking , folding out the centerfold and getting a lap dance all at the same time. Haha wonder what that’d be like (prob swallow the tobacco throw up on the dancer drop my cig on my arm and then have the cig light the porno on fire and then have the whole club go down in flames- just an imaginative scenario lol). Anyway it’s cool being 18.

Last weekend i went to 3 parties on friday night an one was broken up by a helicopter, what the hell is that about? dont the cops have better things to allocate their resources toward?
4-20 on sat went to 2 parties but they were dumb and i didnt smoke out. was an ok night though.

I’m gonna see In Flames and Iced Earth on Tuesday as a Bday present from a friend shouyld be cool. THen next Thursday Im gonna see SLAYER. I can’t fucking wait. B day presents from my parents was stuff for my car. Later everyone take it easy.

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