Hi, 10:35


My day with a sales man. Well at 12:43 today my door bell rang. I was like "who could this be?" It was a salesman. I didnt even know that they still had these guys. He asked if i would like a demo of his vacuum. I said "No." He said "Are you sure?" I said "Yes. Goodbye." and shut the door in his face. The end.

Well there is abit more to this story. When the door bell rang I was playing with myself, jerking off. I got abit pissed like any other male would if someone interupted thier fun fun time. So i get up from my computer. Walk over to the door. Open it. The salesman was said "Hello, how are you today? I’m with the (some) company and I’d like to give you a demo on this vacuum." Then he looked down and noticed i was just had a teeshirt and underwear on. He also took notice of my erect penis. He then asked if i was aware that I did not have pants on.

I told him, "No, I was not. In fact I wasn’t even a ware that i was about two mins away from cumming to some hardcore pornography when you ever so slightly pressed my door bell, to my house, and caused it to ring. Causing me to stop pleasureing myself. Causing me to harrass you. Causing me to have thoughts about scaring you by whipping out my cock and trying that vaccuum on my genitals. Good thing I just thought about that vaccum on my genitals thing cause i was about to say raping you. I bet I’d get in some sort of trouble for that one."

"Are you sure you dont want a demonstration?," he said

I said, "Yes, I’m fine as the next man with semi blue ball without a demonstration. Good-bye."

Its a good thing we dont need a new vaccuum.

Something I said today: "She would have to lay face down and he’d sort of have to face her feet."
EnD... 11:31