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Hi, I'm Tina.
^_^


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You know nothing about me.
But, here's a start.




In General:



The name is Tina, don't forget it.
My best friends call me Bina.


I AM The Pirate God.


I'm a very quiet person. But, don't for a second think I'm boring.
What I'm thinking is probably a thousand times funnier than what you have to say.


I'm irrational, and never make any sense.
I confuse myself most of the time.


I'm predominantly German & Irish.
I love my heritage.


I have an accent, though I've lost a good portion of it.
Don't comment on it, unless you want me to drop it.


I've come a long way, and changed a lot.
Don't treat me like I'm the same person I was a yesterday. You're sadly mistaken.


I over analyze most situations.
And, I always come to the worst conclusions.


I love Video Games.
Chances are, on the weekends, you'll find me at an Arcade pwning Zombies in House of the Dead.
Or my new obsession, Hydro Thunder H2O.


I'm hypocritical.
Especially when it comes to smoking.


I ooze sarcasm.
No, I'm not going to change that just because you don't like it.


I curse entirely too much.
Always have, always will.


I act tough, and pretend that nothing bothers me.
But, in reality, I let things eat away at me.


My best friends are what keep me waking up in the morning.


I never want to get married.
Nothing is forever.


I love sports.
Hockey & Baseball = ♥


Hockey = The Lightning & The Flyers.
Brad Richards is my fav. player, though he doesn't play for either aforementioned teams.


Baseball = The Phillies.
Jayson Werth & Chase Utley = loveee.


I play bass.
My red Washburn is teh secks.


If you don't like me, do yourself a favor and hit the "Home" tab.
Because, I don't give a fuck.








Likes:



♥ Video Games. ♥
But, not gay ass WoW.


♥ Vampires. ♥
They're my sick obsession.


♥ Theater. ♥
Watching, Producing, Directing, Writing, Tech. I love it all.
It was my life in High School.


♥ Rain. ♥


♥ Zombies. ♥
It's going to be really hard to pretend I'm not excited when the Zombie Apocalypse hits.

♥ Sunsets. ♥


♥ Ocean City, NJ. ♥


♥ Quiet. ♥


♥ Walks on the beach. ♥


♥ Any WWII related. ♥
The European side of it, of course.
Fuck them asians.


♥Actually, History in general. ♥
Well, American and European. The rest is pointless, imho.


♥ The cold side of the pillow. ♥


♥ Learning new things. ♥


♥ Late night phone calls. ♥


♥ Traveling. ♥


♥ Winter. ♥
I love the cold and the snow.


♥ Dogs. ♥
Fuck cats.


♥ Spending time with my Family. ♥
I didn't see a lot of them growing up. Now, I'm trying to make up for lost time.


♥ First coffee of the morning. ♥


♥ Socks. ♥
I've probably got over 100 pairs. lawlz


♥ Jackets. ♥


♥ Sleeping in. ♥


♥ Cuddling. ♥


♥ Vacations in Florida. ♥
I really miss being home. :/


♥ Snow. ♥


♥ Hot sauce. ♥
Especially Crystal Hot Sauce.


♥ Cloudy days. ♥


♥ Late night movies. ♥


♥ Mexican food. ♥
Zomg, nomz.


♥ Reading ♥


♥ The Twilight Saga. ♥
Yes, I'm one of THOSE people.


♥ Studying/ Researching genetics. ♥


♥ Etnies. ♥








Dislikes:



♣ Busted grills. ♣


♣ Liars. ♣
I mean, is it really necessary?


♣ Democrats. ♣


♣ Being treated like you're invisible. ♣


♣ People who keep their profiles on private. ♣
Get the fuck over yourself.
No one wants to stalk you.
You're not that important.


♣ Cheaters. ♣
I have no sympathy for you.


♣ Turkey. ♣


♣ Vegetarians. ♣


♣ Spiders. ♣
Ugh, they terrify me.
>.<


♣ Hairy people. ♣
How hard is it to pick up a razor?


♣ Immaturity. ♣
I'm not saying you can't ever be immature, that would be hypocritical.
Let's just try and find a balance.


♣ Cuckoo clocks. ♣
They'll haunt me forever.


♣ Bananas. ♣


♣ People who can't grasp the concept of proper grammar. ♣


♣ People who only type in 1337. ♣
No, you are NOT cool.


♣ Attention seeking, Drama Queens. ♣
Take it to the stage, no one wants it in real life.


♣ Hoes. ♣
So, pretty much, girls in general.


♣ "Gamer Girls." ♣
No, you are not a Gamer just because you pose nude with a controller.
Nor, if you only play kiddie games.


♣ Old, grumpy people. ♣


♣ People who can't seem to drive. ♣


♣ Talkative people. ♣
Sometimes, it IS ok for you to just stfu.


♣ Creepy C.M.s ♣


♣ Morons. ♣


♣ People who yell at me for smoking. ♣
Fuck off.


♣ Fan boys/girls of any sort. ♣


♣ People who have kids far before they're ready/ need one. ♣
I know this applies to plenty of my friends. But, you really don't know what you're getting yourselves in to.


♣ Teenagers. ♣


♣ Alcoholics/ Drug Addicts. ♣






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lemona09's picture
Re: Oh, Dearest Melo:

yeah i feel ur pain but....

sometimes change is necessary.

thec's picture
Re: Colors?

or you could use CSS =p

b0n3zassassin's picture
Re: Colors?

its all hex based color coding lol...

if you google it you can find color coding for it

then just keep playing with it

thepirategod's picture
Re: Colors?

Omg, thank you. lmfao
I was damn searching around every part of this site.
The "colors" isn't there yet, but probably because my karma is still being worked on or whatever.
But, when it all gets fixed, thank you, I would have shot my brains out from going crazy finding it.

jennifercalling's picture
Re: Colors?

my melo. content. colors. new scheme. make the scheme. save the scheme. apply it as primary scheme.

thec's picture
Re: Oh, Dearest Melo:

Wow. Anger :). I'm totally not feeling this new melo either. It really IS Melo Vista however, it's worth a shot, right? Melo has always been a third world country. This kinda shit is nothing new for the "Old-Timers". :p

b0n3zassassin's picture
transfusion13's picture
Re: Oh, Dearest Melo:

I heard the karma and entries issue will eventually be fixed, but yeah. Pretty much everything else blows.

Problem with me is I've been on melo so long I can't just quit cold turkey.

blowjob's picture
Re: I'm back.

I like how 'god' is like your last name, you and your sister both use it as the last word in your usernames. Nicely done. :)

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