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Alton Brown is GOOD.
I met Alton Brown on the 29th.
He wore a kilt.
And I’ll be seeing him again on the 14th. I’d like someone to go with me. We’ll see, we’ll see.
He wore a kilt.
And I’ll be seeing him again on the 14th. I’d like someone to go with me. We’ll see, we’ll see.
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I get action.
Still not a lot going on.
I work and read Hunter S. Thompson books all day long.
Here are two pics from the Ferris Wheel.
I work and read Hunter S. Thompson books all day long.
Here are two pics from the Ferris Wheel.
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I spent last week in Washington DC with Mike’s parents.
They’re ok, but I like my parents better.
I’m not liking melo much, there isn’t much activity here.
They’re ok, but I like my parents better.
I’m not liking melo much, there isn’t much activity here.
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You’re ugly.
I miss my friend internet friend Zach. He was supposed to pick me up at the airport in Tampa, but never did.
Like I said before, nothing new going on in my life, although Monday is my birthday.
I have tomorrow off. I’m going to see about getting my hair cut. Or a facial. And I’m going to eat mushrooms before I go. It’ll be pretty funny.
I swear, I’m cracking up. I’m happy, but at the same time I know I’m just waiting for a point I can jump off the damn train.
Like I said before, nothing new going on in my life, although Monday is my birthday.
I have tomorrow off. I’m going to see about getting my hair cut. Or a facial. And I’m going to eat mushrooms before I go. It’ll be pretty funny.
I swear, I’m cracking up. I’m happy, but at the same time I know I’m just waiting for a point I can jump off the damn train.
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Che cosa ora?
Nothing new in my life.
I should have watched Pulp Fiction this morning.
I should have watched Pulp Fiction this morning.
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speaking of which
When I was in Florida, I stayed with this Jewish girl for a while in Orlando. She liked to play Dance Dance Revolution with her nerdy friend.
It was fairly entertaining. The guy with the unibrow and I sat on the couch, while itching from codeine, giggling like madmen.
Right now it’s about 1:35 and I’m not tired one bit. The mister is over there sleeping. I’m thinking about sticking random things in his butt, just to see what he’d do in the morning.
The house is really quiet. I’m wondering if it would be safe to go downstairs and make some ramen.
Today I saw many men in kilts with large calves. That was fun. Bagpipe music gets on my nerves after a while. I always enjoy a good fiddling though.
How boring am I? No, really.
Tomorrow we’re going to Raging Waters. (Bill & Ted?)
I’m going to eat some mushrooms before I go, but I mostly just want to see what Chrissi and Aaron will do.
Mike will be there to protect me from myself. I’m a terrible swimmer, but water always looks so inviting.
Alright, that’s all you get.
Byeee.
It was fairly entertaining. The guy with the unibrow and I sat on the couch, while itching from codeine, giggling like madmen.
Right now it’s about 1:35 and I’m not tired one bit. The mister is over there sleeping. I’m thinking about sticking random things in his butt, just to see what he’d do in the morning.
The house is really quiet. I’m wondering if it would be safe to go downstairs and make some ramen.
Today I saw many men in kilts with large calves. That was fun. Bagpipe music gets on my nerves after a while. I always enjoy a good fiddling though.
How boring am I? No, really.
Tomorrow we’re going to Raging Waters. (Bill & Ted?)
I’m going to eat some mushrooms before I go, but I mostly just want to see what Chrissi and Aaron will do.
Mike will be there to protect me from myself. I’m a terrible swimmer, but water always looks so inviting.
Alright, that’s all you get.
Byeee.
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dance dance dance
On the plane on the way back here, I was listening to the Swing channel.
I wanted to whip that Asian business man out of his seat and force him to Lindy Hop like mad man.
Anyway, so when I got out here things changed. The mister isn’t so enthusiastic about making me go out and do things anymore. He tried to reason that it was to create balance in my life, but to be honest, I don’t think that’s really his job.
Do you guys see me as much of a whiskey drinker? I’ve been sticking to vodka for the longest time, but I’m thinking about switching.
Oh yeah, so I was gonna talk about the plane and stuff.
I got back here on Saturday. This week I’ve been trying to enroll in school. It isn’t working out. I don’t have any parents. Uh oh.
So I might end up waiting a year before things pick up.
I hate waiting, so that isn’t good.
Did you hear about my paid vacation to Florida? That was nice.
I need someone to marry me, so I can enroll in college.
I wanted to whip that Asian business man out of his seat and force him to Lindy Hop like mad man.
Anyway, so when I got out here things changed. The mister isn’t so enthusiastic about making me go out and do things anymore. He tried to reason that it was to create balance in my life, but to be honest, I don’t think that’s really his job.
Do you guys see me as much of a whiskey drinker? I’ve been sticking to vodka for the longest time, but I’m thinking about switching.
Oh yeah, so I was gonna talk about the plane and stuff.
I got back here on Saturday. This week I’ve been trying to enroll in school. It isn’t working out. I don’t have any parents. Uh oh.
So I might end up waiting a year before things pick up.
I hate waiting, so that isn’t good.
Did you hear about my paid vacation to Florida? That was nice.
I need someone to marry me, so I can enroll in college.
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I’m a big liar.
Ok, so I lied. I’m not gonna leave melo for good.
But I need help.
I need friends in Orange County desperately. And stuff to do.
My relationship depends on it. It’s really came down to a "get out of the house, or we’re over" kind of thing, so I just need things to do when I’m not working. It’s just that the only time Mike loves me is when I’m nowhere near him. So I’ve got to clutter my evenings and weekends with stuff that doesn’t involve him somehow.
So you damn local kids, come get me. I’ll suck your dick for a dollar.
But I need help.
I need friends in Orange County desperately. And stuff to do.
My relationship depends on it. It’s really came down to a "get out of the house, or we’re over" kind of thing, so I just need things to do when I’m not working. It’s just that the only time Mike loves me is when I’m nowhere near him. So I’ve got to clutter my evenings and weekends with stuff that doesn’t involve him somehow.
So you damn local kids, come get me. I’ll suck your dick for a dollar.
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come home.