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don't you want me bby

Dear Claudette ,
I ____ you.
You have a nice ______.
You make me _______.
You should _______.
Someday I will ______.
You + me = ________.
If I saw you now I'd __________.
I want to ________ you.
I would build a _______ just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be _________.
We could __________ under the stars.
Love,
_______________

(P.S. ______________.)

:D

no more phone

this is depressing!

:(

i swear

that gun isnt mine!

some cholo probably hid it under my bed while i was sleeping 0:)

that dead guy in the closet?

he probably left him there too !

ionno . . . . . . . .

i saw ur eyes

and u made me smile

for a little while

i was falling in love . . . . .

♥_♥

show me

some TLC !

:P

this roxx my socks infinity times!

we're not worthy!

truth be told

i fuckin miss you

<333333

where the fuck

r my g spots?

sorry if i dont reply idk where they went! :(

ps happie noo yeer!

claudie

feels like shiet!


i have a headache, i feel weak, i cant breathe through my nose and my little bones ache a bit too :p




save me superman!

all u need

is LOVE!




LOVE is all u need. . . . .





. . . . . . . it's all I need . . . . . . . .

dear chickenhead

No matter how many pix you take,



No matter how many different poses you make,


NO MATTER how many times you photoshop ur pix to try to look cute,



Ur still gonna come out UGLY!!!


Yes that's right fuckin ugly! Cause no matter how many pounds of make up you pack on ur FUGLY will still show ma'am!

So plz just do us a favor n STOP!


Thnk you! :]

Ps piercings don't look good on you hun!

no one

Ever talks to me on this shit anymore


Its heartbreakin! :P

tonight so bright tonight

Well crucify the insincere tonight


Well make things right, well feel it all tonight


Well find a way to offer up the night tonight


The indescribable moments of your life tonight


The impossible is possible tonight






Believe in me as I believe in you, tonight . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

oh my fuckin gawd!

I'm like so stoked right now cause . . . . .









I just found twenty dollars.




How often does that happen?



Well i'll tell you!


Not too often! So now I'm gonna go get a juicy burger and yes, why not, zuchinni fries as well!


^-^


I'm such a dork! <3

happy meloversary

To me!


My first melo day!


^-^

i'm in l&hearts;ve

With sailor moon



Again! ! ! !


Thnk god for youtube! I watch sailor moon 24/7 :D


Oh Tuxedo Mask . . . . .ur sooo dreamy!



^-^

FiNaLLy!!!!

i have a job again. . . . . . .

at victoria's secret!


but im getting paid a lot less than sephora




and getting less hours. . . . . . .




i guess it's better than nothing! :/


oh and i did great on my first day!


yeepee!!!!

it's my brithday!!! oh and karina's !!!

go but me and karina a drink!!! :D




yey! gonna have fun today with bff #2!

get craaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzy!

tootles! <3




new

Picture!

Yey! :D

wait!

they dont love you like i love you





heads will roll ! ! ! ! !



LOVE THE YEAH YEAH YEAHS off with ur head dance til ur dead heads will roll,heads will roll heads will roll on the floor! EvIl!!!!!!

you should

get to know me!









im adorable!!!!!!


<3


lol

so i got fired from sephora :(

Just when I was falling in love with my job again I get the bad news! My manager was waiting for me at the breakroom so she could gimme my monies and break the news.

*sigh*

I loved that place. My co workers (most of them) the make up and good memories are now left behind.

YEAR ONE

I wanna go see that movie!!!!! Lol



Cause I love Michael Cera and Jack Black!

<33333333333

i don't want to go to bed

With this sick feeling that's slipping down my throat making it's way to my chest.

I don't want to go to bed feeling lonely.

I don't want to think there's no one out there for me.

I don't want to think how everyone has their beloved by their side and I remain alone and cold

I want to have someone that will txt me good morning and good night. Someone who will give me a flower kisses and hugs and will love me just the way I am.

Someone I can go out and walk on the beach hand in hand.

Someone that will lay on the grass with me and watch the stars illuminate the black sky.


Someone like. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

A nature lover.

A boy who appreciates the beauty of mother nature. The only beauty that should really matter is that of planet earth.

hey look! (:

All my MELO LOVERS. Are boys! ^-^



PIMPIN

Hahaha



HEY!!!!! That one there is super cute!! ;D he's a darling! :*

so today i felt

A little on the "wild side" and



bought orange juice with some pulp lol


I'm a rebel! :)

it's really cold and

I'm waiting for the bus and eating ice cream! :) yeah! Ppl r looking at me like wtf is she doing?

So while everyone is huddling to keep warm in just enjoying a freezing mother fuckin chocolate ice cream! Hahaha

I hope I don't get sick though :1

just out of prison! (funny haha joke)

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and funds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her kissing her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

(Eeeep! Lol)

guys in bikes

Are soooooo hot!


^-^





Luv them! <3

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i_am_batman's picture
Re: claudie

Wtf? Superman? I see how it is.. I'm outta here.

i_am_batman's picture
Re: public

Nice. It was alright, did some homework. What about yours? Any adventures? Any shenanigans of the pixie sort? Hmm? Hmm?!

viruspunk101's picture
Re: public

awww u missed me lol yay

screamosux's picture
Re: public

i think you owe me one of those mad libs eh

screamosux's picture
Re: don't you want me bby

I kind of wish i had the option of just knowing if a noun or verb went in the spot, so it would be more like mad libs, but let's see if i can kick this things ass!

Dear Claudette ,
I envy you.
You have a nice rack.
You make me shit myself.
You should stop that nonsense.
Someday I will be the shit(more so than i am today).
You + me = double bad ass.
If I saw you now I'd get us some grub.
I want to blaze with you.
I would build a monument of a ribbon twirler just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be beat it.
We could moonwalk under the stars.
Love,
Nicholicious

(P.S. That was actually really hard.)

:D

i_am_batman's picture
Re: public

Hahaha, I started reading these g-spots after making a phone call, thinking they were mine, and was like wtf.. I don't remember any of this.. who the fuck's this guy... when did this happen? Then I figured out I was still on your melo.

i_am_batman's picture
Re: public

Whoops, two g-spots ago I meant to write "comma" instead of "period" for that pun.

i_am_batman's picture
Re: public

I did no such thing! My neighbor told me about it and I just had to check it out.

screamosux's picture
Re: don't you want me bby

i'm very tempted to fill this out

screamosux's picture
Re: public

lost mine recently, and the only difference is i have to use a house phone to get a hold of my friends and when i'm actually chillin with them no one blows me up

screamosux's picture
Re: public

lost mine recently, and the only difference is i have to use a house phone to get a hold of my friends and when i'm actually chillin with them no one blows me up

i_am_batman's picture
Re: public

Just freakin' tired at the moment. I'm gonna go to sleep here in a few... so happy I'll be able to sleep in, man. Haha, the end of the last sentence would've sounded weird without a period. Get it.. anyway.. I've been good though, thanks for asking. We totally all have to go bowling again sometime.

i_am_batman's picture
Re: public

Heyyyyy! How the heck have you been?

screamosux's picture
Re: no more phone

soon you will find it very liberating

loserkid_182's picture
Re: no more phone

no more friend.

bleeding_ashes's picture
Re: public

hey!

thedon's picture
Re: i swear

You gave me a really good laugh!

callmeichee's picture
Re: no more phone

awwwwwww don't worry be happy :D

sfcc_sucks_ass's picture
Re: no more phone

I don't have my phone either. It was in my car when it got stolen, along with $10K in film equipment....

friggin_oak's picture
otherhalf's picture
Re: public

good luck with the job hunt!

shyxguy's picture
Re: public

That would be awesome!

loserkid_182's picture
Re: public

LMAO!!!!

yeah I don't care I just felt like saying that.

loserkid_182's picture
Re: public

your melo lost cool points.

you know why?

because Daniel tainted it with his lameness!

otherhalf's picture
Re: public

they're super hard to find right now, I've been looking for a new one around my house so I wont have to drive down to orange county everyday but havent found any

shyxguy's picture
Re: public

OK you can be my personal assistant !!!!

shyxguy's picture
Re: public

Hey you !!! I missed you!!!! Whats up!

otherhalf's picture
Re: public

i've been good just working mostly.

brandillio's picture
Re: show me

bunch of meanies! *cuddles nerdette*

loserkid_182's picture
Re: show me

NEVAR!!!!!

slayerized's picture
shyxguy's picture
Re: show me

THERE YOU GO! :)

otherhalf's picture
Re: public

Random tour brought me to your melo, how have you been?

oliphant's picture
Re: public

I'm always relaxed... cause I don't live in california =)

friggin_oak's picture
Re: public

I just might go.

oliphant's picture
Re: public

aww... that's too bad... hope you recovered

friggin_oak's picture
Re: public

why thank you. *tips hat*

it would be awesome to see him.

I've been into them since middle school, lol.

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