'Trust me, after taxes a million dollars isn't a lot of money.'

- Michael Steele, Republican National Committee Chairman

What a god damn hero. I'm glad he fights for all of us, the little people, who aren't satisfied with having a job that pays six figures after taxes. Way too little. Oh lawdy! no no no, six figures is slave labor.

interesting note: He earned 20k in that 40 minute speaking engagement to impart such fantastic wisdom to us. I don't know about you, but I earned all of 25k the whole year BEFORE taxes last year.