Mels naughty box!

Been too busy putting other things in Mels naughty box...

Ready for new questions?
- Yeah right...

What do most people call you?
- Nik, boring I know, most people spell it with a C, but the people who REALLY know me miss the C out ;D

What was the last thing you got from Burger King?
- I was in Sheffield with Deeps iirc, I just had a few fries as I wasn't very hungry :)

Last place you ate at?
- We went to Annabelle's yesterday, I had a mahoosive prime rib and fries, omnomnomnom

What does your hair look like right now?
- FAR too fucking long. Hopefully will be getting it chopped next week :D

Is your hair color natural?
- Aye, tis indeed. We were juggling with the idea of dying it the other day, but decided not to.

Who do you like? Or is that a secret?
- Mel, even if she did hog all the sheets again last night!

Is the last person you kissed going to be the next person you kiss?
- Of course she is, when she wakes up :)

What does the song you are listening to right now remind you of?
- I'm not listening to a song right now.

What was your default picture taken with?
- With my webcam :D

How is the weather where you're at?
- Hold on, let me go look outside, although it is probably humid and hot. Anyway brb *runs* It's actually quite nice, not as humid as it is probably going to be.

The people you have texts from, what states do they live?
- I only have one text as I clear them out regularly, it is from Mako who lives in the Midlands :D

How many different ringtones do you have?
- Just the shitty default ones.

What's your text message ringtone?
- The generic beep beep thing ;P

Have you ever had to teach someone the difference between you're and your?
- Probably, whether I did or not, I dunno.

Ever failed a grade or got held back from going to the next grade?
- If you count repeating a year at uni? I am the master of that.

Ever had to go to summer school?
- Nah

Ever skipped a grade?
- Nopes

Do you know anyone on probation?
- I don't think so.

Ever swallowed toothpaste?
- Of course, I hate it

Why aren't with you with the person you want to be with?
- I am, she is in bed behind me. I don't want to get in and wake her up by fidgetting :) She will get plenty of good morning cuddles when she wakes :)

Where did you get what you're wearing?
- They were at the side of the bed and I just threw them on ;D

Do you have stickers on your phone?
- Nopes

What color is your phone?
- It's black

What do all your locked text messages say? From who?
- I don't have any locked text messages...

Who was the last male you talked to?
- Calvin, he said we were both very quiet when he got home last night. Wasn't a very fascinating conversation, I said we were very tired and wanted an early night, and that I was still tired :)

Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
- Lots of people make me laugh :) I am easily amused

What were you doing at 10am this morning?
- It's 9:35am...

What were you doing an hour ago?
- Sleepings

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
- Yep, as a matter of fact I do

Are you wearing anything on your feet?
- Nope *wiggles his toes*

What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
- ;)

do you remember your dreams?
- Sometimes, I've not had any good ones in a while though

Where did your last hug take place?
- In the bed before I got out :)

Have you been to a baby shower?
- Not reeeeeally, I did go to the hospital when Mia was born though :P

What cell phone company do you use?
- I am on O2

What color is your hair brush?
- I use Mels pink one.

Do you watch the Super Bowl?
- Nah

What about World Cup?
- I watched as many as I could before flying out here

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
- No

What is the last movie you watched?
- We were watching the Fifth Element last night before we got too tired and turned it off to go to sleeps

What is your middle name?
- Leon

Do you have your future children's names picked out?
- lol yes :$

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
- I have to fly over 4500 miles...

How many cars can fit in your driveway?
- I dunno, 3?

Who was your Kindergarden teacher?
- I can't remember her name, she was lovely though

Are you taller than your mom?
- Yep

Do you have any bruises right now?
- Yeah, I twatted my ankle on the corner of the bed last night walking around in the dark

Are you cold right now?
- Nope, I'm just right

Do any of your close friends have kids?
- They do :)

Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
- Sue probably ;D

How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
- Mel is 9 years younger :O

What is the closest red object to you?
- Mels shorts, ooh la la

Do you play games on your cell phone?
- Nah

Do you look more like your mom or dad?
- I look like neither of them, I think I'm adopted

Have you ever broken an pinata?
- Nopes

Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
- I have neither, I am a boring old man.

If someone doesn't like you its probably because:
- They have only met me while drunk ;P

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
- Mel, obviously

What are your plans for this weekend?
- Going to Jacksonville tomorrow

Have you ever crawled through a window?
- A few, I am the first person people ask as I am so small. Having said that I appear to be putting on a bit of weight since coming here! :O

Do you lose your keys often?
- Nope!

How many keys are on your keychain?
- Two, house key, and a padlock key, I don't have the padlock anymore

Do you sing in the shower?
- I talk to myself

Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
- Not in the back

Lots and lots like jelly tots :)

1. Are you wearing a hat?
- Not at the moment, I always wear them when I leave the house though.

2. Bottled water: yes or no?
- Am I wearing bottled water? What?

3. Do you have a crush on someone right now?
- I am in lurrrrrrve ;P

4. What kind of laptop do you have?
- I don't have a laptop because I hate them. however I am currently borrowing my friends to use in bed. It's a Sharp. I haven't used it in bed.

5. Do you prefer writing in pen or pencil?
- Penssssssss, But I hate them too, so give me a keyboard any day please ;P

6. Who was the last text message in your phone from?
- A text from Gaunty, saying "Pricks"

7. What’s your favorite season?
- Summerrrrrrr

8. Does your best friend have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
- Yes she does ;D

10. Favorite radio station?
- 96.3 Aire FM :P But I don't really listen to the radio anymore

11. Type your name into Google. What pops up?
- I get my old twitter account pop up, but I have deleted it.

12. What’s your favorite song at the moment?
- I don't really have one right now

13. Coke or Pepsi?
- PEPSI MAX BITCHEZ

14. Favorite subject in school?
- History

15. Last concert?
- Urm, I can't remember, Underoath maybe? They were shite.

16. Next concert?
- SLAMDUNK FESTIVAL :D New Found Glory and some other pop punk shizzle

17. Last magazine you bought?
- I can't remember the last magazine I boughted

18. Last book you read?
- Oh, urm, probably '48

19. Do you prefer cats or dogs?
- I'm a CAT MAN BEEB BA Ba BALLA BO

20. Is there anyone you want to punch right now?
- Nah I don't think so

21. Favorite sports team?
- Colorado Avalanche, Sheffield Steelers, Leeds United

22. State you most want to visit?
- North Carolina please!

23. Are you a MySpace addict?
- Naaaaaah

24. When do you shower?
- I shower usually every day, in the afternoon

25. What’s your dream job?
- A nurse

26. What kind of car do you drive?
- I don't anymore, But I want an RX8, or a huge pickup ;P

27. What word in the dictionary best describes you?
- I really cannot be bothered to ... Lazy

28. What’s your blog address?
- You are here already!

29. Worst TV show at the moment?
- There are loads that are shit!

30. Are you a better talker or better listener?
- I'm a better listener, but I give awesome advice ;P

31. Do you care about who wins the election?
- No, I am supposed to be voting tomorrow, but I doubt I will even bother.

32. Who was the most popular kid in your 7th grade class?
- I have no idea

33. Are you afraid of ghosts?
- Nah, that would be silly!

34. Is there something lacking in your life right now?
- Nope, I'm feeling pretty fulfilled at the moment

35. What do you miss most about childhood?
- Not much

36. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
- Two! :P all the best drivers pass second time

37. How many kids do you want?
- Three :)

38. Are you a good liar?
- No lol

39. Can you cook?
- I'm awesome at cooking rubbish stuff, but nothing great though :(

40. Are you a cheapskate?
- No, money is there to be spent!

41. What would you do with a million dollars?
- Loads of things :D

42. Have you been to Disney World?
- No, not yet :(

43. How much time do you spend online a week?
- Over 9000 hours

44. Last time you went bowling?
- A few weeks ago, I lost.

45. Hot or cold weather?
- Hot!

46. How many pairs of shoes do you have?
- About 3 or 4

47. Are you a shop-a-holic?
- I am when I'm in the mood for it (And not skint)

48. Where were you yesterday morning at 10:30?
- I was asleeps!

49. Are you afraid of the dentist?
- Nah, they don't bother me

50. Were you bored or entertained by this survey?
- It was alright

Pump up the Valium

Let’s start off blunt, have you done anything sexual in the past 12 hours?
- Nopes

Do you think anyone has feelings for you?
- My boo has lots of feelings for me :D

Ever kissed a blond-haired, blue-eyed person?
- Yeah

Who did you last talk to in person?
- I'm talking to Mel right now face to face, if that counts

Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now?
- None whatsoever :)

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
- My ickle Melody <3 I luffs her lots

It’s 4 in the morning, your phone rings, what do you do?
- I answer it :P If I'm still up, or it wakes me

Is there a girl you can tell anything to?
- I can tell Mel anything, hmm are you beginning to see a trend here :)

When did you last cry?
- A long time ago :P I think. I can't actually remember :D

Do you like walking in the rain?
- Sometimes, not so much on my own though

Do you drink bottled water?
- I do, I don't know why though, it's only tap water that's bottled.

Are you looking forward to something as of right now?
- Seeing my princess <3

Are you wearing make-up?
- Nopes

If you had a tree that could grow anything you want, what would it grow?
- Money please, generic answer ftw

Would you go in public looking like you do right now?
- Yeah, I went out in public today, and I've not changed since getting back

Would you rather sleep for 3 days, or stay awake for 3 days?
- Stay awake for 3 days so I can talk to my boo lots. Although it would probably kill me.

Ever been called baby?
- Just have been :)

Is it hard for you to get over someone?
- It depends on the person

Who’s bed did you sleep in last night?
- My own :D

Did you have a girlfriend/ boyfriend on your last birthday?
- Nope, I was a single pringle

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
- I will indeed <3

What was the last thing you drew on a fogged up window? When?
- Shit if I can remember what or when it was

Would you consider yourself spoiled?
- I am a bit yea ;P

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
- Nope

Does anyone like you as more than a friend?
- My princess loves me dearly

Do you have any fun plans for tomorrow?
- NO! I will not do ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY TOMORROW, PLEASE!

Who was the last person you had a phone conversation with for more than 5 minutes?
- Mel <3

Do you like the majority of the people you go/went to school with?
- No, most of them are wankers

What are your initials?
- NLW

Do you like to sleep?
- I do :)

Are you happier now or five months ago?
- I am happier now than I have been in 27 years ;P

Can you remember who you liked?
- When? 5 months ago? Nobody.

Have you ever done something illegal?
- Loads of things

Are all of your friends virgins?
- No

Where is your cell phone?
- It's charging next to my vivarium

Has anyone ever said something that brought tears to your eyes?
- Probably

Wanna talk to someone you haven’t talked to in a while?
- Nah, I'm not that fussed thankyou

Do you think you changed over the last year?
- I have indeeeeeeeeeeeeeed :)

Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
- Nah. Sometimes I could just cry though, ;P

Do you think that in the end, everything will fall into place?
- It always does

Do you wish someone would turn up at your front door right now?
- I wish Mel would!

When you say you don’t care, do you mean it?
- Aye

Is there a guy that knows a lot about you?
- Aye, I have a few close guy friends

Was there anyone who “made your day” ?
- Today? Yeah, Mel when I got home :D

What was the two worst mistakes of your life?
- I don't see things as mistakes, just ways on how to better myself!

Have you ever been in love?
- I have!, OH WAIT, I AM! OMGGOD

Who sings the last song you listened to?
- The Pet Shop Boys

What time did you wake up today?
- 12:30

Do you have a sibling?
- I have 1 younger brother

Do you have someone that you can tell anything to?
- I have a few people I can tell all sorts to

How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
- I had about 7 last night :D

Do you like to take walks?
- Sometimes

Are you named after anyone?
- My middle name is my dad's name backwards (Noel)

Do you have a best friend?
- I have a few close friends

Do you want to see someone right this very minute?
- I can see her right now *waves*

Who is the last person that called you?
- My dad last night to talk to me about when thye fly to go to Greece

Who is your last text from?
- Gaunty, telling me he is on his way over

Are you going to prom this year?
- Nope, we don't have them! :P

What are you listening to now?
- Mel talking about wedding dresses, and anal penetrations

Are you ready for summer?
- I fucking am indeed :D It's going to be fucking awesome

So, will you be sleeping on the floor tonight?
- No, I'm not some kind of barn animal

Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
- No, it's never bothered me

Are you in a good mood right now?
- I am indeedy :D

Have you hugged someone today?
- I gave Gaunty a hug because he has been a bit of a grumpy pants today

Do you remember who you liked 2 months ago?
- I loved my boo <3

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
- Probably

Do you like your name?
- Aye, it's alright

Do you drink enough water?
- I think so

How do you usually wear your hair?
- It's super short

How do you feel about your hair right now?
- It's alright, it's a bit long compared to how I usually have it, but I've been asked to keep it long for a bit ;P

Would you consider your parents to be strict?
- Nah, not with me

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
- Yes, today!

When will you next eat?
- I just had some shitty chinese :( So probably tomorrow now

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
- No, I slept all the way through til I woke up :D

What was the last thing you drank?
- I'm having a can of Fosters atm (Shut up Deb, Fosters is nice) :P

Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
- Yeah, a few times

Last time you saw your dad?
- A while ago

How tall are you?
- 5'2.

At the moment are you more warm or cold?
- I'm quite warm, I even took my socksies off, and I NEVER DO THAT

What's the last thing you looked up on google?
- The spelling of some word I think

Be honest, do you miss anyone?
- I don't, I have everything I want right here :)

Have you ever tripped and fell over a stick?
- Loads of times

Did you accept or deny your last friend request?
- DENY!

I take it you like someone? If so, who do you like?
- Mel <3

What windows are open on your computer right now?
- Shitloads. mIRC, 2x Firefox, MSN, MSN with Mel, Aim, Aim with Mel, 5 windows explorer windows, Newsleecher, Webcam software

Anything you would like to say to someone?
- I would like to tell Mel that I love her, and I can't wait til she reads this, knowing that I want to spend the rest of my life with her :)

Have you ever wanted someone so bad, and then they completely stopped talking to you?
- Nah

Who is the last person to call you?
- Mi dad, last night

Last movie you watched?
- I watched some random thing with Matt Damon in, where he was good at poker

What would you do if your parent's walked in on you having sex?
- Laugh

Was 2009 a good year for you?
- No, it really fucking wasn't

Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
- No, don't be daft

Do any of your friends dislike each other?
- All the time ;P

Who knows your biggest secret?
- Mel.

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
- Nah, I would like a reason though

Are you in a good mood?
- Indeedy

Do you think ex's can remain friends?
- Sometimes, VERY rarely though

What are you doing right now, besides this?
- Talking to Mel <3

When you listen to a new song, do you usually play it over and over?
- Depends if I like it

Do you scream stuff out the car window?
- Sometimes, not done it for ages though

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
- Yep

Do you prefer being called your actual name or a nick name?
- Nik isn't my proper name, so it's probably my nick name?

Do you ever want to get married?
- 22nd April 2012

Color shirt your wearing?
- Black

Is there someone who makes you blush when you just say hi to them?
- hehe, she makes me blush constantly :)

How was your Saturday night?
- Aye it was alright :)

Cheesy Diarrhoea

Are you happy where you are right now, relationship-​​​​​wise?​​​​​
- Aye, very very happy <3

Is the last person you hung out with single?
- Technically, yes.

Does it bother you to get shots, or not so much?
- I haven't done shots in a while :( I'm really craving some now though :/

Do you ever eat Chinese food?
- I do, but I'm quite boring with it, the most adventurous I have is chicken fried rice ;P But I normally get Crispy Won Tons, and a mixed starter thing :D

Last person you said I love you to is?
- Mel :)

When did you last talk to your number 2 in person?
- I've never really talked to her.

Last thing you drank was?
- I'm slurping a bottle of Cherry Tango right now :)

Has anybody ever told you that you talk too fast?
- My mum used to moan at me for mumbling, and talking too fast aye, but I'm quite good now, most of the time anyway.

Have you been hugged or kissed recently?
- Nope

Holding hands in public is the cutest thing ever, right?
- It's alright yeah, I wouldn't say cutest thing ever though.

Someone comes running at you with an weapon, what do you do?
- Sidestep them and ninja it from them ;P

Do you shove everything under your bed when you clean your room?
- YES hahahaa, And underneath the sofa when I'm cleaning in this room too ;P It pisses me off soooooooo much

How are you feeling today?
- I'm on my man period today.

Who did you last hang out with?
- Gaunty, It was alright.

How is your heart lately?
- It's being looked after!

Did you wake up in the middle of the night last night?
- I woke up about a million times last night, probably why I'm being a bit of a grumpy cunt today.

What's your current mood?
- I'm ok, just a bit moody.

Is there anyone you wish to fix things with?
- Nope. Not at all

Anything bothering you right now?
- I don't think so, I'm hoping I get paid tomorrow. And I need to sort out my stuff for Saturday.

Is there someone you liked so much and nothing ever happened ?
- Probably when I was younger, I stopped really chasing after people if I knew they weren't interested. I didn't see the point.

If someone liked you would you want them to tell you?
- Yeah, then I would tell them that I'm happy and it would never happen :)

Has the last person you kissed met your family?
- Yeah, it was my mum? :P

Who is your favorite person to have long conversations with?
- I love talking with Mel <3 She makes me smile lots, and we can talk about anything :D

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
- Yea :) June <3

What was the first thing you thought this morning?
- "Urm, why is my phone embedded into my back?"

Can you recall the last time you really liked someone?
- I really like someone now ;P I'm quite fond of her

Do you find smoking unattractive?
- I don't care

What's something you really want right now, be honest?
- A snuggle in a nice big bath with my boo <3

As of this minute, what is going through your mind?
- Packing for when I move out >_<

Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the person you like?
- I'd be pissed the fuck off.

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- I hope she is, I'm talking to her :)

Has anyone put their arm around you in the last 5 days?
- Nopes

Is there anyone you wouldn't mind punching in the face now?
- Nah, nobody has pissed me off enough to warrant a punching ;P

How many piercings do you have?
- 1

Have you ever seen the last person you kissed without a shirt on?
- My mum? lol yes ;P

The last three different times you kissed someone, were those kisses with the same person?
- No

Would you be shocked if the last person you kissed texted you right now?
- I'm actually seeing if my mum calls me, going to Greece tomorrow

Which one of your friends would you get arrested with?
- Probably Birky, he'll have knocked fuck out of somebody who looked at me the wrong way ;P

Who was the last person who texted you? Why?
- I sent a text to my friend to send me a picture

Are you a party person?
- Not so much anymore

Were you drinking the last time you threw up?
- Nah, I had food poisoning or something

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
- I trust a lot of people. Regardless of sex

Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
- Yeah, loads of times

Is it okay if you kiss people when you're single?
- Yeah

Who was the last person to lay in bed with you?
- Lily

Say your last ex walks up to you and hugs you, what do you say?
- I let her hug me? HAH! Fuck her.

Who can you tell anything & everything to ?
- I can tell Mel anything I like, and she always finds it interesting ;P

Let's be honest, have you ever been played by someone?
- Loads of times, I have a knack for being led on.

Do you believe in love?
- I do indeed, I'm crazy in love right this minute <3

You're rude, aren't you?
- Aye :P

Did you see your best friend today?
- Nope, I don't really have a best friend.

Is the last person you hugged older than you?
- By about 4 days

Is there someone you will never forget?
- I try not to forget anyone!

What is your relationship status?
- Very much taken

Do you know how to use chop sticks?
- Aye, I am a chopstick wizard ;P

What are you doing tomorrow?
- Fuck all ;P

What have you done today?
- Fuck all ;P

Are you happier now or three months ago?
- I'm happier every day I get to see my boo :D <3

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
- I'll try!

Honestly, if you could go back three months and change something would you?
- Nope, not at all :)

Is it possible to be single and happy?
- Yea, I was :)

Do you find piercings attractive?
- On the right person they are hot as fuck ;P

Will this weekend be a good one?
- No, it's going to be fucking shit. Moving house hopefully

Looking back, did you ever think you would be where you are now?
- Nope, not at all. I'm happy now :)

Can you trust boys?
- Yeah, boys are fine

Do you remember who you had feelings for December 2008?
- heh

Is there that one guy/girl that you'll always have feelings for no matter what?
- My MellyBoo <3

You've just had an argument with the person you like, you walk away. Do you want them to leave you alone or come after you?
- Come after me, even when I'm being grumpy ;P

Is it a rule to not go out with one of your friend's ex, or do you think that's alright to do?
- I think it's one of those unwritten rules. One of my exes fucked off with one of my closest mates, 2 weeks after we "broke up" That fucked me up for a while.

Do you like someone;)?
- I morethan like someone ;P

You're going on a date with someone, do you expect them to pay for everything?
- Do I fuck, I hate not paying for stuff

Which would be more meaningful to you: I love you a lot or I love you so much?
- lol, both are the same :)

Do you remember song names or song lyrics better?
- Lyrics

What are you listening to?
- Nothing, Mel has just gone to get her food from the oven, oh she's back! And she said hi ;D And is now nomming it down OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

What woke you up this morning?
- I just woke up normally.

Do you have a car?
- Not anymore, I found this old picture of my piece of shit car from about 10 years ago ;P

Do you dread certain days of the week?
- Nah, weekends are relatively boring though :/

Have you recently had plans with someone and they canceled?
- Not recently, no.

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
- Probably

Do you know your best friend's middle name?
- I don't have a best friend, Sue's is Nicole though, I think, same as Mel :o

Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
- They are with the right person, but whoever isn't right is all practice

Do you want to fix things with anyone?
- Nah, I'm fine with people that deserve it.

Do you like winter time?
- Nah, I hate the cold, and snow can fuck right off ;P

Ever played twister?
- Yeah, I'm shit at it

Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them?
- Of course :D

Does it make you mad when people stare at you?
- Nah not at all, it freaks me out a bit, then I wonder what I'm doing ;P

What were you doing an hour ago?
- I was talking to my boo, and probably only just starting this bag of shit survey, I knew that I shouldn't have put two together ;P

Have you hugged someone in the past 72 hours?
- Noperoony

Do you have anything you'd like to say, but cant?
- Nope, not at all, I'm quite good at saying what I think

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
- Nah, I make myself jealous enough lol

Is it possible to be single and happy?
- Of course, oh hi duplicate

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
- Yea, It's the most annoying thing ever, find your own fucking sofa!

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
- Lots of people, I don't like losing friends :P

Do you love the last person you called?
- I last called Melody, so yes, very much ;P

Do you sleep on your stomach?
- Nah, I sleep on my side

Has anyone told you & quote "Forever and Always" then left?
- Nopes

How often do you talk to the person you currently have feelings for?
- Daily, for about 14+ hours a day :)

Do you think twenty-two is old?
- hahahahahahaa! Fuck you survey, fuck you.

As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
- I wanted to be an astronaut, but lol, that wasn't going to happen was it. I never really had any aspirations though, I just like living my life doing what I want to do :)

Are you planning on going to college?
- Been there, done that shit

Five Gum or Juicy Fruit?
- Juicy Fruit (But only because I don't know what the other one is).

Have you kissed more than 4 people this year?
- Nope

Are you someone who hates to read?
- I don't hate to read, I spend most of my day doing it, just not reading books n shit.

Have you ever been suspended from school?
- I got suspended from work, hah beat that ;P

If you could change your eye color what would you change it to?
- I wouldn't I like my bl00 eyes

What month were you born in?
- September

Are you tan?
- No, I'm whiter than ... Something really white.

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
- Mel told me in the last ten minutes

Are you nice to everyone?
- I try my best

Is there someone you used to talk to every day that you don't talk to at all?
- Yeah, a fair few people.

Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants or pajama pants?
- Jeans ;P

Have you ever forgiven someone more times than you should have?
- Yeah, I am way too forgiving

When did you last straighten your hair?
- Years ago

What was the last song you listened to?
- I cannot remember, some drum and bass shit that somebody linked on IRC this morning I think, I only listened to about 5 seconds though, any longer and I may have collapsed.

What time do you get up in the mornings?
- I get up whenever I like. Was about 1pm today ;P

How many beers until you're drunk?
- lol, I used to be able to drink anyone under the table, but now, not so much ;P

She smells like a tampon

Let's start off on a high note, who last made you smile?
- My Mellycopter

Have you ever kissed a brown hair and brown eyed boy/girl?
- I have indeed, I think my first proper kiss was with one.

Would you rather write a paper or give a speech?
- I would be fine giving a speech, I gave one when I was at school, the government came and made a kind of information movie about the school and disabled students blahblah. Anyway, I was in it and me and my friend who was also in the video movie thing got flown down in a plane to go and see the "premiere" thing (It was at a really posh restaurant, and some high ranking government officials were there, like the deputy prime minister at the time) So yeah, they flew us down and I had to do a 5 minute speech in front of them all. It went really well, the deputy prime minister came up to me and said I should do speeches for him. It was indeed awesome ;P

Are you lying to yourself about something?
- Nah, not at all :)

Who was the last person to text you?
- My lest text was a picture message from my friend, showing me his cut on his foot from when he stood on a nail :P

You find out your ex is having a kid with someone you don't like?
- I lol

Are your lips chapped?
- They are a bit dry today, I keep putting stuff on!

What time did you wake up today?
- 4pm lol

Do you have any siblings?
- I have one younger brother

Do you think the person you like, likes you back?
- Yes, yes I do ;P

Are you heartless?
- Nope, Mel has it and is taking very good care of it for me :)

Ever shared a bed with anyone on your top friends?
- Not yet, June though, omnomnom

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
- I don't plan on it, I'd like to get some shit done :)

Last night you felt?
- Horny as fuck

Think back to the last person you held hands with, would you kiss them?
- No I wouldn't

Who sits beside you in science class?
- I don't have science class anymore, I do miss my lab partner though :(

When was the last time you saw your mother?
- A few weeks ago

When was the last time you told someone you love them?
- Just now when Mel got up to check on her food :)

Have you had a cigarette today?
- Nopes

When is your birthday?
- 10th September

What's something you cannot wait for?
- Holding Mel <3

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?
- Aye

Are all guys players and cheaters?
- Most guys I know are pricks in some way or another

Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?
- JUNE!

Do you still talk to your friends from elementary school?
- A couple of them, not many

Has anyone ever told you, you have pretty eyes?
- Yes :) Mel loves my eyeballs

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three months?
- I don't wear any ;P

Which girl's house was the last you spent the night at?
- Sues, New years eve :)

When was the last time you wore jeans?
- I'm wearing jeans right now

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
- I dunno really, I don't think about it

Is it easy to make you mad?
- It's very hard to make me pissed off. When you do though. Well, I suggest you don't

What were you doing at 4am?
- I was in my bed :)

Are you one of those people who are always cold?
- Aye, My feet and hands are cold a lot of the time.

Was your last text message you sent to a girl or boy?
- It was to a boy, 2 boys in fact, sent the same message to them both. Asking them to get some pictures of their trip on facebook. They didn't

Are you happy?
- I am a happy camper

How DARE you call me a ginger...

What is on your bed right now?
- Nothing, Oh sorry that's a lie, there is a pair of socks on there from earlier, I took them off because they were pissing me off. Need to throw them away and get some new ones

When was the last time you threw up?
- A while back, I was sick :(

What's your favorite word or phrase?
- I always tend to say "cool" a lot, even though I hate it. I like making up random swearwords, like floppycockslappingfannylips ;P

Name 3 people who made you smile today?
- Mel, urm, Lily? And that's it, I lead a sheltered life

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
- I was just getting off to sleep :)

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
- I was fucking about with the new CS5

What is your favorite holiday?
- Christmas, because I always get a fucktonne of money to spend on shit I never use

Have you ever been to another country?
- Loads of them, about 10?

What is the last thing you said aloud?
- I just giggled at Mel.

What is the best ice cream flavor?
- Chocolate with bits in :D

What was the last thing you had to drink?
- I'm having a nice cold beer :P

What are you wearing right now?
- Same shit I always wear

What was the last thing you ate?
- Some of last nights pizza, It gave me a bit of stomach ache though :/

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
- Nope, I've not spent much money :D Trying to save up

When was the last time you ran?
- hahahhahahaaaa

What's the last sporting event you watched?
- I watched the football yesterday

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
- North Kkkarolina

Who is the last person you sent a comment/​message on myspace?
- Mel, but Mel is like the only person I know who uses it...

Ever go camping?
- Loads of times

Do you have a tan?
- lol no, I'm so white I can't think of a decent analogy...

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
- Not lost, I fished my phone out of there ;P Then called the company to say it had just died on me. they replaced it, no questions asked :D

What is your guilty pleasure?
- I dunno really, I don't really have any. I like watching old peoples auction shows during the day ;P

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
- Far too fucking much ;P

Do you drink your soda from a straw?
- Nah, I hate straws

What did your last text message say?
- I can't remember, I deleted them all

Are you someone's best friend?
- I don't think so?

What are you doing tomorrow?
- Hopefully fuck all. Waiting to be told what I'm doing

Where is your mom right now?
- In bed

Look to your left, what do you see?
- My origami on my wall ;P

What colour is your watch?
- I don't have a watch

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
- Sunshine

Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
- Of course, I fucking love that shit yo!

What is your birthstone?
- Sapphire, and I didn't have to look that shit up yo!

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?
- I like to go inside to eat

Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
- No, I have 4 friends in total, I'm so awesome ;P

Do you have a dog?
- Negatory

Last person you talked to on the phone?
- My mum

Any plans today?
- Nope, it's late!

Are you happy?
- Aye, I'm not bad ta

Where are you right now?
- Sat at my table on here

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
- I don't have any, I just totally ignore everything bad

Last song listened to?
- Can't really remember :P I don't listen to shit much nowadays

Last movie you saw?
- Kick Ass, It really just should have been called Suck Ass

Are you allergic to anything?
- Hard work ;P

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
- I love my Nikes!

Are you jealous of anyone?
- Nah

Are you married?
- Not yet

Is anyone jealous of you?
- I dunno, are you?!

Do any of your friends have children?
- Aye, Loads of them!

Do you eat healthy?
- lol, Do I fuckery

What do you usually do during the day?
- Sleep lol

Do you hate anyone right now?
- Nah, hate is a silly thing

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
- Aye, I do indeed! :D

How many kids do you want when you're older?
- 3, not too much older though

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
- 28 o_O

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
- Nope, no idea what that is

How did u get one of your scars?
- Surgery that fucked up!

Child abuse isn't funny, unless you are dressed as a clown

Guarantee you this survey has new questions, you ready?
- No, but I have no choice, and will soldier on!

When did you last have butterflies in your stomach?
- Mel gave me lots of butterflies this morning <3

How many boyfriends/ girlfriends have you had in 2010?
- Just the one!

Do you know your Social Security number by heart?
- I know my NI number by heart, yea. Same thing I guess ;P

When was the last time you painted your room?
- Years ago when I lived with my parents, cappacino brown ;D

How often do you buy new makeup?
- Not very often, in fact. I don't think I have ever bought makeup

Did you watch the Super Bowl?
- Nope, I't gay :P

Do you have a formspring.me?
- Nah, I was thinking of making one though.

Do you like the 'new' MySpace?
- I dunno, I hardly use it really

Do you listen to Lil Wayne?
- Nish pa

What are you doing right now?
- Doing this survey, watching TV and talking to Mel <3

When's the last time you had a real smile on your face?
- I have one every time MSN makes a noise :D

Do you get distracted easily?
- Someti-- ooh shiny

The person you like texts you at 4am saying "come outside" what do you do?
- I wonder why she has been quiet on MSN, then go outside ;P

Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter, or the same height as you?
- About the same, give or take a couple inch ;P

Do you get annoyed seeing someone you don't like?
- Nah, I don't

Where would I have found you at 10pm last night?
- I was right here, talking to my boo <3

Will you be up before 7am tomorrow?
- I hope not! Having said that, I don't even think I will be asleep before 7am :P

What was the first thing you did this morning?
- I woke up, dragged my arse out of the bed while ni agony as my stomach is playing up today. Then I sent Mel her good morning message <3

Are you grumpy or happy?
- I'm happy, better now my stomach has almost settled down :D

Does anyone hate you?
- I don't think so

What are you doing tonight?
- Mel over and over again ;P

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
- lol no, I got about 5?

Do you want someone you can't have?
- I have the person I want to spend the rest of my life with ;P

Do you believe what goes around comes around?
- Nah, it's all bullshit

Was your last text message from a girl or boy?
- A boi

Would you rather have long or short hair?
- Short, my hair is fucking hideous when it's long

Have you ever kissed someone during class?
- Yea, a few times. My first kiss was in a classroom, I was 6 (ish)

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
- Of course it can!

Would you ever camp out on a beach, under the stars?
- I would love that <3

In the next 48 hours will you hang out with anyone?
- I dunno, I'm waiting on a reply to find out if I'm being kidnapped

How long until you're legal?
- lol, I've been legal for a very long time :P

Are you a loud person?
- Nah I'm fairly quiet, all depends on what I'm doing though

Have you ever had braces?
- Aye, I used to shoot people with the elastic bands flying out of my mouth ;P

Is something bothering you right now?
- Not at all, my stomach was this morning, I was in fucking agony for about 3 hours

Has someone disappointed you lately?
- I don't think so, no

When is the next time you'll hug someone?
- Possibly this weekend if I get kidnapped

What did you last eat?
- I had a bit of leftover pizza last night, it dodn't go down too well :(

Are you scared of spiders?
- Not scared of them, they freak me out sometimes though

What are your plans for this weekend?
- Again, I'm waiting for the call!

Do you want to have kids?
- Yes :D

What are you craving right now?
- Mel :P

What is better: cute smile, or amazing eyes?
- I love Mels smile, it brings her gorgeous little dimple out. But she also has amazing green eyes that just absorb me :)

When was the last time you went to the mall?
- Last weekend, it was awesometastical

Do you wish someone was with you right now?
- Mel's always with me <3 But I could really do with some snuggles

Do you believe in a thing called love?
- I do indeed, and no. I will NOT continue that fucking song.

Who was the last person to call you?
- Gaunty, I don't get many calls

When is the last time you cried?
- A long time ago

If you were in the hospital on life support, would anyone visit you?
- Loads of people would, because I'm fucking awesome and everybody loves me ;P

Are you alone?
- Nah, Lily is here playing with a tie wrap on the floor ;P

Whats the weather like?
- It's been shit today, probably going to be shit all weekend

Excited for anything?
- Seeing my babyboo in June :D

Are you easily influenced?
- Sometimes

Is your hair up or down?
- Down ;P

How many braclets do you have on?
- None!

What about rings?
- None again :P Unless you count my nipple wring?

Todays date?
- 30th April, 2010

What is one word that you always misspell?
- My phone always spells "Don't" as "Foot" ;P

Would you ever get a tattoo? Of what?
- I have 2 already, but I want another one. A gecko on my stomach or somewhere

Do you have an iPod?
- Nopes, I'm not an applefag

What was the highlight of your day?
- Mel waking up <3

Do you straighten your hair often?
- No, I've not straightened it in forever

Who is your most strict teacher?
- Mr Anderson, he was one of those fucking awesome shouty teachers though. The one that you are always scared to piss off. But he was fucking pro though.

Do your parents care about who you hang out with, or no?
- Nah not at all, as long as I'm happy

Have you watched Avatar?
- Yes, it's shit.

Do you own a camera, other than your phone?
- Aye, a Sony Handycam, I love it :D

Did you know by putting onions in your shampoo, your hair grows faster?
- What

Do you have a webcam?
- Aye, it's awesome

Have you ever owned a watch?
- Yeah, I could do with a new one. not had a watch in years

Are you familiar of the store forever 21? How do you like it?
- Never heard of it

Do you use smileys more often through text, or the internet?
- The internet, I use them all the fucking time xD

Does your school care more about the dress code than your education?
- My school was quite good with both

Angering the sly groovy pigeon

1. If you were to attend a costume party tonight, what or whom would you go as?
- Well if it had to be RIGHT NOW, I would have to don my Bin Laden mask. ;P

2. What are your choice of toppings on a hamburger? And do you prefer gas or charcoal grilling?
- I would go with cheese and lettuce, and tomatoes. And it will have to be charcoal cooked. So black you wouldn't want to leave it near any unnatended belongings :)

3. You are chosen to have lunch with the President. The condition is you only get to ask one question. What do you ask?
- "Could you pass the salt?"

4. It's your first day of vacation, what are you doing?
- Well, I like to go really far when I'm going on holiday, soooo I will probably spend most of the time travelling, then I will just relax at the hotel or something for that evening, depending on what time I get there. Then go exploring the next day!

5. What is your concession stand must-have at the movies?
- I don't normally get anything, it costs a fucking arm and a leg. I got a bottle of water from the movies the other day and it cost me TWO FUCKING QUID. Robbing bastards!

6. Which do you dislike most: pop-up ads or spam email?
- Pop up ads, thank fuck for adblocker!

7. What do you think Captain Hook's name was before he had a hook for a hand?
- Captain Chronic Masturbator.

8. Rock, paper, or scissors?
- Paper, so when I lose I can pretend I'm doing a high five!

9. How long was it from 'the first date' until the proposal of marriage? How long until the wedding?
- What?

10. Which is worse, being in a place that is too loud, or too quiet?
- Depends on what you want to do! Generally too loud so I have an excuse not to listen to people fucking babble on

11. What is one quality that you really appreciate in a person?
- Honesty

12. At the good old general store, what particular kind of candy would you expect to be in the big jar at the counter?
- MINT IMPERIALS OMG YUMYUMYUM

13. What is the most distinguishing landmark in your city?
- Probably the Millenium Square, It's nothing exciting though

14. Everyone hears discussions that they consider boring. What topic can put you to sleep quicker than any other?
- Listening to other peoples dreams, fuck me that's dull. Unless I'm in them of course!

15. How many times did it take you to pass your drivers test?
- Second time! The first cunt failed me as he took me on a motorway and we weren't allowed to, so I fucked that up a bit. He said I wasn't looking in my mirrors enough, what a load of bollocks, I was all over that shit like a fucking eagle!

16. If you had to have the same topping on your vanilla ice cream for the rest of your life, what topping would you choose?
- Strawberry Juice stuff. Anyone that says otherwise is a fucking heathen.

17. What food item would need to be removed from the market altogether in order for you to live a healthier, longer life?
- Nothing thanks, I eat fine!

18. You are offered an envelope that you know contains $50. You are then told that you may either keep it or exchange it for another envelope that may contain $500 or may be empty. Do you keep the first envelope, or do you take your chances with the second?
- I came with nothing, if I go home with nothing it wouldn't bother me

19. If you had to choose, which would you give up: cable TV, or DSL/cable internet?
- Cable TV, I steal mine anyway ;P

20. What is your highest level of education?
- High School, although I've been to uni and college, I always found some way to fuck them up

21. How much is a gallon of gas in your city? What was the highest it's been?
- Fuck knows, I think it's at about £1.20 a litre now. When I drove it was like 80p.

22. What kind of lunch box did you have as a kid?
- I didn't have one! School dinners FTW

23. What would you rather have, a nanny, a housekeeper, a cook, or a chauffeur?
- Oooh would probably get the most work out of a chauffeur, I love going places, but I don't have a car and I am far too lazy to deal with public transport

24. Would you rather be trapped in an elevator, or stuck in traffic?
- Been stuck in loads of elevators, it's nothing exciting.

25. Lets say a brick fell on your foot, and your kid is standing right next to you, what is your 'cleaned up' swear word?
- "Mother fucker!" :P

Riding the bald-headed fishbowl

1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
- I would use the holder for the kitchen paper, I've always got it near the door lol, it seems like it would be quite a good beating stick thing ;P

2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
- No, I'm not retarded. Coins taste funny

3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
- I always get underwear from my mum for Christmas, sorry, they label the presents as "From Santa" Still.

4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
- lol, well it's probably from when I came out from surgery once when I was about 14? I had a huge frame put on my leg and it would be hard for clothes to go over it. ANYWAY, I used to wear undewear back then, and the surgeons didn't want me to have to cut my underpants off, so they ended up taking them off before putting the frame on. So I woke up in recovery, fucked off my face on drugs and stuff, and the first image I saw was my dad waving my underpants at me.

OR

That just reminded me of another time, and rather than delete the last lot, I'll tell you about this one as well. I was in hospital after another surgery involving an epidural (Where you are paralised from the waist down) so I had no control over my bodily functions in that area and ended up doing really huge loud farts in the middle of the busy ward for ages, and pissed the bed.

5. How many kids do you want?
- 3, Jason, Sophie and Jackson

6. Whats your moms middle name?
- I don't think my mum has one

7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
- lol yes at my old uni, I got fined for attacking my friends with it in the kitchen. £50!

8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
I've only ever drove my shitty car, other than the driving instructors :P

9. Who do you hate?
- I don't hate anyone, please don't start with shitty questions.

10. What do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
- I have no idea! I will be in North Carolina by the end of the year, so that doesn't really involve hope! :P

11. Do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
- My 40 year old uncle is a boy racer, just got an MRX lol.

12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
- No, I have woke up after sleeping on both of my arms all night, sat up and they were both asleep, flapping around like massive flacid penises.

13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
- I was earlier, not so much now though. We were talking about computer games n shit we used to play as a kid.

14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
- Is that one of those glo-worm things? No on both counts :P

15. Can you dive?
- Probably not, I'd end up drowning or some shit

16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
- What? No...

18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
- Are you crazy? I would DIE

19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
- Some guy was following me around telling me a story about how he lived in the hedge (he pointed at it) I just turned to him and said "Look, I don't want to know your story, here's a quid"

20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
- They all taste the same to me

21. Favorite food you CRAVEEE?
- I have been craving lots of burgers lately, and I never used to have them. I really fancy a calzone after watching Mel demolish one last night though.

22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
- My bellybuttons don't go deep enough to collect much of it :P DID YOU KNOW, that it's actually fuzz from your socks that have travelled all the way up your body while you have been walking!

23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
- No, that is revolting.

24. Do you REALLY floss everyday?
- Nope, I have only ever flossed like once or twice. I'm always scared that the string is going to get stuck in between my teeth or something. Or I'll sneeze and end up garrotting myself.

25. What is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
- I'm boring, I have some chocolate flavoured Lynx (AXE) and some Bench stuff.

26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
- I'm always up for anything :P

27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
- I hit a squirrel in the car (Apparently) I actually thought it made it over the road, but Scott is adamant that I squished it. I had nightmares for ages :P

28. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
- WHAT THE FUCK

29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
- Some little tamagotchi type thing IIRC, I'm not sure though. I normally give them away to any nearby kid in McDonalds

30. If you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
- I want to be in Raleigh, giving Mel lots and lots of snuggles <3

31. Can you juggle?
- Lol no, I am shit at just simple catching :P

32. How do you feel right now?
- Headachey

33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
- No, but I have a KitKat Chunky in the fridge

34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
- 178 minutes

35. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
- I have always been a geek. But I did love playing with replica guns too lol ;P

36. Are you willing to go the distance?
- I'm going some distance in Decembeeeeer!

37. Did you answer question 17?
- Yes, I did answered them all!

cocks everywhere

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
~ Lily, she kept jumping on me this morning waking me up about a million times. So I let her out ;P

2. What is your weapon of choice?
~ I'm not too shabby with a rifle!

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
~ Nopes

4. How about of the same sex?
~ I have done in the past, people don't expect a shortarse like me to lash out.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
~ My dad probably

6. Name 5 of your pet peeves?
~ People leaving the butter out
~ Liers
~ People that bitch all the time whenever you see them
~ Hipocrites
~ Cheats

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
~ Nah, I don't hold grudges at all, after I've slept on it I'm fine

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
~ Poo. Well, I had one today, but I haven't had one since last Friday :o

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
~ 9pm ;D

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
~ The landlord to fix my light

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
~ I'm not sharing these gems!

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
~ Yeah of course, they are awesome!

6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
~ I had a good workout before bed ;D

7. How many times did you snooze your alarm clock today?
~ I always set my alarm an hour or so before I actually have to get out, then hit snooze every 5 minutes ;P

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
~ Starbucks hazlenut hot chocolate

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?
~ I love lamb :D

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one night?
~ Jesus Christ, metric fuckloads

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
~ Nah, I wish I could put weight on though :/ Fucking genetics

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
~ I'm a skinny little shit

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
~ Salty foods, I'm more a savoury person than a sweet person

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet and thought "lunch"?
~ hahahahaa what?!

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked:
~ Quite a few :)

2. How many people have seen YOU naked:
~ Loads, I have a habit of walking around the house naked, it's ok when you're on your own, but when you live with people it gets a bit more interesting

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at someones chest/crotch?
~ lol no, I'm generally quite good at that, I always notice if they have their zip down though, fuck knows why

4. Have you ever had sex and how many times?
~ How many times have I had sex? What?!

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of the opposite gender?
~ I'm a boob man I guess?

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
~ Loads of times

7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
~ I had a full STD test a while back when I got a water infection, it turned out to be something else though. Sticking a cotton swap up my bellend, how very dare she!

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
~ None

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
~ Anything with random shit in it

3. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
~ I would do so fucking much!

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?
~ Rich :D

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
~ Depends on the hours!

6. Have you ever stolen anything?
~ A few times when I was a sprog, I was a bit of a naughty boy!

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
~ Not many, I don't really listen to music much anymore

PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
~ Hmm, dunno what to put in here, probably learn how to walk after my sweohegigbergnen yeah. You know.

2. Whats one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
~ HAH!

3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
~ I want to get married and have a family :)

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
~ Nah. I always try to be first though ;P

5. Have you ever entered a contest knowing you would win?
~ A few times :)

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
~ lol, probably

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
~ I've done fuck all today.

ENVY
1. What item does any of your friends have that you want?
~ I want a new car

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
~ I have no idea what that is

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
~ I'll always want to be me :)

4. Have you ever been cheated on?
~ More times than I care to mention.

5. Have you ever wished you had a different physical feature and what?
~ lol, would you like a fucking list?

6. What trait in others do you wish you had for yourself?
~ I wish I was better at the whole edumacation bollocks. But it just bores the shit out of me. give me something to do and I'll do it

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?
~ No, I'm not that bored.

Finally, what is your worst deadly sin?
1. I don't really know. Possibly Envy

The messiah of masturbation!

January, what was your love life like?
- None existant, how funny a few weeks makes!

Will tomorrow be a good day?
- Tomorrow should be fairly good, not got anything planned, just the way I like it :)

Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
- I'm really fucking good right now :)

Do you get mad easily?
- Nah, I'm the most laid back motherfucker everrrrrrrr

When was the last time you cried?
- Ages ago :)

Do you like people in general?
- I try to, some people just piss me off from the start though

Would you marry for money?
- Nah, I am only going to marry somebody I really want to spend the rest of my life with :)

What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
- I finished my Pepsi off, slurpy derpy

If somebody liked you, would you want them to tell you?
- Yeah, then I can tell them not to waste their time :)

Whose birthday is coming up?
- No idea really. Nobodies that I can think of!

What should you be doing right now?
- I'm doing exactly what I should be doing right now :D

Were you happy when you woke up?
- Aye, I woke up in a rather good mood this afternoon :)

Who was the last person to text you?
- Gaunty, I didn't reply because I'm a terrible friend ;P Oh and lazy

Do you want your tongue pierced?
- I did have it pierced years ago, but I swallowed my last ball so had to retire it as I couldn't find any spares. I do want to get it done again though. Maybe next month. Or maybe I will go into town and do it tomorrow...

What do you currently hear right now?
- I can hear Mel tapping away filling this in with me, although I bet she doesn't finish it ;)

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
- I want a small black gecko tattoo, and the above tongue piercing.

Last thing you did before bed last night?
- I was really sleepy last night, I got in bed, AIM'd Mel for a bit until I had to go to sleeps

If something was wrong, who is the first girl you would go to?
- Mel, she always knows how to give me a big cheesy grin

This time last year, can you remember who you were going out with?
- Yeah, It wasn't for much longer though.

Do you miss the way things used to be?
- Nah not at all, These past few months have been fantastic :)

Are you a patient person?
- I try to be, most of the time I'm quite impatient, but I don't let it get to me though

Who was the last person who gave you flowers?
- I have NEVER had flowers

Have you ever had a sleepover with the last person you kissed?
- If you mean passionately, then yeah, we lived together for almost 2 years ;P

Why'd you last get pissed?
- Pissed as in annoyed? Or drunk? I got quite pissed a week or so back if that counts? If so, it was because I wanted to! :D
Angry pissed, I can't really remember. Probably when the DWP fucked up yet another bastard payment. But that's all sorted now.

Will this next weekend be a good one?
- Hopefully, I don't really want to do what has been planned for me, but meh, we'll see.

Do you want things to change right now?
- Things are good right now, they do get better when Mel moves over here in June though, I wish I could change it so she was here now. But patience is a virtue.

Who is your favorite person to talk to when your down?
- I like to talk to lots of people when I'm down, just get it all out in the open, and then I feel a million times better :)

Do you like to cuddle?
- I am the cuddle master thankyou :D

Would you rather be mad or sad?
- I'd rather be mad, I love having little bouts of rage :D

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
- I'm going to be in this one forever :D

What is your current mood?
- My current mood is rather good :D

Do you believe in true love?
- I'm feeling it right now bitch!

Will your next kiss be a mistake?
- Nah not at all, June can't come fucking quick enough :D

Has anyone got on your nerves today?
- Lily has a little bit, she keeps coming in the house, eating, then fucking off back outside :/ Oh well, as long as she sleeps tonight!

Is there anybody who truly disgusts you?
- Not really.

Anyone of the opposite sex you tell everything to?
- I tell Mel everything :D

Where will you be in 3 hours?
- I might be in bed, I might not :D

Could you handle being married to the last person you kissed?
- Oh god no, thanks, but no thanks! The next person though. Fucking cannot wait to get married and have BABIES!

Have you told anybody you loved them today?
- I have told Mel a few times that I love her today, and I will be telling her a few more too tonight!

Do you currently have a hickey?
- Nope, they are dirrrrdy

Have you hugged or kissed anybody today?
- I gave Lily lots of hugs and kisses :D

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
- Gaunty took a picture of me with Birky molesting a statue, oh and playing OutrunSP :P

Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
- Lily hopefully if she comes back home and is all tired before I go to bed

Favorite thing to get at McDonalds?
- Double Sausage and Egg McMuffin. But I am NEVER awake early enough to go get one. ;P

If you're on a laptop, how much charge does it have left?
- I'm not on a laptop, sorry!

Are you a dog or cat person?
- I like both, but only big dogs, not little fucking shitty yappy terrier ones. But I am mainly a cat person :3

Who's house did you last sleep over at?
- I don't like sleeping over at peoples houses, you can't beat your own bed. But I last stayed over at Sues house. Freezing my balls off and couldn't sleep on the sofa!

What are you doing?
- Talking to my princess, and doing this :D

Something your excited for?
- June, please hurry the fuck up. April has taken forever, May best be quick as fuck.

When is the last time you actually hung out with your first friend on your top?
- I hang out with Mel all the fucking time :D

Where would I have found you last night at 10 PM?
- Sat here on my fat arse

Do you care what people think of you?
- Nah, the only person whose oppinion of me matters is Mels, and she lurrrrrrrves me :D

Have you ever slept on the floor with someone you liked?
- I don't know, I always try to at least get a sofa ;P

Where are you right now?
- I'm in my shitty little flat

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone & what did you talk about?
- I spoke to Mel, and, well yea ;P

Do you curse in front of your parents?
- Sometimes, It's quite amusing now that I'm older, it seems more acceptable, however I like seeing how far I can push it. And anyway, stuff just randomly comes out sometimes, even on the phone.

Do you think the last guy/girl you kissed cares for you?
- Nope, and I couldn't give a fuck if she does!

Are you happy right now?
- Yeps, I'm sure I've said my mood is good already in this survey!

Why aren't you dating the last person who you kissed?
- Drifted apart, tbh we shouldn't have got together in the first place.

Have you ever loved someone and were too scared to tell them?
- Nah, I'm quite good at sharing my feelings with people

Could you go a day not talking to the last person you kissed?
- Aye, I've gone almost a year ;P

If you could have something right now, what would it be?
- Some plane tickets *flies around*

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst?
- Sue has seen me when I was at my lowest, she probably wouldn't have realised though, I'm quite good at hiding that sorta shit in person.

Do you think you'll have the same best friend a year from now?
- I'm pretty sure I'll be friends with all of my friends a year from now :) I'd like to hope so!

Have you been told you're amazing?
- Mel says I am :D

Have you ever kissed someone who's name starts with M?
- Soooon I will :D

Have you had sex today?
- Not yet, I might later ;P

Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up?
- Loads of people :)

Will you be in a relationship in the next couple months?
- I sure as fuck hope so!

Are any of your friends virgins?
- *giggles*

Is sarcasm amusing?
- Sarcasm is fucking awesome, and no, that isn't me using sarcasm

Are you 100% single?
- I'm 1000% taken!

Are you still friends with the last person who broke your trust?
- Nope, not really. We might talk randomly now and again, but that's it!

Do you think someone is talking smack about you behind your back?
- I don't think so. People know not to say stuff behind my back in case I find out. They can tell me to my face, and they do!

How long have you lived in the house you live in now?
- Almost 2 years now.

Would you ever date your best friend of the opposite sex?
- No, that would be fucking strange.

Are you a clumsy person?
- Oh god yes.

What is something strange that you proudly enjoy eating?
- Mel thinks crisp sandwiches are weird.

Do you wear make up?
- Nah

Is the last person you kissed gay?
- Nope, I don't think so lol

First place you went this morning?
- I went to take a pee. (So I went into the bathroom, in case you are thinking I went outside and pissed in the street or something)

You are getting ready to go to bed, and the last person you kissed shows up, what happens?
- Go to bed, and leave them outside.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- I can't remember.

When was the last time you really laughed?
- Mel cracks me up all the fucking time ;P

Have you ever dated someone twice?
- No, it's not worth it.

Do you have secrets that if you tell, people would be shocked?
- I'm sure I may have a couple laying around

How do you feel about girls smoking weed?
- I don't care

Are you a jealous person?
- Sometimes, I hate it though!

Do you think two people can last forever?
- We will :D

Do you sleep on your stomach?
- Nah, I sleep on my side

Next movie you will see?
- I have no idea.

When's the last time you scared someone?
- I always used to scare my mum all the time. She'd be in the kitchen and I'm really quiet when walking around, so I'd just appear alongside her and shit her up.

Do you know anyone that's tried meth?
- Probably

Do you hate school enough to drop out?
- Nah, I got kicked out ;P

Could you stay in a relationship for over a year?
- Already have done. This relationship is going to last a lifetime though :D

Do you know who you'll even kiss next?
- I do *waves to her on cam* Bah she didn't notice, she noticed when I was making kissing noises though and blew me a kiss back ;D

Ever kissed a brown hair brown eye person?
- Aye

What are your plans for the weekend?
- Well, I have a feeling I may be kidnapped at some point, unless I can get out of it

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a A?
- I don't think so, no.

If you had to choose between a million dollars or be able to change a regret?
- Money please, I don't have any regrets

What shoes did you wear today?
- My Nikes

When was the last time you were in a very good mood?
- I'm in a very good mood

How has 2010 been so far?
- Fucking fantastic

Do you usually go to the school games?
- Nah

If you had to go live in the desert for a month what's the 5 things would you take with you?
- A hat, A satalite phone, a car, water, and a pair of shorts.

Are you going to move into a home by your self when you're older or live with another person?
- lol, I'm moving in with my friend soon, a month or so I reckon, and then moving the New Bern in December :)

Ever liked someone who didn't like you back?
- Aye, but I never let it get to me :)

Do you have a mirror in your room?
- Somewhere, I really should get that shit up on the wall.

Stolen from BrokenEvil421

Name:: Nik Webster

Age:: 27

Location:: In my front room

Religion:: lol. don't even get me started on this fucking massive bullshit

Boy/Girl friend:: Melody <3

Favorite band:: NoFX

Singer:: Lenka

Song:: Cranerries - Zombie

Style of music:: Anything goes

How many Cd's do you own:: Not a lot

Favorite movie:: Butterfly Effect

Actor:: Mr Depp

How many Dvd's do you own:: A few games, no movies

Favorite color:: Purple

Favorite day of the week:: Monday, no idea why :)

Favorite season:: Summer

Favorite holiday:: Christmas, cos I'm a greedy bitch

Do you have any tattoo's:: 2 on my back

Piercings:: 1, nipple

Do you still live at home:: Nopes

Mother or Father:: What about them?

Sister or Brother:: 1 brother

Magic number:: 22

Favorite fast food:: I'm boring, I love Mcdonalds ;P

Favorite soda:: Orange Tango

Alcoholic beverage:: JD & Coke

Food:: Pasta

Tea of coffee:: Coffee

Boy or Girl:: Boi

Kisses or hugs:: BOTH!

Love or hate:: Love

Black or white:: Black

Happy or sad:: Happy :)

Are you in love:: Oh yes

Would you like to get married:: Yes please!

When did you last cry:: A while ago

Do you like where you live:: It's ok, I love the city, just not my house

Where would you rather live:: Moving to North Carolina

Would you live on the moon:: Of course!

Do you like you get high:: Nah, I hate it

What where you like in high school:: I was the cool kid that got along with everyone

Did you ever get into trouble:: All the time, I was a badass

Do you get into fights:: I've been in a few

Dream job:: Nurse

Baths or showers:: Showers, but I really want a bath

Candy bar:: Double Decker

Bubble gum:: Wrigleys Peppermint

Animals:: Pussycat

Pets:: 1 cat, and 1 gecko

Xbox or wii:: Have both, but the Wii is fucking shite

Psp Ps1,2,3:: Nope

Are you bored:: Nah I'm quite good, looking for stuff to do when Mel gets here :)

What would you rather be doing:: Mel, later though.

Night or day:: It's dark out here

TECHNOLOGY IS AGAINST US TONIGHT!

Are you sitting on something other than a chair right now?
- My arse is on the chair, which is on the ground. ;P

What is your natural hair color?
- Brown, boring I know ;P

Who was the last person you ate a meal with?
- I had a sunday roast with Gaunty and Scott. It was a bit shit though tbh, should have gone somewhere a bit posher.

Did you sip your last drink through a straw?
- Nope, drinking a beer from the can :)

If you're wearing any, what color is your nail polish?
- I'm not wearing any ;D

What cereal did you last eat?
- Jesus, I can't remember. I've not had cereal in about 10 years, but it was probably Weetabix

Do you use fake tanning?
- Nope, I am not an orange.

When was the last time you got sunburned?
- Last year in Malia, shittest fucking holiday destination EVER.

How many pairs of flipflops do you own?
- hahahahahhahahaha, I always break my neck when I put my dads on.

What was the reason behind the last time you received flowers?
- I haven't ever received flowers :( I've sent them though :)

What was the last thing you uploaded to your computer?
- I uploaded a video for Mel to put in her morning email <3

Have any plans for tomorrow?
- CLEEEEEEANING! For reals this time.

How old were you when you received your first professional mani/pedicure?
- I have never had one! :P

What was the most interesting part of your day?
- Talking to my baby, even though her interwebnet has been super shit tonight and I haven't got to see her pretty face as much as I'd liked to. Hopefully it will be back on after her bath :)

How much is the outfit you're currently wearing?
- lol, not a lot.

Do you know someone who is ambidextrous?
- My dad is a bit ambidextrous

Who do you consider your second set of parents?
- I dunno really, my friends all look after me

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
- I have deep conversations all the time :)

Do you often text message throughout the day?
- I start messaging Mel as soon as I wake up, until I fall asleep <3

What was the last reason you ditched class?
- I couldn't be arsed with it.

Who was the last classmate you unexpectedly saw out of school?
- It was yesterday. Heh. I hid from that bitch before she noticed me.

Would you prefer to drive a car or a truck?
- A truck, I want a big fuckoff pickup :D

Have you ever had to change a flat tire on the side of the road before?
- Aye, I'm fucking awesome at that shit yo.

How many instant message conversations do you have going on right now?
- I have one right now, Mel on MSN

Where do you find you take most of your naps?
- On my bed, starfished.

Have you ever sat on a rooftop before?
- Aye, a few times :D

When was the last time you saw a shooting star?
- January I think it was. In fact. Wow... Timing

What did you order on your last visit to Starbucks?
- I had a frappacino

What cuisine did the last restaurant you went to serve?
- The last proper restaurant I went to that wasn't a "pub" was an italian one.

So, what did you do today?
- I chilled out and watched some shit on TV

What was the last movie you watched?
- I saw Kick Ass yesterday, such bollocks

What's your favorite type of donut?
- Normal sugary ones with the hole in the middle, fuck filled donuts

What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you consumed?
- I had a pepsi earlier

What color are your headphones?
- Black, Microsoft Lifechat 3000s

Who is your last text from?
- Carb, showing me his wound from when he stood on a nail

How do you make money?
- By playing the government

What color did you last paint your nails?
- Black, but it was totally against my will, honest

What color is your wallet?
- Red, with a red pattern on it. (It's a super geeky wallet that I'm not going to expand on)

Do you currently have feelings for anybody?
- I'm super in love! :P

Do you know any "cougars"?
- A what?

What's your favorite t.v show?
- I have a couple, 24, House etc.

Have you ever been to a concert?
- Loads :D

Who was the last person you were in a car with?
- Gaunty and Scott, coming home from the cinema

What's your job title?
- Bum

Do you shave your armpits?
- Nope

Do you think that piercings are trashy?
- Nopes

Is the light on in the room you're in?
- Aye it is.

Favorite fruit:
- Strawberries

Where is the person you dislike the most?
- I dunno who I dislike the most.

How about the person you have feelings for?
- She's on her bed talking to me :)

Do you prefer glass or plastic cups?
- Glass

Is your house big or small?
- It's fucking tiny, my new house that I'm moving to is quite big though

Can you whistle?
- Aye, but I hate people that do it

Do you wear bows in your hair?
- Nope

Has anybody ever been obsessed with you?
- I've had a few crazy stalkers in my time.

OH GOD NO, NOT IN THE ARSE

Name something you dislike about the day you're having?
- It's not been bad at all today, I'm having a nice relaxing day with my feet up :)

Do a lot of people understand you completely?
- I'd like to think people know me well, if anyone has a question then I'll answer it :)

Do you think this year is better than the last?
- Oh indeedy, my feelings of 2009 have been wiped off the face of the Earth for me :)

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
- Of course. I do need a new bed though, I can't wait until I move out :D

Where is the last person you kissed?
- I dunno, and I'm not bothered where she is.

Are you heartbroken in any way?
- Nope, Mel has fixed my heart right up and is currently taking very good care of it :)

Who last played with your hair?
- I can't remember, I've not had my hair fiddled with in ages.

Do you think its disgusting for girls to drink and get drunk?
- Nah not at all :)

Do you regret anything you've done this year?
- Not this year no, nothing at all :D

So, you like someone?
- I do, how did you guess?

Does your hair smell good?
- Of course, I wash it daily :D

Ever really cried your heart out?
- I've been upset about stuff and cried, but who hasn't?

What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten?
- Getting hit in the head with a hammer.

Do you remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed?
- Yeah

Where did you get the pants you are wearing?
- I got them online ;D

Have a best friend?
- I have a few very good friends, I don't like the label "best friend" It's nice to have a mix

Last person you talked to on the phone for over an hour?
- Mel the other night :)

What were you wearing when you had your last kiss?
- Oh I can't remember

Is there any alcohol in the fridge?
- Nopes, I drinkeded it all

Who was the last person to call you?
- Gaunty

Ever been called babe?
- Of course, Mel showers me with random words of affection constantly :D

Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
- Mel will be in my hands as always :)

What is on your wrists right now?
- Nothing

Have you ever slapped someone?
- A few people, only playing though ;D

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking weed?
- Yeah, I hate weed

What was the last thing you spent money on?
- I bought a meal yesterday for me and Scott, he then paid me back by getting my cinema ticket

How are you feeling at this exact moment in time?
- Happy :)

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything?
- Nopes, not at all. Well, time could go faster please

Are you a bad influence?
- Yep

What's the last thing someone bought you?
- Scott bought my cinema ticket yesterday for Kick Ass.

Who's the last person you were in a car with?
- Gaunty and Scott

Are you happy with your life at the moment?
- Very

When you and your friends are out and about do you usually get dirty looks?
- Not really, we are the ones giving everybody else weird looks ;P

Is there someone who instantly makes you smile when they send you a message?
- Mel <3 All the time :)

Have you ever liked someone then the feeling just dropped in the middle of nowhere?
- I don't think so. Oh having said that yeah, my ex.

Have you ever been 'under the influence'?
- Of course

Who was your last myspace IM?
- Mel :P

Do you eat meat?
- I love meat :D

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
- Nah not at all, I'll talk about any level of filth.

If you could get one piercing and one tattoo, where would you want them?
- I want my tongue repiercing, and a gecko tattoo on my chest

American Idol is really annoying. Agree or disagree?
- Yes. I don't watch it ;P

Has anyone ever told you they were in love with you?
- Mel tells me all the time :D

Ever heard the saying "to get over someone, get under someone else?"
- Nope, it makes no sense.

Do you find smoking unattractive?
- I'm not fussed

If you could make your lips bigger, would you?
- No, I like my lips *KISSY KISSY*

Are you one of those people who just don't care?
- I don't not care, I just don't care too much and get on with shit.

Which is worse, missing someone or not having some one to miss?
- I miss Mel on a night, I can't wait til June

Do you think you could be with someone for over four years?
- Yea, Mel has me for life <3

How long do you think it takes to fall in love with someone?
- Depends on the person. When I first met Mel I knew she was something special.

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone?
- I don't know, possibly

When is the last time you actually hung out with your first friend on your top?
- I hang out with Mel all the time :D

Do you trust your gut instincts?
- I do

Who's the first person you spoke to in 2010?
- Scott, Sue, Stew or Deb

Do you like when people play with your hair?
- I do <3

Let me guess, your last incoming call was a girl?
- Nope, it was a dude

Is there a specific moment you can replay in your mind perfectly?
- I can play a moment that's coming up in my head perfectly all the time :)

Do you like falling asleep listening to rain?
- No, it annoys me

Is tomorrow gonna be a good day?
- Tomorrow is a huge clean up day :)

What was the first thing you thought this morning.
- "I wonder if Mel has emailed me" :)

Do you have sex everyday?
- lol...

Would your parents get mad if you got drunk while they were present?
- Nah, not at all :)

Best. Questions. Ever. <3

1. Is it difficult for you to look into some one's eyes when you are telling them how you feel?
- No, I really do love being able to be so open when I look Mel in the eyes and tell her how much I love her. It just feels totally natural. Even the first time we said it to eachother :) Even though the first time it was on the phone, it felt like she was really there with me,. Along with everything else we do together :)

2. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You get enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?
- This is an interesting one. I would probably do a conference call because I'm nerdy like that, and tell my family and Mel that I love them unconditionally, and will find a way to get the plane to land safely ;P All those years on flight sims may as well go to good use eh? ;)

4. You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. (A) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? (B) What do you do with your remaining days? (C) Would you be afraid?

- A= I'd tell everybody that means something to me, and I'd tell them not to worry but to please not forget me, as that is my biggest fear in life. Not bothered about dying, but I'm terrified of being forgotten, and not making my mark somehow in the timeline

- B= I would do all the things that I have wanted to do. Cash would not be an option as I'm sure people would help me do all the things in my final weeks :) But as long as I get to them all with Mel.

- C= No, as mentioned in A, my only fear would be of being forgotten. And I would use my time wisely to make sure I make a big enough impression on people in everything that I do :) And lots of videos / pictures to be passed on to our 3 beautiful children :)

5. You can have one of the following two things: trust/love.
- I don't believe that you can have love without trust. But you can have trust without love. So I would probably go with Love, as you need them both :)

6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
- Of course I'd save the dog, as Mel said, if my boss was to bitch about me skipping / being late for work over something I feel important, then it really isnt worth being there.

7. If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
- I would go to Mels, to hold her and make her smile :)

8. Think of the last person who you really knew that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give one year of your life. Do you?
- Fortunately I have been lucky enough to not been close to anyone who I have known. I would let Mel use it for me though :)

9. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
- I would hope so, I try to be the best kind of person that I can be for anyone. Today has been nice, people have been giving me praise about how good a friend I actually am, which is nice :)

10. Does love = sex?
- Love is definately not sex, I could go without sex for the rest of my life if Mel wanted me to and still made me feel this amount of love that I feel right now :)

11. Your best friend dies, what would you do?
- I would cry over any of my friends that died, and remember things they have said to me to try and improve my life. And act on what they said. I would never forget them.

12. When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt?
- I tell Mel everything that I'm feeling, I love being able to do it :) She never judges me and gives me great advice that I listen to, rather than some people saying stuff just to make me feel better, it may help for a while, but in the big picture of things I want the truth about what I should do, how I act, and Mel always gives it to me :)

13. What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you don't love them back?
- I have told plenty of people that I don't have the feelings that they want me to have for them, it's not hard, you just need to be able to say no.

14. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
- I don't really think I have anything really that I could give up on, I'm more of a free spirit, and I just do what I want, when I want to. I am going to miss Lily when I move to NC, but she will be joining me as soon as I can sort her out :) She has been my companion ever since getting her, when times have been hard I've always said to myself "don't do anything stupid, Lily relies on you" and it has always made sense :)

15. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them?
- I can't really remember, I need to actually say the words to my family more often. I dunno why I'm not actually any good about saying it in a "non romantically involved" way. I dunno. The last person I probably said it to was my brother. But again, I can't remember when this was. Maybe a year ago? In fact, I'm going to facebook it now :)

16. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, if you HAD to, even if you had "no regrets" what would it be?
- I would probably have been a better student, and not let my "fun" get in the way of everything like it had done in the past. Some things just always came first, and usually for everyone elses best interests rather than mine, leaving me in the educational mess that I'm in right now.

17. Imagine. It is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. Who do you call?
- I don't need to call anyone, however I will dial 999 on my phone then go out and see who it is before hitting the dial button, just in case :)

18. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying?
- Yeah, I would give anyone CPR if I felt they needed it, regardless of anything.

19. Are you old-fashioned?
- I have my traditions that I like to abide by, probably the one that comes to mind is trying to do something with Sue who shares the same birthday as me. I enjoyed and miss the days where we all got together more often, without all the shit that we have right now

20. Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart break or have never loved before?
- I already have true love, in the deepest possible sense of the word. I wouldn't be able to sleep on a night if I didn't say goodnight to Mel, or be able to see her pretty face at least once per day :) Fortunately I will not have to worry about that at all come June when I finally get to hold her in my arms :)

"I want you to use me and just fuck me like a slave"

If you woke up next to the person who sent you the oldest text in your inbox what would your reaction be?
- It's Mel, so my reaction would be *rolls over and puts his arms around her* :D

Are you counting down for anything?
- 49 days bitches!

If you could go anywhere right now where would it be?
- I would very much like to be snuggled up in Mels bed, it's very warm there and I have the nip on because I'm so cold!

Have you ever broken into someone's house?
- Yeah, but with their permission ;P

Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours?
- Only Lily :)

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
- Mel of course, she's going to be in my life foreverzzzzzz

Have you ever thrown up while intoxicated?
- Of course :D

Would you date a 13 year old at the age you are now?
- Rofl are you CRAZY!?

How many people know your deepest, darkest secret?
- I dunno really, I don't have any

You're trapped in a room for 3 days with the person you fell the hardest for?
and?
- Just 3 days? Can't we stay in there for 6 months? ;)

You open the door and it's Lil Wayne you:
- What?

Does anyone call you babe?
- Aye :) I like it

Will the last person you kissed be the next person you kiss?
- Nopes

If you just drank 15 beers, what would you be doing?
- Starting fights with people a million times bigger than me :P

Are you good at beer pong?
- Yeah I'm not bad

Are you hard to please?
- Nah, I have simplistic needs

Here comes the deep stuff, are you ready?
- I guess so!

Have you ever really been in love?
- I am right now, thanks

What do you hear right now?
- The hum of my pc :)

Are you wanting any tattoos at the moment?
- Yes, I have a couple in mind

The person you fell hardest for texts you at 4 am saying "Come outside", would you go?
- I would run outside :D

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months without cheating?
- Of course, cheating is wrong

Would you prefer a kiss on the cheek or neck?
- Neck :)

Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
- Yep indeedy :D

Are you nice to everyone?
- I try to be nice to everyone I meet, if they turn out to be a twat then so be it

Who was the last person you saw?
- Gaunty when he dropped me off

What brand of cereal did you last eat?
- I don't eat cereals

Where have you lived most of your life?
- Up't north

Who was the last person you met?
- Met? Like, a random person I didn't know? Urm, fuck knows.

What drugs have you done?
- Weed, Coke, Pills, Painkillers (lol)

What's your favorite thing to drink?
- I like ice cold water

Do you believe that "it all gets better in time"?
- It does indeed

Are you protective of your brothers and sisters?
- Very

Necklaces or bracelets?
- Necklaces :)

It's 4 in the morning, your phone rings, what do you do?
- I look at the number and go from there!

What's your relationship status?
- Very much taken :)

How was last night?
- It was very good thanks

What are your plans for the weekend?
- I'm being kidnapped again tomorrow, then tomorrow night and Sunday are snuggles time!

If someone liked you, would you want them to tell you?
- Of course, I would then tell them SORRY!

Have you kissed anyone whose name starts with an A?
- Can't remember

Do you wear flip-flops during the winter?
- Do I fuck, I hate flip flops

What is today's date?
24/4/2010

Tell me about the shirt you are wearing?
- I got it from a shop in Canterbury, it says in glow in the dark writing "I'm sorry, but haven't I come across your face before" and the font looks like jizz.

Do you like the beach, or does the thought of sharks frighten you?
- I love the beach :D

Are you a social person or do you keep to yourself?
- A bit of both, I love my alone time but I'll go out if needed

Has anyone told you that you broke their heart?
- I don't think so.

Who was the last person to give you a hug?
- Didn't I say earlier? Gaunty gave me a man hug before he left. As usual

Does anyone have any blackmail on you?
- I don't think so, no.

Do you like long car rides, or do they bore you?
- I love long car rides :D

Are you on good or bad terms with the last person you kissed?
- Me and my mum are good thanks

The last person you fell hard for says sorry, what do you do?
- I tell her to stop being silly as she has nothing to be sorry about, I love my boo <3

What is your age?
- 27, I hamz an old man.

Would the last person you kissed be mad if you kissed someone else infront of them?
- I couldn't give a fuck, in fact, I would love to randomly bump into them when Mels here :D

Is your phone right next to you, or at least close by?
- It's on my bed

The last person you kissed screams they love you, your reply?
- I reply? I just walk away yo.

Who's thinking about you right now?
- Mel is, but she is also thinking about food, and peeing.

Will this weekend be a good one?
- It will be good when I've got the social bit over with ;P

What woke you up this morning?
- Gaunty knocking on my window at 9:30 when I got to sleep at 7:30

Do you think the drinking age should be lowered to 18?
- It is 18 ;P

Do you want a relationship?
- I'm in one, and I fucking love it :D

Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
- My heart is for one person only

My vagina pops out at least 30 eggs each period.

Who is the last person you held hands with? Story?
- Hmm I can't really remember actually. I think it may have been Letty aaaages ago when she came to visit, and we were drunk, stumbling around on the ice and trying not to fall lol

If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
- I'd be in command motherfuckers ;D I always wanted to be in the forces, alas, it wasn't to be :(

Do you sleep with the TV on?
- Nah, I sleep with my pc on all night though, but I turn the screen off as it's a hdtv and it gets bitchy screenburn which is a cunt to get rid of :/

Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
- Yeah a few times, but I don't do it anymore, I very rarely drink milk.

Who can you always turn to?
- A few people, it all depends on what I want to bitch about really.

Who are you thinking of right now?
- I'm cooking some chips, so thinking "hmmm, how long have they been in the oven" as I can't be arsed to get up and check on them. And I'm also thinking about whether I should grate some cheese on them or not. I dunno if I'm in the mood for some cheesy chips...

What are you looking forward to?
- I'm looking forward to Mel getting her luggage, so we can have a look at it and make sure it's right :) Hurry up mr UPS man!

Do you think there is a difference between fucking and making love?
- Hmm sometimes, making love generally leads on to fucking though ;)

Has anyone ever sang or played music for you personally?
- Mel sings to me all the time. Usually that bloody "Let me take you to the movies" song though. Sing me something nice later please! Or you'll get a slap.

Ever made out on a bed?
- What kind of retarded question is this?

What are you doing this weekend?
- I am being kidnapped for a few hours on Saturday I think, unsure yet though.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name begins with a T?
- Nobody comes to mind

Do you have feelings for anyone?
- I am in love like crazy woah ;P

Where are you located right now?
- I am on my nice big leather chair in front of my pc :) Waiting patiently for my chips to burn, and Mel to get her sweet arse out of the shower :)

When was the last time you were in a car with someone besides family?
- The other day, we went on a bit of a mission to buy random shit. That all seemed to be a fucking massive waste of about £40

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What's between you and the last person you texted?
- I was talking to Mel with aim on my phone for a bit, as I had a really bad stomach ache so went to lay down on the bed for half hour :)

Do you know anyone that smokes pot?
- I don't know as many now as I used to, we all grew out of it for whatever reasons ;P

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
- Of course I can, I've been in this one for what feels like 3 million years <3 In a good way :D

Are your eyes the same color as your dad's?
- I don't think so, I can't remember :P

Do you like being single more, rather than being taken?
- Nah, being single is ok, but you can't beat finding the one you love :)

Is there a member of the opposite sex that makes you cry a lot?
- Nope, I haven't cried over somebody for a while. I've been a bit upset over stuff, but not enough to warrant crying over :)

Are you wasting your time on the person you love/like?
- Nah, we are both trying to kill time until June though :) But it's going to be so worth the wait :D

What do you want right this second?
- I want a nice big snuggle please :)

What are you doing besides this?
- Not a lot, watching Mels empty room, it's fascinating. Oh and waiting for my food to cook. Still not decided if I want to put cheese on them though...

Is your best friend a slut?
- Naaaaaaaaaah, she is a good girl now she's all settled :D

Have you ever liked someone that was in a relationship?
- Guilty, It wasn't with somebody I knew though. And he used to beat her.

Would you prefer to date someone taller, shorter or the same height as you?
- Roughly the same :)

When was the last time you kissed someone?
- Urm, My mum the other day when I went to pick up my new bank card

When you're getting ready for something, do you listen to music?
- I sometimes do, and it depends what I'm getting ready to do, if I'm getting ready to go clubbing I will normally put a bit of Dropkicks or Flogging Molly on :D

Is tanning your thing?
- Nah, I hate just sitting around not having anything to do, I get bored easily

Are you sitting at a desk, or somewhere with a laptop on your lap?
- It's not really a desk, it's a shitty big table with my pc all set up around it :)

Your last two kisses, were they with the same person?
- Urm, My mum and, I got kissed on the cheek by Letty when she was trying to embarass me in the pub, leaving a HUUUUUUUGE lippy mark on my face that just did NOT rub off

What is your biggest fear about making a total commitment to someone?
- I don't fear it at all, I love being able to give myself to somebody that I know will never fuck me about or hurt me :)

Day been rough?
- I've had an ok day really. Didn't get my chores done, but I'm wounded and unable to continue the fight until 100% operational.

Where is your mum right now?
- She's at home, fucking my dad.

Someone says "all guys are players" You say...?
- All boys are cunts.

Do you cross someones mind?
- I sure hope so! :P

Plans for today?
- Done everything, sorry scratch that. Not done anything I had planned to do, so all in all, a successful day :)

What's your middle name?
- Leon

What are 2 things you always bring with you to places?
- My phone, and my wallet ;D

Who did you last hug?
- Gaunty, nothing exciting, we were saying bye!

Last person you talked to on the phone with?
- Hmm, I called Mel last night briefly

What song are you currently listening to?
- Mel getting all giddy over her luggage that's arrived ;P

What was the last thing you ate?
- I have just finished eating my chips, and I did put cheese on them, the best decision I have ever made! OMNOMNOMNOM

Where is your phone?
- Good question, I think it's on the sofa somewhere :)

How often do you talk on the phone?
- I talk quite regularly nowadays :)

You are getting ready to go to bed, and the last person you kissed shows up, what do you do?
- I let my mum in and ask if she wantsa cup of tea ;P

If your phone goes off during the night, do you answer it?
- Sometimes. Depends if it wakes me up

Do you watch MTV anymore?
- Nah, I don't have it on my tv ;P

Is your heart broken?
- It's in fantastic little hands <3

What was the last thing you bought?
- I bought Mel a pig keyring torch ;P

Ever been called babe?
- Mel calls me babe all the time. Hopefully not in the same sense as that fucking little talking pig.

Do you have a best friend?
- I have a few best friends :)

What happened at 10:00 am?
- I had really bad cramps at around 10am, then I went back to sleep when they passed.

Have you made someone happy today?
- Mel seemed really happy with her pink suitcase and holdall I bought her :)

You're rude, aren't you?
- I got called rude yesterday, then had my balls threatened with a tazer :(

What do you hear right now?
- Mel talking about piercings and stuff

Will you fuck yourself tonight?
- Nah, I'm saving a nice load up for when Mel is ready for me again ;)

Do you look decent when you wake up?
- I look like hell ;P

Let's create anthems of our own tonight

Where's the girl you want most?
- She is being a very lazy sleepybum!

Do you get drunk every weekend?
- Nah, I used to but not anymore, I've grown out of it

Have you ever slept in the same bed with the opposite sex?
- Of course.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/​​girlfriend drinks?
- Nah, not at all :)

Last person you hugged?
- Gaunty, big ole manhugs!

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- I can't remember, I tend not to cry in front of people, not that there's anything wrong with it of course!

What was the last thing you laughed out loud about?
- Mel made me chuckle today when she was taking the piss out of me tripping over ;P

What did you do this weekend?
- I hung out with Gaunty on Sunday, and I think that's about it, had a lazy day on Saturday. Or maybe we hung out on Saturday and I did the lazy thing on Sunday... I can't remember.

Are you happy right now?
- I am quite happy yes, thankyou for asking mr survey

Do you have a bad habit?
- I have a few, I fart like a marine yo. To name just one ;P

Were you happy when you woke up? Why?
- I was feeling rather good when I woke up today :D Not sure why, the sun was shining and that always helps :D

Have you been to a baby shower?
- Nope, I was there the day Mia was born though, that was nice :)

Do you live near your ex boyfriend/​​​​girlfriend?​​​​
- Nah my ex lives about 30 miles away or something

Do you remember your dreams?
- Most of the time :D I have good dreams :)

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name begins with T?
- Nopes

What is the longest you have ever talked on the phone?
- I talk to Mel for about 10 hours a day over msn voice comms, does that count? :)

Last received call?
- Gaunty called me to talk about some stuff.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
- My little pudding means the world to me :)

Are you wearing make up?
- Nope

Are you currently frustrated with a boy or girl?
- Nah I'm frustrated with a fucking PC that I want to fix so I can move it out of this room >_<

Do long distance relationships work?
- Yeah, they do :)

What color is your hair currently?
- Brown

What does your hair look like today?
- Just boring and short as usual

What book are you currently reading?
- I'm not reading anything right now, other than fucking error messages >_<

Have you ever been in a car accident?
- I've been in a few

Something good going to happen tomorrow?
- I'll be doing what I do every day, and love it! :D

What scares you more: snakes or spiders?
- Spiders piss me off

Would you rather have a smoothie or milkshake?
- I'll have a strawberry milkshake please, or a chocolate one

Do you sleep with your door open or closed?
- My door is always open so the pussycat can go and get some food, not that she does, she always just wakes me up to let her out of the bedroom window.

Do you smoke weed on a daily basis?
- Nah, I don't do weed anymore, not done it for about 6 years or something.

What are you doing for your next birthday?
- I have a few things in my head that I'd like to do :)

Would you go to your bf/gf house in a complete blizzard?
- I would go no matter what :)

What is your favorite thing about your bedroom and why?
- I don't really like my bedroom. My new one is going to be awesome though :)

Has someone ever told you that you have a nice ass?
- Mel loves my arse ;P

Do you have any pets?
- I has a pussycat and a Leopard Gecko :D

Your last relationship: who ended it?
- I think it was more mutual than anything, I gave her the choice though :)

Please, not in the balls!

1.How late did you stay up last night and why?
- I think we nodded off around 7:30am as we were having some us time :)

2. What was the first thing you thought this morning?
- This morning? lol, I didn't drag my arse out of bed until about 3:30pm ;P And you know who I was thinking about snuggling with :)

3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
- She is younger <3 My little princess :P

4. What did you do last night?
- I watched a few TV shows and talked to Mel all night, as I do every night :P

5. Do you own anything that cost more than 1000 dollars?
- My pc probably costs around that much, I think the gfx card was about 4--$ on it's own

6. Have you ever ran with scissors?
- No, that is dangerous! :P

7. Have you ever talked to Tom?
- Nope, because I'm not a homo, however I do have a tshirt with him on it... I have never worn said tshirt

8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them and meant it?
- I tell Mel I love her all the time, and I do mean it! :D

9. How is your day so far?
- Yeah, it's beeen quite good really :) Except that I'm struggling to get my fucking second pc online GRRRRR

10. Do you want to go to college?
- I've been twice, it wasn't for me. Forensics is boring as fuck. Biomedical is alright though, but well, the SLC are a set of cunts.

11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12pm?
- I was asleeps ;D

12. Whats your favorite season?
- Summer :D Although we've had a rather nice spring this year!

13. Last thing you ate/drank?
- I had a Toffee Crisp and I'm drinking a bottle of Lucozade. Boiling some eggs right now though :D

14. When was the last time you cried and the reasons?
- I can't remember, unless you cound me sniffling while watching Click, but that always makes me tear up!

15. Are you single?
- Nope, and I never will be again!

16. Name something you cannot wait for?
- I can't wait for Mel to get her arse here in June

17. What did you do for your last birthday?
- I had a meal with some of my friends, it was very nice :) Looking forward to this year :D

18. How many kids do you want to have?
- 3. 2 Boys and a Girl

19. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
- Loads of peoples

20. How many red lights have you ran?
- A few, I'm usually a good boy though :)

21. Have you ever cried while taking a shower?
- What, that's retarded. Although I get shampoo in my eyes CONSTANTLY and that makes me want to cry!

22. What was your favorite grade?
- I wasn't a big fan of school at all, but I really enjoyed Year 7, which is the first year of high school :)

23. What were you doing at 12 am last night?
- I was talking to Mel <3 And probably doing shit surveys :D

24. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends?
- I only have one person on my top friends because I don't really use myspace! But I would do a lot more than just kiss her, thankyou very much ;P

25. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
- Yep, a couple people

26. When was the last time you were given roses? and from who?
- I haven't ever received roses!

27. Plans for tomorrow?
- HOUSEWORK GOD DAMNIT I WILL DO IT TOMORROW, I PROMISE! STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

28. When did your last hug take place?
- A few days ago, was a goodbye man hug ;P

29. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
- Some people always put Nick instead of Nik, or spell Nicholas as Nicolas...

30. Have you ever started a sentence with -No offense, but...?
- Of course "No offense, but I think you're a bit of a cunt."

31. Do you drink tea?
- Very rarely, I prefer coffee, but I also drink that rarely too ;P

32. When was the last time you saw a cop?
- I saw one the other day, he stopped me and asked who I was as I matched a description... That's the second time it's happened with me :O I must look like a ruffian

33. Did you ride in someone elses car today?
- Not today, I won't be in a car until sometime this weekend I guess.

34. Have you made a mistake in the past week?
- Nope, not at all :)

35. What song are you listening to right now?
- I don't have any musics on at all

36. Who was the last person to text you?
- Ash, "Ever get an urge to say "whens it due?" to skinny people to give them a complex?" I didn't reply, because I'm lazy :P

37. Do you miss someone?
- Mel has vanished to another room, I wonder where she's gone :O

38. Is there anything you regret about your past?
- I try not to regret anything, and look forward rather than back :)

39. Are you happy with your life?
- Exceedingly happy

40. What was the last movie you watched?
- Howls moving Castle with Mel a few days ago, dunno what I'll end up watching next though

41. Have you ever touched an elephant?
- I HAVE RIDDEN ONE OMG THEY STINK :P

42. Who was the last person to call you?
- Urm, The hospital, but I ignored it as I was asleep and they emailed me instead.

43. Do you sleep with the door open or closed?
- Open so Lily can patrol the flat

44. Do you sleep with the light on or off?
- Off, but I don't mind either

45. What is your favorite hobby?
- I don't really have any hobbies, I do like fiddling with shit bastard computers though

46. Do you own a pair of Nikes?
- Nope.

47. Do you have any pets?
- I have 2, one 2 year old pussycat, and a 1 year old gecko :)

48. What were you doing at 11 a.m. this morning?
- I WAS ASLEEP JEEZE

49. Is there a difference between the word best friend and good friend?
- Nah, I think they are pretty much the same :)

50. Has anybody on your top ever admitted to liking you?
- She likes me long time

51. Can you recall the last time you sincerely liked someone a lot?
- Right now

52. Are you afraid of clowns?
- They annoy me, but don't scare me

53. When is the last time someone of the opposite sex gave you a hug?
- Ooooh ages ago, my mum the other day if that counts?

54. Who is your celebrity crush?
- I don't have any right now, my first one was Melissa Joan Hart though, hahahahaaa

55. Do you know anybody who was abused?
- I know a few people :(

56. Favorite fruit?
- Strawberries

57. Do you take walks often?
- Not really

58. Have you ever had a reoccurring nightmare?
- Nah, I miss having recurring nightmares though, I don't even have normal nightmares :(

59. Is silence really golden?
- Sometimes

60. What did you do a week ago tonight?
- Talked to Melodyyyyyyy

61. Who is your favorite rapper?
- Eminem, lol

62. Are you afraid to grow up?
- Nah, I am all old

63. Who are your Top 4?
- Mel. ;P That's all the friends I have!

64. What language are you taking?
- English

65. Any upcoming vacations?
- Moving to North Carolina in December

66. Would you call yourself smart?
- I'm not totally retarded

67. Do you like to read?
- Aye, I just don't get time to do it anymore really :(

Wtf is a chicken thumb?

Name everyone you have texts from in your phone.
- No. lol. Probably only 3, Sue, Sophie, Ash and Gaunty. Oh and Facebook. ;P

Did the one person who hurt you the most in your life apologize?
- Kinda, I didn't accept the apology though.

Who was the last person to hug you?
- Gaunty gave me a hug before he left the other day, big manhugs ftw!

Last thing that made you cry?
- Right now reading this fucking question for the umpteen billionth time.

Do you think you'll be married in 10 years?
- I will be <3

How many funerals have you been to in your lifetime?
- 2 :) They were good sendoffs :) Although I nearly fell in my grans grave. That would have been embarassing.

Are you proud of who you are?
- Very proud of who I am :) Mel made me realise how great I am.

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
- Yea, twice!

Do you have any bruises right now?
- I have a bruise on my arse, from walking into the cupboard...

Honestly, if you could have ANYONE in the world, who would it be?
- I have the girl who I want thankyou :)

Do you have anyone's clothes?
- I have a friends sock. lol

Fact about the person you like/love?
- She is perfect in every way :) Like really.

Do you think you are a good boyfriend/ girlfriend?
- I hope so, you'll have to ask Mel :D

Are you highly attracted to anyone right now?
- More than you could ever believe, I pop boners whenever I see her ;D

What did you do this past weekend?
- I went on a bit of a road trip ;P

Is there anyone you wish you could be spending time with right now?
- I'm spending time with Mel ;D

How have you felt today?
- Today hasn't been that great, but it perked up tonight :D

Would you rather spend a Friday night at a concert or a crazy party?
- A concert :)

Have you ever liked someone older then you?
- Probably, aye

Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an S or P?
- Yea, Sue, Sarah, oh Sonya too. Dunno about any P's

Tell me about the shirt you wore yesterday?
- I've just taken off my southpark tshirt

Do you like horror or comedy?
- I like both :) Can't beat a good horror movie though

Which of your friends would you most likely get arrested with?
- Sue back in the day, not so much now she seems to have settled down a lot. So I will have to go with Birky

Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
- I want a new tattoo, on my chest. And possibly get my tongue pierced again :)

Have you kissed the last person you kissed more than 20 times in 2010?
- Nope, the only person I have kissed this year is my mum lol, I'm such a mothers boy ;D

Would you ever get a lip tattoo?
- Nope

Who's the biggest douche bag that you know ?
- According to Southpark it's John Edward ;P

Do you know anyone who has cut themselves?
- I know a few people who do, and have done in the past, including moi ;O

"Will you still love me when I'm old and wrinkly" - "Sure baby, you're old and wrinkly now"

What was your given name at birth?
- Nicholas Leon Webster

Are you immature or mature?
- I have my immature moments, but I like to think that I'm mature with things that really matter :)

Congratulations​ you just had a boy! His name?
- Jason Lyric Webster <3

Excited for anything?
- I'm excited for when I get to slip my fingers in between my girls for the first time in June

Last person you kissed?
- My mother, no tongues were involved though :P

Who did you like in august?
- In August last year? Nobody :)

Last time you consumed alcohol?
- I had a few last night, I really shouldn't on these tablets though. This morning my head felt like Satans testicles after they had been hit with a sledgehammer

Smoked weed?
- Yeah, not anymore though, I don't like it.

How many texts are in your inbox?
- I dunno, the phone is on the bed!

What are you listening to?
- Mel is nomming on the monster sammich OMNOMONOMNOMONOMOMNOM

Your last ex says leaving you was a mistake?
- I fucking know it was biatch, you snooze you lose!

Dislike anyone at the moment?
- I don't dislike anyone at all I don't think!

Do you eat sushi?
- I fucking love sushi, I don't have it enough :E

Main color in your closet?
- Black!

Anything bad happen today?
- It's been a bit of a poo day, but I'm all good now :D

Do you get along with the opposite sex better?
- I get along with anyone tbh :)

Latest let down?
- I don't know, not been let down in aaaaaaages

Last time you cried and why?
- I'm not sure I can remember :)

Have you changed since January?
- Yeah, I changed the day I met her <3

Any regrets?
- Nah, no point in regretting anything, every bad decision I have ever made, has made me the person I am today :)

The reason your not dating the last person you kissed?
- My mother is taken.

What will you do after this?
- I am going to talk to my little princess some more thankyou kindly :)

Do you speak your mind?
- I say exactly what I think. Most of the time anyway ;P

What are you wearing?
- Jeans and a Tshirt, oh and some nice warm socks ;P

Has anyone ever given you a stuffed animal?
- I don't think so no.

Would you pass a drug test right now?
- Aye, unless they checked for codeine ;D

Want to admit anything you lied about lately?
- I haven't lied for aaaaaaages ;P

Have you slept with 5 people this month?
- lol, no, I have not ;P

Have you ever been arrested?
- Nope, I am a good boy :)

Your last ex says she loves you?
- What does she want, a cookie?

What does your last text say?
- It's something off Sue iirc, but my phone is charging in the bedroom and I can't remember, or be arsed to pick it up ;P

Who did you last say i hate you to?
- I haven't said that in a very long time, I can't even remember who, when or what I said it to!

Did you mean it?
- Probably not

What are your plans for tomorrow?
- I am going to keep my girl happy all day long!

Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last month?
- Mel has seen me walking around the flat naked a few times. If that counts?

Will this summer be a good one?
- This summer is going to be fucking awesomesauce

Will you be in a relationship in 3 months?
- I fucking better be! ;P

Whats wrong with girls?
- They bleed for 5 days and don't die

Do you like anyone?
- I luuuuuuurve someone, whoever could that be?!

Do you work?
- Nope, I'm a bum. I did apply to some more jobs today though.

Did your last kiss mean anything?
- Every kiss means something!

Have you ever given up on someone?
- Yep

Do you whiten your teeth?
- Nopes, I'm English. ;P

Is there someone you miss being close with?
- I miss my little pookie, but she'll be here in June :D

Do you tend to push people away or cling onto them?
- I am quite good at finding a happy medium ;D

Cocky bubble blower

What is the best thing to happen to you this year so far?
- I got found by my soulmate, it was pretty whack yo ;D

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
- Have I fuck. I really really need to get some though, my shirt : jeans ratio is getting quite depressing. Shirts are winning about 230 : 1 ;P

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on MySpace?
- Urm, I dunno? It was probably Mel as that's the only person I know on myspace ;P

What is your idea of true love?
- Being able to touch somebody who isn't there, be made to smile whenever you feel liks arse. Mel is my definition of true love, and I will do everything I can to spend the rest of my life with her :D

What's something that can always make you feel better?
- My Mels pretty smile always makes me feel like all my problems have gone away, the only thing that matters to me in my life is her <3

Has your number 2 on your friends ever made you cry?
- I only have one myspace friend, amagad!

If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
- I wouldn't really be that bothered, I'm sick of getting drunk anywho.

What does the fifth text message in your inbox say?
- Oh I don't have my mobile on me right now, it was probably something shit from facebook telling me something I already knew after refreshing the tab.

Where are you right now, and how do you feel about where you are?
- I'm in my shitty little flat, that I can't wait to move out of!

What does your seventeenth text message say and who was it from?
- Again, I don't have my phone on me, but it is probably more of the same as nobody ever texts me unless they want something.

Have you ever flirted with a friends crush?
- Nah, I respect those boundaries!

When you're at the grocery store do you use the self-checkout?
- No, they piss me off

Break someone’s heart or have your heart broken?
- I'm the one who always seems to get hurt!

What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead body?
- I do lots of times, ok the dead body is the remains of a mouse, but still.

Are you listening to anything?
- I'm listening to my little sweetheart talking to me and going all "awwwwwwwww" over lolcats

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
- I am moving to Featherstone in a month or so, and then in December I am going to the US :D

Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
- Aye, when I was on holiday in Tenerife. Nothing really much to say. At school when we went swimming, they would make us jump in the pool fully clothed and pick up a brick from the bottom of the pool. Because that is very important to learn how to do.

What do you think of when you hear the word "meow"?
- My little pussycat Lily :D Probably wanting some fucking food.

If I looked on the bed next to you, what would I find?
- My princess is in my hand on my phone until she gets here in June :)

How much do looks matter to you in a guy/girl?
- I only go for the hottest of the hot, thankyou!

So fucking bored.

What does your Username mean?
- I was trying to think of a new net name as Teddynik (The name I made when I was about 13) was sounding a little homosexual for my liking. So while discussing it with my friend I ended up having a nosebleed. So it stufk :)

What is the geekiest thing about your current occupation?
- I am a professional bum, I sit around doing nothing all day every day.

What is your dream occupation?
- I really really want to be a nurse, but I don't think that's going to end up happening

Where is does your bloodline originate from?
- England born and bred I think. I would ask my brother but he never fucking replies to me on facebook because he's too cool for me.

What was your first car and did you put bumper stickers on it?
- I had a Ford Focus back in 98, it was about 8 years old and was a complete shitheap. If I had put a bumper sticker on, the bumper sticker would have just fallen off.

What is your favorite song?
- My favourite song of all time is Zombie by The Cranberries

What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
- The craziest thing was probably decided to drive home after getting wasted, and trying to sober up by having 15 cans of red bull. The drive home was about 353478538765 hours long too. I was fucked.

Bath or showers, which one do you prefer?
- Showers, but I do like a nice bath once in a while. Haven't had a bath in about 6 years. Might go stay at my mums this weekend or something and abuse the services.

What is your favorite thing to do alone?
- I like to sleep, boring I know. Or i'll just sit and catch up on my shows. I was going to watch 24 and House today but I didn't get round to it.

What geeky hobbies to you spend money on?
- I spend money on random bits for pcs, I used to pay for my wow subscription, but I stopped that, and my dad pays for it now as he is the only one still using my account. I think that's about it really.

What would you do with 1,000 plastic spoons?
- I would connect them all together to make some fantastic statue and then sell it for millions.

What is your favorite exercise?
- I don't do the e word yo.

What is one food you will never give up?
- I love eggs :D Every way except poached

What is your ideal lunch that you would want right now?
- I've just ordered a burger :D I'm so fucking hungry I could eat a scabby horse. Which is probably what the burger is made from.

Look around the room. What makes you smile?
- Lucy is climbing her wall

On a lazy Saturday, what can you be found doing?
- The same as I do every day, sat on my white arse wishing for time to go faster :)

What is one CD that you tell people it was a gift when really you blast it as often as possible in your car?
- I don't do that, I always used to listen to whatever I wanted, when I wanted to. My friends hated it though ;P

Do you believe in ghosts?
- I dunno, I don't think so

Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
- Of course, to believe that there is no life anywhere else is retarded.

What is one of the most unique things about you (could be geeky)?
- I was born with no kneecaps ;P There, have that one :)

What is on your bedside table?
- I don't have one, I put stuff on the window sill next to my bed, or on the floor.

What type of person were you in high school? A bully? Picked on? A (gasp) geek?!
- I was one of the half cool kids

What do you remember most about your high school prom?
- We never had proms at high school :( I wasn't even there for my year picture because I was in hospital :(

What was the most memorable class you’ve ever taken (doesn’t have to be formal schooling)?
- I used to like History, the teachers we had were awesome :)

What is the worst movie you’ve ever seen?
- I have to pick just one? Shit there are loads I hated. I actually walked out of the cinema watching Little Nicky though.

What is the best band you’ve ever seen live?
- NoFX are awesome live :D I missed them the last time they were in town though :(

If you could drop everything and go live somewhere else, where would it be?
- North Carolina with my boo <3

How do you feel about where you currently live?
- I hate it, moving soon though

What is one the end all goals as an evil scientist that you have?
- WORLD DOMINATION, clearly

What is the worst date you have ever been on? Was it the location or the person?
- I can't remember really.

What is the most expensive thing you own (minus car or house)?
- Probably my PC as I keep buying shit for it.

Can’t stand being around people who_________?
- Are complete cunts.

What is one of your pet peeves that sets you off like nothing else?
- People just fucking moaning constantly about the same fucking bullshit.

Do you have any phobias or things you are afraid of?
- Not really

Do you play any instruments?
- I can play drums, but I'm not particularly good

What is your most embarrassing moment?
- Pissed myself when I was at school, when I was about 5 or something. Teachers fault, he didn't let me go!

You have a council of 5 members that you can ask for advice whenever you want. Who (dead, alive, fictional or real) do you have on this team?
- I really can't be arsed with THAT one

Have you ever placed or won a contest?
- I've won a few competitions

What was your best Halloween costume?
- When I went as Bin Laden

Who is your favorite muppet?
- Scooter :D

Who have you lost touch with that you'd like to contact?
- I dunno really, I don't think anyone

What's the best compliment you've ever received?
- I get lots from my beautiful girl on a regular basis, and I love them all :D

Do you have an arch nemesis?
- Nopes

What's a subject you wish you knew more about?
- I'd like to know more about lots of things :)

What's the most fun you've had that you can remember?
- Oooh I have fun all the time :)

Have you ever heard rumors about yourself? Were they true?
- I've heard a few, some were some weren't

What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
- I dunno really.

What is something most people don't know about you?
- I have one foot bigger than the other, by half a size

What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
- Cat in the hat and Green eggs and ham :D

If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
- This is a good question, and the only one that comes to mind is Sabrinas house lol

What's the longest you've gone without sleep? Suffer any side effects (besides being tired)
- Not long, a few days, I love my sleep. If I don't get enough I get all grumpy :)

What's your favorite Web site?
- I have loads of websites I like :D

What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
- Probably to the theme Park the other week :D

What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
- Oooh, I'm a right sucker for bargains, I love hunting for them

What's the most interesting biography you've read?
- I don't think I've read one

What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
- I normally just get the starter mix, with prawn toast, and other stuff in :)

What's your least favorite word?
- Spacker

Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
- I dunno :)

If you could travel anywhere in world, where would it be?
- The US, then Australia, then I'd like to travel around China

Where do you go for advice (since you don’t have that council yet)?
- I ask my friends :)

Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
- No :( I'm not a big fan of being under water

What's the sickest you've ever been?
- Usually when my stomach is really bad :(

Have you ever taken dance lessons? Were you any good?
- Nope, and nope :D

What's your favorite Broadway musical?
- Annie, of course!

If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
- I'd go on my own if I had chance!

Who's your favorite game show host?
- Fuck knows

When was the first time that you had alcohol?
- I was about 12 or something

Who was the worst roommate you ever had?
- I have hated a few, but I'd have to say Laura, she was a right little bitch.

Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics.
- I can't be arsed.

What's your favorite infomercial?
- SHAM WOW! :P

What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
- HOURS!

What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
- I don't have one

Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
- Loads of times :D I need to do it again actually.

Would you rather be a hero or a villain?
- A hero :D

What is one show that if you miss it, you may tear up a bit?
- I'm not that anal, I just download them ;P

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
- I always wanted to be an astronaut lol

Can you share a story about swap-bot (good or bad)?
- Nopes

If you had to make a time capsule for yourself that you will open 10 years from now, what 3 things would you put in it?
- I would put in a picture of myself, A picture of Mel, and our plan :)

Are you where you expected to be in life? What has changed?
- I'm pretty much where I expected to be I guess

What is your geekiest possession that you love dearly but heaven forbid anyone see it?
- I dunno, everybody has seen most of my stuff.

You can cast any actor no longer alive to play you in a film about your life. Whom would you cast in the role?
- I'd do it myself

What do you think the secret to a good life is?
- Be happy

What three adjectives might other people use to describe your personality?
- Clumsy, geeky, funny

Do you have a frenemy? (a person that is a friend, but the competition between you two almost makes it an enemy). Will you keep this frenemy?
- Nopes, I don't think so

What famous person do other people tell you that you most resemble?
- Frank Skinner >_<

If you joined the circus, what act would you most want to perform?
- I would be the tiger trainer, RAAAAAAAWR

What is your current problem that you think too much about?
- I worry about money on a pretty regular basis

Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
- Loads of times. The best thing to use is toothpaste though

Do you have any special talents?
- I don't think so

What is your best scar and does it have an equally great story?
- My best scar is probably the one on my arm, from where the hospital fucked up surgery on it

What books are you reading currently?
- None at the moment :(

Was there a book that changed your life or your perspective?
- The Magic Faraway tree probably had some effect on my life when I was a kid

What is the first thing you notice about other people?
- Their smile

Are you good at Trivial Pursuit?
- Nope, I'm shite

Do you play video games? What are some of your favorites?
- Not really so much any more. Probably RPGs though

Who or what inspires you and why?
- Mel inspires me, she always know's whats best for me :D

Do you check facebook/myspace on old friends from school and jobs and such just to see what they look like?
- Yea

You wouldn’t be caught dead, where?
- I dunno really. Working at some shitty job that I don't want to do?

Can you fake any accents?
- Nope, not at all

I want to sell you to some sex slavers.

You're locked in a room with the last person who kissed you, what happens?
- I break out of the room and do a big dance

What's your locker number?
- I don't have a locker. I was about to put my debit card pin number then, but thought it's probably best not in case Mel decides to steal my wallet and run away when she gets off the plane :P

Are you available?
- Nope, I am happily married with 62 kids.

How many letters in your middle name?
- Leon = 4

Is someone on your mind right now?
- Mel is, she's in the shower, oh lordy... Wish she'd hurry up and get out so I can see her streaking across her room without her remembering we're on cam ;P

Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better?
- Today was quite good yeah. I scored me some drugs!

Did you kiss someone last night?
- I gave Mel lots of kissies :D

Was the last person you hugged a male or female?
- Male, it was Gaunty

Do you have anything that belongs to your boyfriend/​girlfriend?​
- I have her heart, and she has mine. We swapped because we are hardcore like that :)

What's your favorite thing to do in the summer time?
- I don't really know, I love chilling out and having a barbecue with friends :)

What were you doing this morning at 8AM?
- I was just about getting ready to haul my arse out of bed :)

How many different drinks have you had today?
- Urm, I've had some lucosade, some water, some orangeade, and a couple beers :)

Do you think pigs are honestly cute?
- I onl;y like small pigs, we were talking about this last night. And were actually thinking that big HOGS are horrible ;P

What was the weather like on your birthday?
- I can't remember, however, for my birthday meal it was quite nice :)

Are relationships ever really worth it?
- this one is, totally

Whats bothering you?
- Nothing at all :D

What were you doing last night?
- I did Mel, she fucking loved it the nasty bitch ;P

Would you prefer a thunderstorm or for it to be snowing?
- I love thunderstorms soooooo much :D

Is it cute when boys kiss you on your cheek?
- Yes, it is so hot, makes my cock hard.

If you had to choose one: strawberries or grapes?
- Strawberries. I do love grapes though, but strawberries are special

Do you like watermelons more or cherries?
- I love cherries, I had my own cherry tree :D

Do you have any pets?
- I have a puddytat called Lily who is making it difficult to do this survey by rolling around the keyboard, and a Leopard Gecko called Lucy who does nothing.

Are you one of those people who hates crying in front of others?
- I don't mind :)

Have you ever trusted someone too much?
- Lots of times

What are your plans for the weekend?
- I know that I'm taking Lily to our new house for a couple hours for her to get used to it a little bit.

What do you currently hear right now?
- Nothing

Do you think someone has feelings for you?
- Mel better have :)

Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you?
- Not anymore

Have you ever fallen asleep on someone?
- I fall asleep on Mel constantly :)

Plans for tomorrow?
- Tidy the flat! (LOL yeah right)

Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
- My Mellycopter

What was the last thing you wore that was black?
- My shirt right now is black. With some Greek islands on lol

What woke you up this morning?
- Lily woke me up this morning, I did need to drag my sweet arse out of bed though

Have you ever kissed the last person you texted?
- Sue. lol. Once. The less said about that the better

When is the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
- I will be fucking Melody silly in June. And I may give her a kiss or two.

Why aren't you texting the last person you kissed?
- She said "Lily was always your cat and never ours, you made sure of that" So I just thought "fuck you then" As if you can control a fucking CAT?!

Are you the youngest person living in your house?
- Lily is 2 almost years old, and Lucy is almost 1 :)

Have you ever liked someone older than you?
- Probably, I can't really remember anyone though

Do you think you can last in a relationship for 3 months?
- I better be able to dag nammit!

Is there someone that's always there for you?
- Mel is always here for me, and so are my friends :)

Is there someone on your mind that shouldn't be?
- Nopes

Today, would you rather go forward a week or back a week?
- Forward a week and then it would only be 45 days :)

Is your hair up or down right now?
- It's up

Do you think you will kiss someone tomorrow?
- I will give Lily a big kiss and a cuddle yes

Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
- She's in the bath sending me pictures, so I hope they aren't just forwards!

Who was the last person you physically hit?
- I don't know his name, he got sent down for it though apparently, muwhwhahahahhaaa. Have that you tall lanky chav cunt.

Were you single on your last birthday?
- I was indeedy

What is your opinion on late night phone calls?
- Mel and I have some good ones ;)

Have you cried in the last week?
- Not at all

Would you prefer being locked in a room with the person you like or best friend?
- I am going to be locking myself in with Mel lots very soon ;P

What is in your pocket?
- In my back pocket I have my keys, but that is all, the restof my shit is thrown on my desk :)

You never know what you got until you lose it? True or false?
- I know what I have right now and will never lose it. so false

How's your life lately?
- My life is fucking fandabbydozy

Does it bother you when people try to make you jealous?
- People donut make me jealous! I make myself jealous because I'm a retard. Oh and it's normal ;P

Do you reply to all of your texts?
- hahahaha I hardly ever reply to any ;P

Last person you said I love you to?
- Melody before she went for her bath :)

How do you feel about Dr. Pepper?
- It's alright, tastes a bit fruity for my tastes

Do you go to the tanning bed on a regular basis?
- Nopes, I'm whiter than a ginger HAWHAWHAW

What is the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
- I had a pint of water

Do you think you've changed over the past year?
- I'd like to think I have changed for the better. I feel better if that helps?

Would you skydive for $400?
- I'd do it for free!

Do you have a younger sister?
- I don't

Let me guess, your last incoming call was from the opposite sex?
- It's an unknown number :O

Would you kiss anyone you have texts from in your phone?
- Mels texts go to my email, or to Aim, so no ;P

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
- Bit of both ;D

Do you like to hold hands?
- I love how our fingers interlock :)

Anything embarrassing happen today?
- I tripped and almost fell on my white arse this morning while stumbling around like a tired retard.

Would you rather be at the beach or lake?
- I like both. But it depends on my mood, I like going fishing on a huge lake, but I also like watching the tide come in and out at the beach :)

Have you dated the person you texted last?
- No, It was Gaunty ;P

Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago?
- A few aye :D

Do you want to get married and have children one day?
- We're going to get married and have the most perfect family ever :)

Could you go a day without eating?
- Yeah, why not, super slow metabolism ftw :)

What are you excited for?
- Meeting my baby off the plane :)

Did anyone see you kiss that last person you kissed?
- Well, Gaunty and my dad saw me kiss my mum. No tongues were involved though, and I hope they weren't wanking

Do you still talk to the person you last kissed?
- Nope, we stopped communicating after she said something nasty to me about Lily, and I will NOT put up with that.

How many windows are open on your computer?
- A load, I said in the last survey, and it's pretty much the same ;P

How many pillows do you sleep with?
- I sleep with 4, however I only sleep with my head on 2 of them :P

Can you have more than one best friend?
- Of course you can I have a lot of best friends :)

Funny how a self-examination for testicular cancer easily turns into a wank.

I take it you like someone?
- I bet you take it a lot of ways!

Is your phone right next to you, or at least close by?
- It's on my mouse mat :D

What windows are open on your computer right now?
- I have loads. mIRC, Firefox, Firefox, Firefox, AIM, MSN, MSN chat with Mel, Webcam shit, Folders = Leeched, Computer, Mel *grins*, Work, and Antivirus program as it's giving me shit about not being valid anymore and I need to fix it before it runs out.

Last place you went besides your house?
- I went to the doctors today, then the chemist, then the bakery, then the shop :D

Is your phone a touch screen?
- It is, I hate it. Can't hit the right keys for shit

Who is the last person to call you?
- Gaunty, I called my dad about an hour or two ago though :)

What was the last movie you watched?
- Howls moving castle with Mel, wasn't bad for a cartoon ;P

What are you doing tomorrow?
- I am tidying up!

How do you know?
- I don't but it does really need doing. One of my plates is starting to grow a whole new civilisation on it

Are you in a good mood?
- I'm a peachy keen jelly bean ;P

Were you single on your last birthday?
- I was indeed :D

How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now?
- None

What are you doing right now, besides this?
- Watching Mel roll around on her bed trying to nap

Has anyone laid on your bed besides you?
- Loads of people

Who's the first person you spoke to in 2010?
- Sue, Scott, Stew and Deb. One of them :P

Do you prefer being called your actual name or a nick name?
- Nik, I'm not a big fan of Nicholas

Do you ever want to get married?
- Damn right I do, and 3 beautiful babies :D

Color shirt your wearing?
- Black

How's your heart lately?
- My heart is loved very much

What does your last text say? Whos it from?
- It's from Sue and it says "Need ur help a mo, u at ur pc?"

Does anyone know your Myspace password?
- Mel knows it

How late did you stay up last night and why?
- Well, last night I went to bed at about 2:30am as I wanted an early night, but I didn't get to sleep until around 4am, maybe later.

Do you miss anyone?
- I miss being able to cuggle with my poopyhead

Explain why you last threw up?
- I was ill. It was a long time ago though

Do you get distracted easily?
- Yes, especially when there is a naked girl rolling around in front of me

Do you have a best friend?
- I like all my friends :D

What item could you not go without during the day?
- My PC :P

Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to?
- Mel got caught when we were on the phone. I felt as embarassed as her though ;P

Do you love someone at the moment?
- I do indeed, she is ossum.

Say you were given a drug test right now, would you pass?
- I would, unless it picked up the codeine I munched earlier :D

When did you last receive flowers?
- I don't believe I have ever received any flowers

Have you ever made out in a bathroom?
- haha yes.

Would you take any of your exes back?
- Nopes, they are ex's for a reason!

What is the last movie you saw in theaters and with who?
- I went to see Avatar with Letty. It was shit.

Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
- Mel is constantly on my mind, but I like it :) A lot.

What type of day are you having?
- I've had a tiring day, but I've also slept lots when all my shit was finished :D

Was there anyone who "made your day"?
- Mel has when she said "you have brightened up my day" :D

Are you liking how you look today?
- I'm looking pretty fly (For a caucasian male)

Do you have anyone crushing on you?
- I should hope so!

Have you ever eaten a bug?
- I don't think so!

I'm soooooo sleepy!

After breaking up, what's worse; knowing you still care about them or pretending you hate them?
- Bit of both really, depends on the breakup. Of course if you are with somebody for any length of time you will still have feelings for them, but you justhave to pull your socks up and get on with it :)

Where is the one boy/girl you want to see the most right now?
- She is asleeps in her squishy bed <3

Do you think your last ex deserves to die?
- Don't be silly

How many piercings/​tattoos do you have?
- I have 1 piercing and 2 tats

If the last person you kissed arrived at your house at 3am last night, would would you have done?
- I would have been in bed and ignored the door ;P

Is anyone over-​protective of you?
- I don't think so, no.

Plans for tomorrow?
- LAZY DAY TOMORROW! Although I'm going to tidy the kitchen area up. Not today though, I've been busy enough

Have you made a mistake in the past week?
- Nope, not that I can think of

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?.
- I will indeed :D

If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted mansion, would you?
- Of course I would

What were you doing at 7:00 AM?
- I was asleep :D Had to be up early for the doctors though

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
- Of course I can, I'm going to be spending the rest of my life with Mel :D

Would you put yesterday on repeat and live it forever?
- Not yesterday, I didn't get to talk to my pudding for as long as I'd have liked to.

Last time you laughed so hard? Why?
- I can't remember, I laugh all the time

If your best friend needed somewhere to stay could they live with you?
- Yeah if they don't mind the mess ;D

Have you ever cried in front of your number one?
- Nopes

How many people do you fully trust?
- A few

Do you think the last person you kissed is nice?
- My mum is lovely

Did anyone call you pretty recently?
- Mel is always saying really sweet things to me, I love it :D

Are you afraid of falling in love?
- Nope, I'm deeply in love and it's amazing

How do you feel about your hair right now?
- It's alright

Who was the last person to have their arms all the way around you?
- Urm, Gaunty gave me a big hug lol

The shirt your wearing, where did you get it?
- My ex's mum bought me it

Does your profile song have a meaning?
- I don't have one

Has the opposite sex ever written you a poem?
- Yep

If you died today would your life be complete?
- Not quite

Is there anything you need to tell anyone?
- Mel, I love you ;P

Are you too shy to kiss the person you like?
- Nah, she's getting lots of smooches in June ;P

Do you always answer your texts?
- Nah, rarely ;P

When's the next time you will kiss someone of the opposite sex?
- Juuuuuuuune

How's your heart?
- It's in safe hands

Do you like when people play with your hair?
- Yeah :)

If you get a text during the night, do you answer it?
- Depends.

Do you think its cute when someone kisses your forehead?
- Yea

Has anyone admitted anything to you in the past week?
- I don't think so, no

Let me guess, your last incoming call was a boy?
- My dad

Yes, I'm on a bit of a binge.

What was the highlight of your week?
- I've had lots of highlights, usually when I wake up to sweet little messages that my baby sends me after I fall asleep on her ;D

When is the next time you will kiss someone?
- June at the airport when I see my girl :)

What color is the shirt your wearing?
- It is grey with some writing on. My ex's mum got me it for Christmas :)

How long is your hair?
- It is short right now, but I wouldn't mind it growing a wee bit longer so I can dye it.

Last movie you watched was?
- Howls Moving Castle with Mel, it was good :D

Where did you watch it?
- I watched it right here, sat on my fat arse!

Who were you with?
- I watched it with Melodddddddddyyyyyyyy ;D

Last thing you ate?
- Had a half pounder with chips. It was surprisingly delicious as I don't normally get them so fancied a change. I want another one now though :(

Last thing you drank?
- Some orangeade :D

When was the last time you had your heart broken?
- I dunno, it wasn't broken, the time had just come for us to split up. And I'll never have my heart broken again

Who came over last?
- Gaunty came over yesterday for a bit.

Are you happy right now?
- I am super happy thankyou for asking.

What did you say last?
- YEEHAWWW!

Where is your phone?
- In front of me on my desk, I need to put it on charge actually.

What color are your eyes?
- They are blue

Are you left handed?
- No, only retards are.

Do you have any pets?
- I have 2 pets, and a Girlfriend ;P

What do you dislike currently?
- I dislike not being able to snuggle up to my boo right now

What are you listening to?
- Mel is talking about sex toys and attaching them to drills and stuff ...

If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
- A cuggle!

Who makes you the happiest?
- Mel makes me really happy constantly :D

What were you doing at midnight last night?
- I was talking to Mel, as usual.

When is your birthday?
- 10th September

Who has the same phone as you?
- I don't know anyone with the same phone as me :(

Last time you went swimming in a pool?
- When I was on holiday. I used to be a good swimmer but fuck me, I was so unfit.

Do you read your horoscope?
- I sometimes do, even though it's all bullshit

Last place you bought something?
- I bought a PCI USB card from ebuyer today ;P

How do you feel about your hair right now?
- It's aright, nothing exciting

Do you bite your nails?
- Aye, I need to stop really, I want to have them a little bit longer so I can rip Mels back to shreds ;P

What was or is your favorite subject in school?
- History :D

What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for?
- I have fallen for the most perfect girl I could have ever imagined :D

Do you have any hidden talents?
- I don't think so, you tell me?

Favorite band?
- NoFX

Do you like to sing at all?
- I love singing ;D

Only child or siblings?
- 1 Brother, Adam.

Would you consider your self spoiled?
- I am a bit, aye

Know any other languages?
- I know a few, I'm not fantastic at them though. I am better at German than any other else, but I'm not totally fluent in it :)

Every written a coded message?
59 65 73 20 49 20 64 6f 2c 20 61 6e 64 20 49 20 63 61 6e 27 74 20 77 61 69 74 20 74 69 6c 20 49 20 67 65 74 20 74 6f 20 74 65 61 72 20 6d 79 20 6d 65 6c 6f 64 79 73 20 74 69 67 68 74 20 6c 69 74 74 6c 65 20 70 75 73 73 79 20 72 69 67 68 74 20 75 70 2c 20 62 65 6e 64 20 68 65 72 20 6f 76 65 72 20 61 6e 64 20 73 6c 61 70 20 74 68 61 74 20 67 6f 72 67 65 6f 75 73 20 61 72 73 65 20 77 68 69 6c 65 20 73 68 65 20 69 73 20 73 63 72 65 61 6d 69 6e 67 20 61 6e 64 20 63 75 6d 6d 69 6e 67 20 61 6c 6c 20 6f 76 65 72 20 6d 79 20 62 69 67 20 66 61 74 20 63 6f 63 6b 2e

You are the last piece to my puzzle <3

Did you do anything risky last night?
- Last night, urm. I went to find my tape measure and it had fallen down the back of some drawesr, and there were loads and LOADS of cobwebs behind it. So I was poking my hand in and freaking out when I pulled my hand back out and it was covered on them, flapping my hands around like some sort of crazy person. Took me about 5 minutes to get the tape measure. ;P

What are you currently listening to?
- I am listening to my Melody talk to me on MSN while she straightens her hair :) She looks like cousin IT.

Who was the last person you had a face to face conversation with?
- I'm having one right now, does over the webcam count? Yes it does.

What's in your wallet?
- My new bank card, driving license, national insurance card. And some other random shit in there that I hardly ever use. No money in there, obviously :)

What's on that way top shelf or in the very far back of your closet?
- I have some printer paper. I don't have a printer by the way. I REALLY wish I did...

Has someone ever called you beautiful?
- Mel has called me beautiful about 6 times today :D

Are you wearing short shorts?
- What, who wears short shorts?

Do you like messages or comments better?
- I don't get any on my myspace because I am not one of the cool kids.

Are you a bitch?
- I have my kickarse moments ;D

Did anything dramatic go down yesterday?
- I was out for most of the day, I didn't get up to much, but I feel like I accomplished lots yesterday. Nothing dramatic happened though.

Does the person you like like you back?
- She just nodded when I asked her, so yeah :)

Have you ever walked away from someone who was yelling at you?
- Loads of times, I am quite good at conflict resolution ;P

Do you ignore people when you're mad/upset with them?
- Yeah, it's for the best, otherwise I end up saying something that I may regret :P

Have you ever slept in the same bed with anyone on your top?
- We share a bed on a nightly basis <3

Do you plan on sleeping in tomorrow?
- Not tomorrow, I NEEEEEEED TO BE AT THE DOCTORS BEFORE 10AM TOMORROW, and I WILL be there! :P

Do you like to take walks?
- Sometimes, it depends on my mood. I haven't been in the mood to go walking alone for a while. But now that the summer is almost hear I am quite excited about walking through fields and parks hand in hand with my princess <3

Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
- I like somebody a lot right now, like, a hella lot. ;P

Have you ever cried cause you were so mad?
- I don't think so, I have screamed a few times, but that always clears the air and I feel a billion times better because of it.

Did you sleep alone last night?
- I fell asleep on Mel again, WHOOPSY! :P

Have you ever felt lonely?
- Not for the past few months, like. AT ALL!

Is your right hand bigger than your left?
- My right arm is bigger than my left, and that isn't just because of the excessive wanking thanks. ;P

How many different schools have you been to?
- 2 unis, 2 colleges, high school and middle school.

Would You Rather: Be locked in a room with your ex for a day or your worst enemy for two?
- I don't think I have a "worst enemy" So I will probably go with that one. Not that I can't handle my ex ;P

Have you ever seen your best friend COMPLETELY naked?
- Nope, I haven't seen Sue naked ;P

If you could set the price and someone asked you to kill someone would you do it?
- A fiver? :P lol I dunno, it would have to be a lot I guess :P

What if you were locked in a room with absolutely nothing for a week by yourself?
- I would be found at the end of the week rocking in a corner shaking. With shit smeared all over the walls, and swimming in a lake of my own piss.

What's your ringtone for your mom?
- I just have the same ringtone as I have for everybody else :)

Which is better, walmart or target?
- WE DON'T HAVE THEM!

Do you love your belly button?
- I quite like my belly button, yes thanks ;P

Do you have any weird obsessions?
- Not any weird ones I don't think

On average, how many times a day do you lie?
- I try not to do any at all :D

The balls are inert

Are you gonna have sex tonight?
- Maaybe ;P

Do you remember your very first kiss with the last person you kissed?
- My mum, so no. I was a baby ;P

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
- They are changing for the better :D

Who was your last message from?
- Mel, saying that I fell asleeps on her, oops!

What are you currently listening to?
- The buzz of the boiler as I've just turned the heating on because I'm cold

Does it make you mad when someone tries to make you jealous?
- People don't try to make me jealous :)

Have you ever liked someone older then you?
- Yeah probably

Last movie you watched in theaters and with who?
- It was Avatar with my friend Letty

Have you ever sat in the back of a police car?
- Yeah, those things are fucking comfortable! I wasn't naughty though, it was when we got mugged and I went all Hulk on the guy.

Who was the last person to sit on a bed with you?
- I can't actually remember :O

Do you regret dating anyone you dated?
- I try not to regret anything I've done

Do you need to say anything to anyone right now?
- I don't think so :) I can't wait to talk to my boo though.

Do you want to get married?
- Yes, very very much so :)

Would you ever date anyone your parents disapproved of?
- Not anymore, I have in the past but I'm not planning on dating anyone new, and I know they will love Mel <3

Do you forgive easily?
- Too easily sometimes

Have you ever burnt yourself with a lighter?
- Aye, I'm a clumsy fucker

Have you ever thrown your cell phone across the room?
- Aye, loads of times

Are you mad at anyone right now?
- Nopes :D

Do you add random questions into surveys when you take them?
- I have done a couple times. Not for aaaaaaages though

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- Jeans as usual. But only because I have lost my monging around all day shorts

Do you consider yourself spoiled?
- I am a bit ;P

What woke you up today?
- My phone beeping that it was low on battery

What is something you disliked about your day?
- I know what I a have to do today. And also the flat is a fucking pigstye with PC bits all over the place

Have you kissed anyone whose name started with a L?
- A couple people come to mind

What did you do today?
- I woke up. However, I want to attempt to get a pc working, and I also NEED to fill a huge arse form in AGAIN. >_>

What are you looking forward to?
- Mel waking up :)

How did you feel when you woke up today?
- I felt alright after a couple stretches :)

Do you believe change is always good?
- Sometimes.

Who was the last person to draw you a picture?
- Mel draws me things all the time :)

Does anyone hate you?
- Not bothered if they doooooooooooooooooo

Anyone ever cheated on you?
- Loads of times. Not Mel though <3

You've taken fifteen shots of vodka, what are you doing?
- Wow, I remember back in the day where that would be a cakewalk. Now though I would either be shouting abuse at people. Or passed out :P

You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, any problems?
- No. As long as she doesn't try to speak to me.

Who is the last person to comment you on one of your pictures?
- "Chris Birkitt
Found a way of not using cat litter and disposing of the mess."

Are you a jealous person?
- I try not to be, I hate it. But it is natural sometimes. And we all need reassurances. Even if we know how silly we are being :)

Has the last person you kissed ever made you cry?
- I was upset when she left and had a good cry. Oh if only I knew what the next few weeks would bring. Bitch.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
- Nope

Ever been called babe?
- Of course ;D

Would you date/hook up with your brother's best friend?
- I don't know any of his friends. Well, a couple of them

Are you a bitch?
- I can be if my buttons are pressed

Is your birthday in less than 6 months?
- Yea :O Less than 9. Shit

Your friend kisses the boy/girl you like, what do you do?
- Mel wouldn't let anybody else kiss heeeeer ;P

Whats your favorite number?
- 22

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
- My wardrobe doors are open right now

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
- I have woken up with various street related items in my past. Signs, temporary traffic lights, bus stops.

Smell your mum.

Are you ready to tell the honest truth?
- I am indeedly do

Fess up, who was the last person you thought about kissing?
- I thought about kissing my little sausagemonster.

Kissed on a recliner or couch?
- Aye both, nothing special about either of them. The recliner almost broke because I'm such a heffer.

Ever tackled someone to the ground?
- I tried tackling Birky a few years back. I bounced off and looked a fool.

Ever had a best friend of the opposite sex?
- Aye.

Whats the latest you've stayed up in the past week?
- 9am ;D

Do you want to please everyone?
- Not everyone, only the people that matter :)

Is there anyone who doesn't like you?
- I'm pretty sure there are some people that don't like me.

Do you have a crush on someone whos taken?
- Yes, but she's taken by me so it's all good in the hood.

Do you have a lot of pictures in your room?
- No, I have a few pictures on the wall but I need to change them. I also have my digital photo frame that I need to finally get my arse into gear to put some pictures on.

Do you want any piercings?
- I am thinking of getting my tongue done again, whether that will happen, I dunno :D

Who's someone who knows ABSOLUTELY everything about you?
- I dunno really, I'm quite an open person so I guess a few people know me inside out. Mel knows a hell of a lot about me

How important is trust?
- Totally.

What's the first thing that pops into your head when you think of last summer?
- I'm drawing a blank. Malia is shit.

Are you happy?
- Super happy fun club chairman of the board

What are you ready for?
- Getting my dick wet.

Would you ever get a tattoo?
- I want a new one :)

Would you honestly say you'd risk your life for someone else?
- Of course, I'd risk my life for lots of people.

Is your life anything like it was 2 years ago?
- Nope, it's a billion times better :)

Have you ever told anyone you loved them and meant it?
- I have just told Mel, and I mean it :D

Do you have a camera? If so, what brand is it?
- I have a Sony Handycam 60gig

Do you want a job or do you already have one?
- I am trying to get a job as a nurse, but that has hit the back burner for just a little while.

Who did you last hug?
- I gave my mum a hug today when I saw her.

Would you live on a farm for a month for $100?
- Do I have to do anything? Farms smell of poop

How many hours of TV do you watch in an average day?
- I don't really watch it, however it's always on in the background :)

Do you ever make others feel unwanted?
- I hope not!

If your boyfriend or girlfriend cheats on you for the first time, do you forgive?
- Nope, sorry! :P

Do you break down when getting yelled at?
- haha no :D

Do you like to cuddle?
- I love cuddles that we have :D

Who did you last lay down with?
- I laid down with Lily yesterday, I've hardly seen her today though :(

Have you ever cried over a text message?
- Nah, I've been pissed off over a few though

How are you feeling right now?
- I'm feeling rather good, glad I had that nap earlier though :D

Are you worried about anything right now?
- Not at all, I just want time to go a bit faster please!

Is there someone you will never forget?
- Loads of people :D

What is worse, physical or emotional pain?
- Emotional, I'm quite used to physical pain

When was the last time you received a hug?
- My mummy gave me one earlier

What's the most important part of a relationship in your opinion?
- Trust, :)

If you could pack up and move away right now, would you?
- I'm ready to right now, well. I need to pack ;P

Is it more common for you to follow your heart or your mind?
- I follow my heart

Last time you made a bet with someone?
- I made a bet last night with Mel, and I think I lost, I can't remember :P

Have you chewed gum after someone else already has?
- Yes, I have stolen it from their mouth, ew :E

Why do you think so many people cheat?
- They want something else that they don't have in the relationship they have cheated on

Are you afraid of commitment?
- Negatory.

You see a shooting star, do you make a wish?
- Aye, I do, I've only ever seen one though

Who are you thinking about?
- Mel, I'm thinking about kissing that yummy face that I can see! :P

Lets say you had a baby with the last person you text?
- I'm going to be moving in with him in a bit, and he has 2 already

Do you want to be single or with someone?
- I'm with someone, and can't remember being single.

Do you want to get married?
- YES NOW PLEASE!

The last person that made you angry, did you tell them?
- I tell people if they piss me off, most of the time anyway.

Do you have a member of the opposite sex, who you can tell anything to?
- Aye, I can tell anyone what is on my mind :)

Do you drink energy drinks?
- Sometimes. I have some in the fridge right now, but I'm saving it for tomorrow when I have lots of shit I want to get done.

If you could erase somebody from your life, who would it be?
- I erased everyone who I already want to be out of my life. Even if it is just one person.

Was 2009 a good year for you?
- 2009 blew for everyone I know.

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/ girlfriend smokes?
- Nah

Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months?
- Of course, I've been in one for 2 years before. And I feel like I've been in this one since time began :D

In the next 48 hours will you hang out with anyone?
- I don't think so

Have you lived in the same town your entire life?
- Nah, I'm a moooooover

Would you say you're an understanding person?
- I am indeedy. I understand that people are retards too ;P

Are you a loud person?
- I can be sometimes :D

Do you go tanning?
- Not really, I get bored easily just laying out on the grass

Do you tend to hold things against people?
- I want to hold myself against Mel ;P

Is there a song that every time you hear it, you think of someone?
- There are a few.

Has anyone said they love you in the last week?
- Mel tells me all the time :D

Who was the last person to comfort you as you cried?
- Ooh shit. I didn't cry but I was upset. And it was Birky who came over and gave me the company I needed <3

Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
- I care about a lot of people more than myself :)

Do you do your own laundry?
- Aye, you have just reminded me to go and take mine out of the machine.

Name the first person you can think of that you know that has tattoo(s)?
- Mel

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
- Aye, I've been out all day!

Do you remember the first time you met the last person you kissed?
- She queefed me out of her vagina.

What was the last thing you wore that was black?
- My shirt is black :P

Have you ever been completely alone with a boy in their bedroom?
- Yes, in Scotts bedroom it put hairs on my chest with the amount of testosterone that guy produces.

Do you have a bestfriend?
- I try not to categorise my friends, but yeah, it's probably Sue

The last person you kissed calls you, why?
- She says I forgot something when I visited her today

How many people have you kissed whose name started with a J?
- Only 1 comes to mind

Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
- Maybe, but I probably wouldn't have been to bed yet.

Will your next kiss be drunk or sober?
- Sober!

Has anyone recently told you something you didn't want to hear?
- I don't think so no.

Has anyone recently disappointed you?
- Nah

Have you ever felt like someone of the opposite sex truly cared about you?
- Mel really really cares about me :)

Do you regret doing something today?
- Nope, not at all. Had a really good day :D

Would you rather kiss someone 5 years older or 5 year younger?
- Mel is 9 years younger than me ;)

Have you ever fallen for a guy friend?
- Nopes

Have you ever had a guy friend you weren't into, fall for you?
- I don't think so.

Do you ever leave the house without make up on?
- All the time.

Do you expect to be married in the next two years?
- Maybe, who knows ;)

Have you kissed anyone today?
- Mein mutter

Will you kiss anyone tomorrow?
- Mel <3

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dvqofw's picture
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super cool. wish i could make stuff like that.

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Congratulations! You and your better melo half have been nominated as one of the best Melo Couples! If you are interested in running for the crown(s) then let me know by sending me a photo and a short bio to either my melo or xinelegantx@gmail.com.

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Way to make me feel even older! ;D

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GOD, as if you've been here since '02....=P <3

fiend_queen's picture
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I think you're right about the camera thing. I saw this awhile back, pretty cool. :)
...not as cool as the Spongebob or American Dad porn though...nothing can top that shit.

nosebleed's picture
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I think it's an advertisement for a camera :)

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Re: Another video, sorry

What is that video?

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Re: SpongeBob sex - SpongeKnob SquareNuts

I was laughing so much, my friend walked into the room to see what was up and that was on my big screen - golden.
That is SO crazy you said that, because we were watching the actual show last night. I think most of the retro cartoons would make for hilarious porn adaptations. :P
Thanks for the laughs! ox

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Re: SpongeBob sex - SpongeKnob SquareNuts

haha, I knew you'd like them :) The spongebob one was funny as fuck.

Need a Rocko's modern life one or something ;)

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Re: American Dad is ace. Then I saw this.

LMAO!! OMG...BAHAHAHA.
Thanks, Nik....that was awesome. xo

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Re: American Dad is ace. Then I saw this.

haha yeah, she might recognise spongebobs massive square head ;D

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Re: American Dad is ace. Then I saw this.

LMfao!
I was going to watch it because I am curious, but then I realized, I'm babysitting my 2 year old niece, and she is a quick learner. LOL.

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Re: American Dad is ace. Then I saw this.

haha, I have no idea. But it's nowhere near as good as the spongebob one :(

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Re: Damn I'm bored!

This totally made my day! xo

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Re: public

Btw - gir!!! <3

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Re: Werd

Onesies are soo cute! I think...I have to get one.
I'm back on FB if you want to re-add me! I'm trying to update more, maybe -actually- blog again, but I'm more on Facebook because my family & friends are all over the place.
https://www.facebook.com/andieb420
I really miss melo. Maybe just...how it used to be? I miss the people I used to be close to, and maybe that's why I keep coming back. :)
Life has been so crazy lately. Moved to a better part of my little city, where the crime isn't (as) bad, the neighbors are awesome and will look out for you. I'm currently jobless, as I was "laid off" and it's driving me nuts. All around, I think I'm doing much better since the last time we caught up. :)
*hugs!! x 10
xoxox

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Re: Damn I'm bored!

You are just too bloody cute.

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Re: public

Nikkkkk. ;]]]]]]]]]]

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Re: public

Well.. it was... just not there apparently haha it was here though

nosebleed's picture
Re: SpongeBob sex - SpongeKnob SquareNuts

haha, aye, that name is way better than the one on redtube :D

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Re: SpongeBob sex - SpongeKnob SquareNuts

I have a friend who calls him 'Squirtbob Spudpants'.

Considering this video, that name might be appropriate. *BG*

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Re: I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED, I'm even playing Eve

haha yeah, I keep an eye out for suicide gankers ;) I hardly ever see anyone where I go mining anyway. In a 0.6 area that's pretty quiet, only about 10 in the chat usually. Most are miners I think :)

Yeah I know what you mean about losing iskies from building ships. I've made a bit, but I probably need to do some proper missions.

Was in a mining corp for about a year before I quit aaaaaaages ago. That was fun, used to be about 20 of us going and collective mining, then all the stuff got shared out between everyone.

How come you have made a brand new avatar? Couldn't you reactivate your older account. I#d be well upset if I lost all my 7 mill skill points lol.

I just like being able to alt tab and do other things with mining. Keep an eye on it every now and then, with a few drones etc flying around keeping rats at bay. But I would like to try and take it a bit more seriously, when I have time to anyway :)

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Re: I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED, I'm even playing Eve

You're flying a Hulk in highsec ALONE? oh honey you are asking for it

minerbumping.com as hilarious as I find this dude hahaha WATCH OUT OKAY

when you say you're making ships, its just a bit of a red flag that you might not be minimizing your opportunity cost :x do you wanna go over your model? I haven't played EVE in five years but I've kept up with Market Discussions since that's the part of EVE I love so much (rip ebank & bsac o7) if you're hemmoraging ISK due to lost opportunity ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A MISSION CAPABLE BRUTIX we should talk O_O

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Re: I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED, I'm even playing Eve

haha, It's where I ended up dumping a load of those survey things. Mel used to like reading them when we first met on here, so I ended up just making her own folder for her ;D

I literally restarted Eve last week as well. I'm a miner though, I love it. Flying my Hulk atm, but I'm still in high sec. Need to sort myself out and get to somewhere better. But I don't want to lose my Hulk because I only have like, 150 Million right now ;)

Trying to get the hang of making stuff. I've made a few ships that seem to be doing well, but not really the big money until I start mining decent enough roids.

I also have a Brutix as well, that I use when I'm sick of mining and go doing a few low level missions. It's not bad. :)

And a couple other things, like my Iteron MK 5 etc.

But yeah, would be nice to play with you. I'm not on it for much more tonight, watching the boxing, but feel free to add me. "Neekola"

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Re: I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED, I'm even playing Eve

WHAT IS A NAUGHTY BOX FOR GOD DAMN IT

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Re: I AM SO BOOOOOOOORED, I'm even playing Eve

oh MAN I AM JUST NOW GETTING BAVCK INTO EVE i love it so much omgfgfomgomfogmog

i cant send you a corp invite though 'cuz I'm in TTI, which is SUPER SELECTIVE and I am 99% positive you are so totes not an objectivist which is cool but yknow why would you wanna fly around with a bunch of ayn rand nerds if you werent one right

what do you fly? :D I'm seriously only a week back so I've just now trained a vexor - I'm about to fit and run some missions, but if you're still in highsec maybe we could do some missions together? :D

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Re: public

There is one that is finished on there already and everyone knows him here

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Re: public

Also, I'm quite surprised not many people know Andrew W.K. I know it was cheesy shit, but I thoguht it was super popular lol :(

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Re: public

Can't wait to see it finished then! :D

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Re: public

1. I would have rather you read the actual finished mini manuscript, and 2. The only song I ever really knew of Andrew W.K was "She is beautiful"

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Re: When it's time to party we will party hard.

love you though.... *fluffles*

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Re: When it's time to party we will party hard.

bitch, you OLD. NEVA HURDA DAT SONG IN MUH L1F3.

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Re: public

haha :) Yeah, she stalked me on here first! ;)

*friendsies back*

Hope you are well Sara(h?), Mel talks about you all the time :) x

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Re: public

I don't know why but I had no idea in the world that you had a melo :3 friended!

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Re: Werd

I'm good. You know living life trying to figure it all out the best I can.

I think the way the UK government is treating you is sickening.

I'm sad to hear that you haven't seen Mel in over a year. I just assumed you two were still under the same roof loving each other.

I do hope everything works out for you, and you should take the 3 month heal time. I would like to think you could still migrate even if you're still healing

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Re: Werd

lol, I haven't been hurt or something, was just born with screwed up joints etc, they got fixed up but because I'm getting older, stuff like arthritis is kicking in :(

It sucks getting old!

I've not seen Mel in almost a year now, except online and stuff. We talk every day though but it is still hard. Hopefully hear back from the Visa people about what the next step is soon :)

and yes, you should keep in touch more :P How are you?