jewbakaucfg

it's everything i was expecting and more

totally worth every cent i spent on the ultimate edition. gow3 is amazing!

On top of the Dragonballs, I have Pandora's Box

Bow to my infinite power

corey haim died

it's about god damn time!

why would somebody want to fuck up the wall?

honestly .. it's just pathetic. and then to taunt sara with it? i mean .. how much of a life can somebody really lead to do that to this trifle of a website.

i'd like to thank the academy

for not making avatar best picture

USA Olympic Hockey

Congrats to the Americans for taking down the number 1 seeded Canadian team! America is now number 1! Maybe we can actually win the gold this time!

Also, happy anniversary to the American hockey team that played in the Miracle on Ice. It is one of the greatest moments in American Olympic sports

tagging

yeah, i'm gonna add tags to everything i post. i aim to have the longest list of tags for any user on the site. suck on that!

happy chinese new year!

year of the tiger, bitches!

i'm going to be a second cousin :-)

my only cousin, that i know about, on my father's side of the family just found out she's pregnant.

maybe if it's a boy she'll name it David

looking for movies/anime to download

Tags: anime, movies

So other than Bleach I haven't been following any anime lately. I've considered revisiting older stuff like Neon Genesis or Esaflowne .. not really into it right now, though.

I wish there was a new Macross series. Dear god do i love me some Macross. Maybe i could look into Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood. I'm open to other suggestions! I like sci-fi/horror/fantasy kinds of stuff. Or, if something is funny, insightful, or thought provoking.

Also, instead of renting movies, i download them. I know .. I'm a pirate. Big fucking deal. Anyways, suggestions for movies to download?

zombie bites

Tags: zombies

The Zombie Bite Calculator
Created by Oatmeal

random tour? WELCOME!

now fuck off. i don't care that you found me via the random tour. don't tell me. don't gspot me anything unless it's insightful, witty, entertaining, thought provoking, or a response to something that i posted.

other than that .. have yourself a wonderful day. now go suck down some paint thinner.

There was a tiny insignificant football game played tonight

and it was called the SUPER BOWL!

Congratulations to the New Orleans Saints and all of their fans. 42 years in the making. They can now no longer be called the "Aint's"

who's next? Kansas City?

even though you can't truly define what it is to be Dave, this comes pretty close.

1. Dave

A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.
Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.
dave cool awesome amazing the best
by Frank Joe Oct 26, 2006 share this
2. Dave

1. Beloved
2. Better than David
3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.
1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang.
2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next.
3. Ur Getting a Dave!

-from urbandictionary.com-

Bring Back Ecto Cooler

if you don't know about ecto cooler then you suck.

however, for those of us that remember and love this delicious Hi-C flavor then join the facebook group!

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=280337826551#/group.php?gid=280337...

do it now!

idiotic football talk from an idiot

Tags: idiot, patrick

Patrick posted this on my gspot 2 days after a discussion on the wall about NFL OTAs:

otcs are organized team activities , and frave didn't really miss much if any of them because he hasn't been on the teams while the ones in preseason were going on , in the last few teams he was on
but he's usually going through retirement and deciding to play every year for the past 4 years and he'll probobly come back, and they don't have any options except kerry collins, chad pennington and maybe michael vick, they think Donavin Mcnabb is an option and he's probobly not , unless they draft a quarter back and start building a team

If you know anything about the NFL in the past 5 or so years then you know this is complete bull shit. But hey, this was from Patrick after all. he can't even spell names or the original topic correctly.

Just trying to make sense of that makes my head hurt. Isn't it time to do away with Patrick once and for all?

RISE UP!

GANG GREEN!

THE MEAN GREEN MANNING KILLING MACHINE!!!

HERE!
WE!
GO!

J!
E!
T!
S!
JETS!
JETS!!
JETS!!!!!!

elite logs ... wtf?

Tags: bug, elite, logs, melo, old

i clicked my logs today and it brought back a bunch of old logs.

wondering if this is part of a bug ... if it's mentioned on the front page i didn't read that .. i never do ...

anyways .. it was also kind of interesting to see some of my old posts that i'd forgotten about. thanks, bug!

a friend is lost

Chris "Gravel" Rooks was killed in a car accident a few nights ago.

He was a good friend of mine from high school. We worked out together. We rocked out together. We cracked jokes and created general chaos with our group of friends.

He was a troubled soul, truly a diamond in the rough, but a good guy and loyal to a fault.

My friend Matt said it best, "Today, we have lost a brother. He was a force."

I last saw him at a Metallica concert years ago. I wish I had kept better contact with him. He will be missed.

melo has become so ... lame

what happened to people with a sense of fucking humor? where did the open minded nonjudgmental people go?

Martin Brodeur

is a goaltending beast!

congrats to him and his 104th shutout which sets the NHL record

DBZ Abridged/Team Four Star has moved

if you haven't seen Dragonball Z Abridged on youtube .. SHAME ON YOU!

Team Four Star was kicked off of youtube for legal reasons about blah blah fucking blah ...

anyfuck, they have their own website now which demands your IMMEDIATE bookmarking

http://www.tfsabridged.com/

enjoy!

Happy Hanukkah, douche bags!

yup yup! to all you jews out there .. enjoy a wonderful festival.

to all nonjews ... i guess you can enjoy it too. BUT NO PRESENTS FOR YOU! and if you don't shut up about it i'll shove some crusty hanukkah gelt and a wooden dreidel up your ass.

GoW3 Demo

IS FUCKING SCRUMPTIOUS!!!!!

but damn, two and a half gigs for a 10 minute demo? haha

so, melo 3.0 ...

wtf has changed?

all this emo vampire shit has got to stop

seriously .. it's trash. fucking garbage.

i love ewe

http://www.muttonbone.com/

don't know why i just remembered this site .. but .. whatever. it makes me laugh

IGN lists it's top 25 anime characters of all time

http://movies.ign.com/articles/103/1036651p5.html

Results of my poll: hardest job in sports?

hardest job in sports?

12% said nascar driver
8% said baseball pitcher
50% said hockey goal keeper
12% said football quarterback
19% said soccer goal keeper

Total Votes: 26

HEY CENTRAL FLORIDA! Cypress Dome presents Dennis Covington

The Writers in the Sun Series and Cypress Dome Present: Dennis Covington
Date: Thursday, October 8, 2009
Time: 7:30p.m. - 10:30p.m.
Place: UCF Main Campus Orlando, FL; In the Nicholson School of Communications Building, Room 101.
Dennis Covington is the author of two novels and three nonfiction books, including the 1995 National Book Award-finalist Salvation on Sand Mountain, which was reissued in 2009.
His articles have appeared in the New York Times, Vogue, Esquire, Georgia Review, Redbook, the Oxford American, and other periodicals, and his work has been widely anthologized in the U.S. and translated into eight languages abroad. His most recent book is Redneck Riviera: Armadillos, Outlaws, and the Demise of an American Dream. He has won the Rea Non-Fiction Prize and fellowships from the National Endowment for the Arts. He is a professor of English at Texas Tech University.

please let me know if you are interested in going so i can get credit towards my internship :-)

guestbook

hatred's picture
Re: public

faggot

gotterdammerung's picture
Re: Pretty much the best day I've had in a long time

AW MAN, YOU GOT REAL DRAGONBALLS?!

oona's picture
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I think you mean that in a good way??? o_O

gotterdammerung's picture
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Oh jesus christ, I can't even imagine.

oona's picture
Re: it's everything i was expecting and more



Happy St Patrick's Day!

iameviljeter's picture
Re: On top of the Dragonballs, I have Pandora's Box

But do you have the Infinity Gauntlet, Mjolnir, "ultimate" Mjolnir, Stormbreaker, and a bag of chips?

iameviljeter's picture
Re: I call forth Shenron to grant my wish!

Fuck Shenron...it's all about Porunga.

fullmetalpanda's picture
Re: I call forth Shenron to grant my wish!

HAHAHA
This entry is made of win.

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: public

not zombie .. zombo! just go to http://www.zombo.com and enjoy. make sure you have speakers that are turned on. its not a prank or anything loud. just listen and laugh.

oona's picture
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No. Dun like zombie stuff, sorry. :)

iameviljeter's picture
Re: What kind of skank waits for a giant convention to get her ass tattooed?

Then don't hate on the skanky ho-bag...hate on the retard tattoo artist that went ahead and did it anyways. Th skanks were just taking advantage of a situation, can't really blame them too much for it...unless their snatches stank like week old chicken that's been sitting in the trash.

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: What kind of skank waits for a giant convention to get her ass tattooed?

no, not really. i just think that such tattoos should be done at a shop, not at a family event. well, what is supposed to be a family event. i would think that the shop would have the common sense to refuse to tattoo an ass in public like that. guess not

iameviljeter's picture
Re: What kind of skank waits for a giant convention to get her ass tattooed?

As pissed as you sound about this...these bitches must've been suffering from a case of "cottage cheese ass".

dreamstalker's picture
Re: NO FAT CHICKS!

I read in the paper today that there was an anime inspired fashion show and get together at the University of Wisconsin- Milwaukee today. There was an open invitation for people to show up dressed in costume. The only people I could picture in my mind being there were those that you just described... Oh, and the ones who would try their hands with the harpoons.

Gigli's picture
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Anime is the lowest form of entertainment.

brandillio's picture
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brandillio's picture
Re: have you ever used a bra for a double barrel sling shot?

i think the lack of stability through the cups would cause you to lose accuracy due to their penchant to collapse like a clam when you draw them back by the mid point between cups. if you somehow added a stabalization device(such as a bar that would cause the cups to retain their side-by-side position) you may be able to make it work.

cecelia's picture
Re: public

you left a gspot on someones page about having a melo get together in orlando, and i think that is a greeaat idea lol

uncoiledxkitten's picture
Re: have you ever used a bra for a double barrel sling shot?

No! But that is a fucking great ass idea..

biohazard's picture
Re: if you are going to spout some bull shit on my page

Goodness, someone's butthurt today..

jewbakaucfg's picture
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just checking

poisonivy's picture
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lol ewww no

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: if you are going to spout some bull shit on my page

though you agree with me, please remove your hands from your wrists with a hack saw. you completely missed the point.

biohazard's picture
Re: if you are going to spout some bull shit on my page

I agree with everything you said. Kill everyone. Ugh.

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: corey haim died

glad to read it, bitch. now get back on your corner and make my money.

Peace2themax's picture
Re: corey haim died

Oh so now I do bitch things, I see.... Thank you for making me realize this. I will forever seek your wisdom.

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: corey haim died

you're a bitch because you say and do bitch things.

Peace2themax's picture
Re: corey haim died

I'm a bitch for saying my opinion. Hmmm....

letteminakai's picture
Re: corey haim died

LMAO! I feel the same way XD

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: corey haim died

and i'm saying i don't care about you or your opinion. you can go die and join corey haim in hell, for all i care. you're a bitch. keep your opinions to yourself.

Peace2themax's picture
Re: corey haim died

All I was saying was that it wasn't cool. Just putting my opinion out there.

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: corey haim died

i care what you think? no .. no i do not.

and it's only not cool to those that are not cool.

Peace2themax's picture
inelegant_x's picture
Re: i'd like to thank the academy

amen!

i think i may have cried.

xxxemochicxxx's picture
Re: USA Olympic Hockey

Ah... Too bad they didn't win. That was a good game tho.

bigcatpants's picture
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i like the amount of 1s and 2s in that date. :-p

jewbakaucfg's picture
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it says when you clik on the wall, "fix this exploit, sara."

oona's picture
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I have to take the style of my FF to even see it, but I dun see anything new since that asshole jumpy was on at lunchtime posting all those gross images. Then later accident came on the active users list and the wall screwed up again like last night.

jewbakaucfg's picture
Re: why would somebody want to fuck up the wall?

load up the wall and find out

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