jonni

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So far 10 books have been sold.

Also, today is a meloversary of mine?

Excellent.

A note

I just wanted to make sure everyone knew:

The book Melodrama Tic is not actually something Sara helped create. Originally it started as a book about art from people who just so happened to be on this website, but it morphed into a book representing melo, which was not my original intent. In order to be a true Melo Book, Sara wanted the cover to be spiff, an spiff intro, and everything spiff. She also wanted to make money off the book, to support melo.

Price: I can't lower the price. It's set at the minimum it can go that Blurb.com sets. But I have kept the price at a minimum, and am not making any profit off of this (partly because I am generous, mostly because I don't want to get sued later. I am poor enough as it is). So, just keep that in mind.

Content: I only put in what you guys gave me. And those that have ordered, if it seems like I put a lot of MY photos in, I only intended to put one or two. I ended up filling blank spaces with my photos to make submissions look better on the page. It's not an ego thing. (And I couldn't pull off a picture from Google. And some writing pieces just looked better coupled with a photo. So I did what I could with matching other submissions with writing pieces, but some just wouldn't fit and/or weren't big enough, etc.)

Title: The title was simply going to be Melodramatic, but since I wasn't going to use Sara's help, I wanted it to be something similar, easy to pick up by the users of this site, but NOT Melodramatic. I was going to use an anagram of the word, such as Oracle Dammit, or Aromatic Meld, but Melodrama Tic sounded the best.

User Names: I kept people's submissions under (those that gave me them anyway) their user names because I believe that an individual's user name is the intellectual property of the user, not Sara, since the user created it. Even though Sara owns the site it's used on. I may be wrong legally, but I can only hope Sara does not sue me.

LONG ASS TIME IT TOOK TO MAKE THIS THING: Sorry. It was a combination of me being pregnant, giving birth, taking care of a newborn - 8 month old, starting work up again, and laziness. That and a lot of times I was very unmotivated by the amount of work to be done. Why? Because Blurb.com uses a program to make these books called Booksmart, and there are only so many format types to use for the pages. Which I didn't like. So for the majority of the pages I just ended up using the biggest picture format (used for photography books) and put everything together in Photoshop, making a large 3000x2555 .jpeg. This was somewhat tricky because I didn't know how big things would be in real life, on a real page, so some text might be a bit small. In the final revision I tried to go back and make everything bigger. This happened because I tried to cram everything on as little pages as possible. In the end I just gave up and let the book expand a little, so things would actually be readable.

IN THE END, I still have the utmost respect for Sara, her work here, and the users who helped create this book. I can't say I had fun composing this, but I am still glad I did make it. I really hope everyone enjoys the book.

Thanks everyone. And spread the word.

HOLY SHIZZ [The book is done!]



I will be sending out individual notices later tonight. Anyone that orders and gets a book before me, let me know if you spot any typos!

This is the cheapest it goes with as many pages it is!

66 pages of melo user goodness!

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Edit: As of December 7th, 6 copies have been ordered. Way to go guys!

Edit 2: There are holiday shipping options! For the U.S, UK, Europe, Australia, Hawaii, Alaska, and Canada! Click HERE To see them all and their corresponding codes to enter at checkout.

SO GET THIS [Melo Book]

I AM ALMOST DONE.

FUCKIN AWESOME.

Only the back cover left to draw!

YAYYYYYYYOUHAVENOIDEAHOWHAPPYIFUCKINGAM

*calm*

So, turns out there were more mistakes to fix than I thought. Also, Booksmart was giving me a ration of shit about my index, and then I realized I had omitted like... 10 fucking people from the list. So, I've been sitting here for four hours working on this book. But thank god everything is done. I've double-checked everything and I think it's all pretty good looking.

I predict I will be submitting this thing to Blurb.com by this weekend, and it will be available to everyone to buy. I don't want to wait another two weeks for it to get to me, and then have me proofread it (Though I would really REALLY like to proofread it before it goes out to everyone). I want to be DONE with this stupid thing.

In other news, here is the list of entrants in the book:

Alex Ramsden 2
Aliyah Lauver 61
Allichia Ornelas 34
Amanda Bure - Somberlullaby 3
Amanda Fowler 3, 4
Amanda Jane 40
Amy Leigh - Sweetcatastrofy 9-10
Andrea Sisson - Nocturnal_star 18
Andy Orrey 8
Anh Nguyen 6
Ashleigh Eisenbach - Pretty_in_pain 4
Ashley - Necrology 8
Astoria Ane Straye 11
Aurora Belova 16, 35
Bainiel 12, 24
Beth Winnekins - Jinxdkarma 43
Brokenhearted67 43
Caragh Finnan 55
Chrystian Foy 53, 56
Coldmaggot 5
Connor Crow - Cacography 53, 56
Conspiracy420 19
Corey R. - Bitchtits 7
Craig Jonathan 20, 36
Daddymen 53
Daniel White 5
Danielle Smith - Midnightcowgirl 51
Dawn Jones 50
Dbiispoorldaer 21-23, 46-47, 59-60
Diana Alexander - Daalex 62
Die_in_twine 25
D-san 26
Elizabeth Kiss - A_tacky_girl 7
Emolosesgirl 40
Eric Alexander - Alaskan_husky 18
Franny - Urgarbage13 43
Fruchtig 42
G.A Rich - Talldarkmystere 26, 36
Gabrielle Sturchio - Zenithian 20
Heidi Ackley 36
Ivy McDonald 38-39
Jabe 61
Jara Gavin 42
Jennie French 42
Jennifer Ellen Krumm - Drowninginlies 57
Jennifer Kirkeby - Touchmygspot 11
Jess McDonell 52
Jess Winiarczyk 57
Jessica Jackson 6
Jordan Baker 27
Kathleen Serene 55
Kimberly Whipple 6
Kristina - Periculum 17
Laura Wildman 42
Layla Burke Hastings - Lithespirit 54
Lola Biddle 17
Lonedarkwolf 9 57
Maggie Dempsey

Eyes affixed on all and none.

Layout created by: Periculum

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xlithiumxbabyx's picture
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Just here to say thank you so much for making Melodrama Tic and it was an honour to have my work in there. My mother bought me the book for Christmas and it really is amazing, and a credit to yourself and all the melo users who have work in there. Thanks :) x

saintj's picture
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HMV doll

skettios's picture
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HAPPY MELOVERSARYYYYYYYYYY ♥

broken_thought's picture
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Happy meloversary hun

letteminakai's picture
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Happy Meloversary ^_^

kryptonite's picture
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I'll buy 5

harlequingirl's picture
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It IS your meloversary! How could I not remember that, with it also being my bubby's birthday?

Have a wonderful meloversary =]

skyelass's picture
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happy meloversary!!
i'll get the book as soon as i get some extra cash!

kornzilla2k1's picture
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i really need to buy a book but i'm broke! ahhhh!!! happy meloversary

infukt's picture
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Wow, 5 years on this name.

junkiegyrl's picture
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happy meloversary

farrinl's picture
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yes, what slops said

slops's picture
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happy melo day

skitzostrife's picture
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Ordered my copy =)

skettios's picture
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I placed my order

skettios's picture
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I'm gonna buy the book today or tomorrow and my boyfriend is going to be pissed becauseI need to save my momney but I NEED ITTTTTTTTTTTT

touchmygspot's picture
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Ohh yeah. I remember that now! Sweet. I forgot all about that lol.

xsuperturtlex's picture
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yeah shes totally big lol. 18 pounds 10 ounces.

meinkampf's picture
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ima purchase a copy.

xsuperturtlex's picture
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I posted three :)

tarynhatesyou's picture
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ordering one now. woot!

dbiispoorldaerr's picture
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Ms. Jonni, this entire effort of Melodrama-Tic has done something to me.

All I can say is thank you for what is about to happen.

cacography's picture
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Chicheemonah!

kylethebassist's picture
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i hope the book does really well

inukshuk's picture
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Ok. where can we order it?

kornzilla2k1's picture
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thank you. i don't know when i'll be able to purchase mine but i will... also WTF? why did they take it off the front page? :"(

kylethebassist's picture
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congrats on the book!

candy's picture
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Posted on melo FP

shadow_partner's picture
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holycrapholycrapholycrap!!!!

i'm soooo stoked it's done! i'm ordering one tomorrow most likely lol

skitzostrife's picture
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Yay! Thank you for all your hard work =)

midnightcowgirl's picture
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i just realized what story it was. jesus that's terrible and doesn't deserve to be in there with all the other fine melo writers. i'm so embarassed.

midnightcowgirl's picture
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i just realized that i bet my story is complete and utter freaking crap.

touchmygspot's picture
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lol, what did i contribute? and i have a horrible memory.

shineofbullets's picture
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Look great. :)

kornzilla2k1's picture
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so i'm on page 28? Awesome! I must get a copy of this book

lithespirit's picture
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Thank you so much for the update. You have made my day, month and week.
I love the book and I will be ordering one.
Great idea, Great work, Great Great Greate

alexapathetic's picture
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I've not been here in some great length of time, imagine my suprise to find that the Melo book is done-finished-completed. I'm so grateful to have something that I wrote included, and shall make sure to order a copy within the near future, many thanks. x

nick_narcotic's picture
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the book looks amazing my lovely, all yerr hard work finally paid off, congrats my lovely, I hope you believe it was worth it?

meinkampf's picture
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OH GOD I NEVER CONTRIBUTED TO THE BOOK AHHHHHH

touchmygspot's picture
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lol what melo book? I don't remember knowing about this book.

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