jonah
In brightest day . . .
Call me Jonah. My parents did, or nearly did. They called me John. Jonah--John--if I had been a Sam, I would have been a Jonah still--not because I have been unlucky for others, but because somebody or something has compelled me to be certain places at certain times, without fail. Conveyances and motives, both conventional and bizarre, have been provided. And, according to plan, at each appointed second, at each appointed place, this Jonah was there.
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When I close my eyes and think about it, I can hardly believe everything that's happened to me. I am just, you know, a guy. No more special than anybody else. And look what I've become. I didn't ask for any of this. Any of this.
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Hahaha, "She looked hungover, and it was like, 8pm" Lol.
ahahhaa i forgot about the man spoon. i need to add it to my front page list of created words and phrases.
That's pretty great. I used to have a pretty kick ass green lantern layout, but since the big swap to new melo, it's just been colors.
A friend of mine was using her husbands money to pay for it, because he pissed her off and she thought it would be funny. lmao. Then there had been a glitch on the site and the Elite accounts got messed up, so when I reported this, Melo gave me a free one year membership, which has since expired. BUT it was fun while it lasted.
I just miss all the stuff you could do to the page. I had this Superman layout with a custom banner that had the Superman logo and colors, with the melo text through it, and in the middle of the banner it said Superdramatic. Or something like that.
Thanks, man. So far so good.
Once I start posting more random shit, we'll see.
Oh, man, I love elite. I haven't had it in a while (due to money issues as well), but I'd love to get it back one of these days.
Anyway, welcome back to melo. I hope it's as ridiculous as you remember it being. haha
[wipes forehead] Phew. Good to know. [relax the crack] XD
Yeah, that shit would be to me like Velcro was to whoeverthefuck.
Yeah, I had two before this, Nillx and Fuckero. This is a new name.
I'm hoping this is the last one I have to make.
I miss my Elite status. [laughs] If I had the money to spare at the moment, that shit would be MINE.
Don't worry, man. I don't chloroform dudes. Thought dick resistant underpants is a million dollar idea.
Are you on the same username this time around, or a new one? I've gone through three myself before I found my niche here as jonah.
I feel like I should be arming myself with a taser right now, or at least putting on my special, dick resistant underpants.
PLEASE SIR, NOT THE POOPER.
NOT UNTIL YOU'VE AT LEAST BOUGHT A GIRL A DRINK.
lol
That cloroform thing was the last thing I said on here before I left. Wasn't as popular then. Before, people were just like... Uh, attacked any Football players lately there, Ace?
Handy And Mandy are TERRIFYING.
D: pesky moms loving their kids and not wanting them kidnapped. she's super adorable though. i'm not so sure about handy and mandy though.
I don't know if my mom would be into that idea. But we can all make tutus together.
i want to kidnap your sister please.
Your sister is crazy adorable!!!!
it was the first thing I got when I came home. it was like, the sweetest most delicious burger I've ever tasted.
http://theworldsbestever.com/2010/09/02/the-hipster-dinosaur-coloring-book/
this is "look at that fucking hipster" status, so i thought of ashley. and then i thought of you. =)
hi!
Do you have tbs's live from Orensanz album? I just got it so if you want I can make you a copy.
I hope you never imagine Green Lantern raping a bear with a big green dick. in a box.
you would explode with pleasure.
Man, Bears will now go onto the list of things that, when mentioned, I think of you. They are as follows:
Green Lantern
Rape
Dicks (in boxes or otherwise)
and now Bears.
I can't decide if this is awesome or slightly creepy.
This just in: Some gals just suck at leaving Melo.
One such failure is waving at you right now.
*waves*
I'm alright.
I rarely ever get on aim. but I do facebook quite a bit (cause I'm lame.)
I gotta get me some of this tagging action. And that sounded way worse than I meant it to.
I want one of those tagging-thingies on MY Melo...
~envy~
Someone FINALLY notices.
I've been tagging most of my entries "pizzarape" for months. Just for the specific purpose of making that the biggest thing on my tag cloud.
By the way, I find it completely hilarious that one of the biggest tags you have is 'pizzarape'. Classy. :P
jonah
About Me
Give a boy a hammer, and the whole world becomes a nail.
Real Name:Jonah Able-Exeley "Lantern" Archer
Birthday:
Sep 20 1985
Disposition:
Unmedicated, Unmitigated
Location:
Los Angeles, CA
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Statistics
Today:
| Banged | 3 |
| Posts | 1 |
| Gspots | 1 |
| Hits | 36 |
| Touched | 4 |
All Time:
| Bangs | 94 |
| Banged | 558 |
| Posts | 2,331 |
| Gspots | 7,198 |
| Hits | 35,402 |
| Touches | 213 |
| Touched | 1,426 |
| Virgins | 20 |
| Karma | 1,639 |
Details
| Joined | Apr.12.06 |
| Online | Sep.05.10 |
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