saints

and one of the side effects is like loss of function in the dick region. and its starting to piss me, offfff fuck

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career oppertunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

what am i searching for? Why am i hopeless? have i been waiting to long? is there a better way to live?







Strike back against this state of affairs.

3.0 is no different, always a let down..

well wtf happened to 2.0 i remember when that was coming out and everyone was making a huge deal about it, then melo went down for like a month and came back up and it was pretty much EXACTLY like old melo...so i dont really have any grand expecations for melo 3.0

-Halloween party, i was a cowboy



-i look like a douche.



-regular party



-the homies dwelling in the darkness



-my new fuckin haircut, yeah all my bois got it 2.


-me creeping as usual

Go meeee. Although im pretty bummed im Beerless tonight

ze beach

i don't even know where to begin looking, my only experience is in customer service and retail and i dont know anywhere that is hiring right now blehhhh, i have bronchitis so i called in sick to ONE shift on saturday cause i'd been working all fucking week sick and it fuckin sucked, so you know what my boss does? takes down the scheldule he already had posted for this week, and made a new one and took away all my shifts except for one. so i work six hrs this week, great. wtf does that do for me? he's so fuckin vindictive, i mean it was pretty obvious i was sick, like really sick. i have the worlds most disgusting cough ever, what kind of boss wants some sick dude dealing with customers and coughing all over there customers. Like if i was a fuckin customer i would not be happy to be dealing with someone whos oozing snot and flem and hacking all over the shit im buying...it's just gross. My boss is so goddamn vindictive.

"It is going to be very dangerous, Sam. It is already dangerous. Most likely neither of us will come back."
"If you don't come back, sir, then I Shan't, that's certain" Said Sam.

The Elves told Sam 'Don't you leave him!' "Leave him!?" I said. "I never mean to. I am going with him, if he climbs to the moon; and if any of the Black Riders try to stop him, they'll have Sam Gamgee to reckon with."

i can't get my photobucket pictures to pop up, its bullshit. its pissing me off

As i get older, i'm starting to realize that life is fucking complicated, and its never easy to get what you want. that it's really fucking hard to figure people out and we're not as simple as i used to think we were. i used to tihnk i could figure people out and know what they're thinking, now i realize i have no fucking idea. you know? you think someone wants something turns out they want the complete opposite. Women can be so tricky, i've finally figured out women just like to use men, thats mens only purpose. to them we're just play things they think they can manipulate, but we're not. it's interesting when you know a girl is straight up lying to your face but they think they're being so smooth, like they're getting away with something. haha most men are generally just smart and know not to call a girl out in the middle of a lie cause that just leads to more and more lying, leads into a complicated web of lies, it's better to just let whatever it is you're being deceived about slip. i'm trying hard not to get bitter, i'm trying to see the glass as half full, but as i get older, and move to a new stage in my life, its hard to see the light at the end. i don't know what i have to do, i don't know how to be charming anymore, theres a point when a man just wants a girlfriend, not a bunch of flings, and it's funny when i finally realize something like that...its too fucking late. i don't know why i wrote this.

Striker got booted from loveline! it was his last hr earlier! fuck that sucks! wtf! damn you westwood 1!